Larry King hopes the game won't last too long because his diaper is currently full.

Larry King checking the sign.....to the men's room.

Ohhh, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue.

Larry King proudly displays the most meaningless hat in the history of the universe.

"Who farted? And why does that man keep calling me Mr. Selig?"

Kid right next to Larry: "Mom who is this creppy guy standing next to me? He smells like vaseline and pipe tobacco. Can we leave?"

Larry will always hold that 2008 NL West championshop close to his heart.

That looks like my next ex-wife over there.

I've laid more pipe in this town, watching this team, than Wabasha Plumbing

Mattingly, cut those sideburns!

Bud Selig looks like shit.

I am only here to court Johnathan Broxton for my grand-daughter.

"Quick thought gang, for my money, no one does a better national anthem than James Ingram."

Yes, I won!

What do I win, AA?

Dammit, I can't see. Is that Jackie Robinson out there in left field? This doesn't feel like Brooklyn.

Pictured is the most famous person to attend the World Baseball Classic. In a separate announcement, Bud Selig has decided that this will be the last year for the WBC.

Larry: "I'm going through the list the vendor gave me one more time. Dodgers jacket? Check. Dodgers playoff hat? Check. So, when do I have sex with Alyssa Milano?"

hmmm... which one of these young broads am I going to marry next?

"Des Moines...hello - no, I haven't seen Jose Lima's wife - I think he's out of baseball now..."

Larry King thinks back to his late fifties when the couple behind him would have been in an internment camp instead of rooting against him.

INCONTINENCE, HELLO!

Is that Enrico Pallazzo?

Larry King grimaces after his interview with a sleepy Tommy Lasorda went terribly wrong and he was forced to stay for the World Baseball Classic game.

I never knew Death was a Dodgers fan

So many blondes less than half my age. Too bad I'm not Smilin' Bob from the Enzyte commercials. At least he can get it up with some help.

Memo to self...You DO know Sandy Koufax, you DO know Sandy Koufax

"Wow, what a beautiful performance of the national anthem. Almost as beautiful as when me and Francis wrote it back in 1814"

I can't believe I need to stand during their national anthem after what they did at Pearl Harbor.

A rare dark side sighting of Lord Palpatine sporting the blue and white Dodger colors.

In attendance was Randy Johnson, who quickly took care of the giant bird in the stands.

Why in the f*&K are thay having a moment of silence for me? I'm not dead yet.


(votes for Jeremiah and Rick James Bible Owner)

I was traded to Alyssa Milano's fantasy team "Who's Your Boss?"

Look everybody, it's a poison dart frog!

"And they say I throw soft balls!"
-Larry King on Roy Oswalt's pitching

There are no Dodgers on the field...what the?

Smithers, where is that "Dancing Homer" mascot I've heard so much about?

"Uhg I can't believe I ate the whole thing." Kid in front "Neither can I Mister."

"'lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.'

Well, that's it. Old Fred is standing by, we'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzo-ball soup. I love the San Antonio Spurs, by the way, if you're betting on the NBA this year, I think they'll win it all. So I guess there's nothing more to say but..."

Wait a second...this isn't my show set.

Hmm....maybe it is a growing problem and not a going problem.