Mike Greenberg To Pay Up On A Bet That Somehow Involves A Cow

Friday, June 15, 2007

Just an amazing story to end the week (Many thanks to Agent Bog for sending me the release). When you make bets what do you expect if you win? Money? Drinks? Maybe even a favor or two??? Well that's what normal people would do. Not Mike and Mike....

ESPN Radio’s Mike & Mike in the Morning co-host Mike Greenberg will pay-up on a bet on Thursday, June 21 when the self-proclaimed metrosexual will doff his pressed khakis for overalls and milk a cow named Sox LIVE at 8 a.m. ET in the TV studio where the show is simulcast from for ESPN2.

Mike & Mike in the Morning co-hosts Greenberg and Mike Golic traditionally match their NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament brackets, with the loser’s fate pre-determined by a listener/viewer vote. When Golic’s “sheet of integrity” prevailed this April, Greenberg was put in an utterly precarious position of having to milk a cow.
Yee Haw Greenberg! This has to be the lamest bet ever, but even more lame.....that ESPN put out a press release for it. There's also something else hidden in the story...Greenberg will have some help! Vermont raised boy, and MLB Guru, Buster Olney will be there to aid our Mikey in milking the cow!!!

N.Y.-Born Greenberg to Take All Sox Can Give in Cow-Milking Event (Mike and Mike: Press Release)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:21 PM


OXford? wtf?

Jun 15, 2007, 5:34:00 PM  

this is the stupidest punishment for losing a bet I have ever heard. That show is horrible

WCT said...
Jun 15, 2007, 6:48:00 PM  

Are you sure Greenberg is not milking Golic? I am pretty sure that's the bet.

Bevo said...
Jun 15, 2007, 10:29:00 PM  

Bevo - you took the words right outa my mouth.

Although, I did enjoy Greeny's book, his take on raising children is pretty funny.

Sooze said...
Jun 16, 2007, 10:02:00 AM  

What is this, fucking Green Acres?


How about just having that douche do sutff like, mow the lawn, unclog a drain, change a flat tire, change a car battery, paint a wall, assemble a bicycle, use duct tape in any way, pick his nose for slug-like boogers and eat them...

hollywood wags said...
Jun 16, 2007, 10:08:00 AM  

If he really wanted to pay off a debt, let Golic blindside him just once, so he knows what it's like to hurt for real. Or... force him to spend 24 hours with the Shrutebag.

Bruce said...
Jun 16, 2007, 12:01:00 PM  

Those puns have destroyed my will to live.

McBain said...
Jun 16, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Rosie kinda have to have a penis inject her with love necter in order for her fat teets to produce milk. Just in case this is so, I'm sure Greenburg could milk Golic's fat teets.

Dummy said...
Jun 16, 2007, 3:31:00 PM  

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