Your Week Fourteen Pammy Winners And New Standings

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Alright folks, it's the last weekend and Gary Danielson has made his move! On the heels of his combination, sixth and fifth place quote, last year's winner has narrowed the gap and is hovering in third place behind Pammy and Dr. Lou. It's going to come to the end, and I don't think we could ask for anything more. Here are you winners and new standings....

Your Week Fourteen Pammy Nominees

10. "We've got a good ol' fashioned frog choker in Tallahassee." - Brad Nessler

9. "In the upper right folks that is Boone T. Pickens." - Brent Musberger mixing up the correct name of T. Boone Pickens

8. "The two highest-ranked [Big 12 South] teams in the BCS will go to Kansas City and play Missouri in the championship game." - Ron Thulin

7. "You know the rule. If you're long, you're never wrong." - Chris Spielman

6. "They'ne not built to come from behind. They're not built to come from ahead, either." - Gary Danielson

5. "They line up those tight ends and bang and bang."- Gary Danielson

4. "Jenkins, a true freshman, is seeing his first action of the year. He's made 10 starts." - Bob Griese

3. "I miss the nightclubs where you didn't need to bring a gun." - Mike Patrick on the Burress incident

2. "Demps was faster than a rabbit in love." - Brad Nessler

1. Musburger: "I listened to your gal Beyonce."
Herbstreit: "What'd you think?"
Musburger: "I went right back to Willy Nelson so fast it was unbelievable. But I'll say one thing; she is attractive...oh baby."

Standings After Week Fourteen: 1. Pam Ward (84), 2. Lou Holtz (73), 3. Gary Danielson (66), 4. Brad Nessler (48), 5. Mike Patrick (47), 6. Bob Griese (36), 7. Brent Musburger (35), 8. Petros Papadakis (33), 9. Andre Ware (24), 10. Charles Davis (23), 11. Ray Bentley (22), 12. Mark Jones (21), 13. Bob Davie (20), 13. Paul Maguire (20), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 16. David Norrie (15), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 23. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes:
Joe Tessitore (7), Kelly Stouffer (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (8*), Craig Bolerjack (4), Chris Spielman (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Ron Thulin (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)


If you were Beyonce, wouldn't you be a little creeped out by Musburger?

walnuts said...
Dec 2, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

No celebrity is safe from horny announcers!

Last year: TRTIMP and Britney
This year: Brent Musberger and Beyonce
Next year: Ron Franklin and Rihanna (just you watch)

JFein said...
Dec 2, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

How in the world does no one have the Musberger audio posted on youtube is beyond me.

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 2, 2008, 5:33:00 PM  

I was the one that posted the Musburger/Beyonce comment. I have it on my TiVo but would have no idea how to put it on youtube. I hope someone does though because it's hilarious; glad it won and Musburger continues to be ridiculous!

Anonymous said...
Dec 2, 2008, 10:43:00 PM  

"He's wacko, baby!"
Dookie V on a Purdue student decked out in Duke colors.

Seconds after Vitale said the above, this same student definitely lets out a big ol' yawn on national TV. Oh how I love you, Karma.

Deven said...
Dec 2, 2008, 10:59:00 PM  

I could only take so much of Dick Vitale. He has become unbearable to listen to.

Anonymous said...
Dec 2, 2008, 11:58:00 PM  

What does the asterisk by Ron Franklin's name mean?

Doctor Victory said...
Dec 3, 2008, 1:14:00 AM  

What about Crazy Uncle Verne Lundquist and Miley Cyrus, JFein?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 3, 2008, 10:25:00 AM  
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Brad James said...
Dec 3, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

I'll bet Verne develops a crush on Ashley Tisdale next. This is unrelated but Gary Danielson was stupid on Jim Rome's radio show. He said that the BIG 12 is overrated. Yes, that makes perfect sense, Gary.

Brad James said...
Dec 3, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Do you guys have spellcheck down there? No?

I thought the Danielson comment was funny when I heard it on the air. That's the type of line that Tim McCarver can't get away saying without sounding like a Doofus. There's plenty of actual bad announcing and this comment isn't one of them.

Anonymous said...
Dec 9, 2008, 9:28:00 AM  

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