Create The Caption #237
Thursday, July 03, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"If you're feelin' like an underacheiver, go and brush your shoulders off."- Adam
"A-Rod: That's Right. Madonna.
Melky: This was 10 years ago right?"- Ed from AZ
"They said my wife was sleeping with Lenny Kravitz?? Please...I'll have more hits today than he ever had."- Doug
"And she said, she's only got 4 minutes to save the world, and I told her, well that's fine because this is only gonna take 15 seconds."- THinds
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of this Red Sox fan getting the business from these Rays fans?
Daily Links:
Speaking of Jay-Z, He Was At Wimbeldon Yesterday! (Player Haters Ball)
Soccer's Joey Barton Has A Mean Streak (Fanhouse)
FOX Analyst Darrell Waltrip Does Good (Tennessean)
The Annoyance Of Announcers Predicting Pitches (700 Level)
Mike And The Mad Dog's Bucket List (M&TMD Blog)
Carlos Quentin Is Getting Hosed By MLB (Chicago Bull)
Some Great Clips Of Soccer Announcers (SS Reporters)
The Newest Grizz Fan....Adriana Lima (Moon Dog)
Americana At Its Finest (Rizzo Sports)
Sports Agencies And The NBA Draft (Sports Agent Blog)
38 Comments:
Sox Fan: "Hmm I hope there isn't nonstop coverage of this on ESPN when I get home."
Male Sox Man: "You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"
Female Sox Fan: "Time to switch bandwagons?"
Male: "Yep, let's hit up the gift shop on our way out."
I don't know what's more troubling, our middle relief, or that that broom looks like a giant tampon. That couldn't possibly be pleasant to use.
Sox Fan: "You know, these fans are pathetic! Only coming out when their team starts to win a few games...wait, that sounds really familiar......."
White Shirt Guy - "If he says I can't believe we're losing to the DEVIL rays one more time, I swear I'm gonna launch my slice of pizza at him."
If that Rays fan isn't careful, he's gonna get a 15 yard penalty.
The Red Sox Nation announces they are performing a little house cleaning members starting with any douche that wears the wrong colored hat.
red sox girl, "sure he said "come to Florida, it will be a great time." Freakin loser! I should never have dumped that Yankees guy"
Can you spot the fan that actually would've shown up to this game LAST year?
"Yeah, you win this round Tampa Bay. But have you ever won a Superbowl? You have? Sorry, I only started watching football in 2004."
"Somebody tell that guy that Bejing is the other way. Wait, that's supposed to be a broom?"
We just sweep the defending World Champs and you give me this broom? Is this how I have to pay for Scott Kazmir's salary now?
Finally...after 10 years in the red, Tampa Bay Novelty Inflatable Broom Co. turned a profit.
Sox girl: "I come down here with this guy and we get swept by the Rays. That's it, I'm going back to dating chicks and going to WNBA games".
This would not have happened had we worn our pink hats and jerseys.
"I don't know how, but this is all Buckner's fault."
The longtime Red Sox fan, already annoyed by all the bandwagoners back home for his team in Fenway, was not amused when he ran into another team full of bandwagoners on his Florida vacation
Thanks for the link to my site dudes. I really appreciate it.
As a loyal Sawx fan and native Bawstonian visiting in Tampaw, I am really disappointed that these people are mawking our owesome team.
"Tampons! Step up and get your tampons! Tampons for sale here!"
Win Ben Stein's Al East fan allegiance
We can't even get a Sam Adams down here to drown our sorrows.
Just something called a Corona.
Kiss Cam! C'mon! Kiss Cam!
hey Dickie V, stop hitting on erin andrews or imma have to use this broom on you
Third one down better be chosen. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
The Sports Chick-of-a-Friend and my buddy J-Bug look just like Brianna and Dave on "Real World" Hollywood" when they hear that Greg admitted to stealing Sarah's underwear.
Douchebag Red Sox fans usually have no problem standing out. This guy didn't want to leave anything to chance.
"You guys have won 2 World Series in 4 seasons? Oh yeah? Well, we've been winning for 3 months! THREE FULL MONTHS! SUCK ON THAT! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Is this heaven?
No...it's Tropicana Field
Red Sox guy: "Shit, D-Ray colors aren't red & green? Looks like I may need to hit the team store if I wanna keep this 47-game win streak alive..."
"Well next year we're dropping the "Red" and just go by "Sox" and then we'll see who is laughing then!"
Abner Louima Night is ruined when the Rays hand out inflatable brooms instead of inflatable plungers.
"See, Tampa has real fans. We even have these nifty blow up brooms. Take that for tradition and dedication, Fenway!"
Maybe we should just become the Boston Sox...
well, at least that sox chick can go home and say she's f*cking matt damon....'s look-a-like.
Kevin Canessa has had the foresight of a Mike and the Mad Dog Split since this post. http://thecanessacorner.blogspot.com/search/label/WFAN
Way before the Neil Best article http://www.newsday.com/news/columnists/ny-spbest225737694jun22,0,6533007.column?track=rss
He deserves that credit!
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Two Sox fans shown here display their disbelief as they just found out their winter home in St. Petersburg, Florida had been foreclosed on...