Kobe: Are you sure this is right before the other me told Mitch to trade Shaq?

I'm going back.....to the future!

In a stunning retalitory move, Kobe Bryant travels back to 1985 to tell Shaq EXACTLY how his ass taste.

"I got my flux capacitor all up in here, bitches."

Not seen: Kobe knocking Pau over the head yelling "Hello McFly!: again and again.

"BACKINTIME" Al la SNL skit...

"Black To The Future" in theaters Christmas 2008.

"If I could turn back time" Cher re-mix video sans the saggy bare ass.

Kobe, tell me how my flux capacitor tastes.

"Get this thing to 88mph and get me back to Cordillera, Colorado...July 1st, 2003...I've got some unfinished business with a lady friend"

What I wouldn't give for some Libyan terrorists right about now...

I'm going back to 1985 so that I can be LeBron's daddy.

Apparently championship teams aren't the only thing Kobe can't be in the driver's seat for.

Mr. Fusion runs on garbage, so Kobe's sense of entitlement should be an adequate fuel source.

Shaq was right. It was so much easier just to pay her off.

1.21 gigawatts!!!

Consent? Marty, where we're going...we dont NEED consent!

Slow down. If we end up back in the 90's everyone will know for sure that I'm not as good as Jordan

Quick Doc, get me back to Boston in time for Game 1 of the Finals.

Wait, I can buy one of these? Then why the hell am I trying to steal it?

I don't want one anyway, not enough room to lick my lips in here.

inside the car is a photo of the 2002 Lakers with Robert Horry starting to fade away

Yo, Delorean is French for " I may not have wn the championship, but I'm stil living large, bitch."

Kobe: I can't wait to see the look on Ronny's face when I jump over THIS car.

Sorry guys, we got beat in Boston. Again.

In a bizarre twist, Kobe revealed he would jump over a car that HE was driving as he travels backwards in time.

Kobe: For the last time, Ronny, press the eject button once I'm in the clear. This one's gotta be BIG!!!

Ronny: But people actually might get hurt this time, man--

Kobe: I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!!

Kobe arrives back in the present after going back in time to his playing days with Shaq. He will now call him to tell him exactly how his ass tastes.

Did you see me hit Kenny Smith there? That was hilarious.

Man, Shaq's flux capacitor tastes even worse than his ass....

1.21 jigga-what?

Say what you want to about my performance in the Finals, but no one better criticize my performance of Johnny B. Goode.

yo, dawg...tell britney she's not the only one who goes commando while cruising LA.

Nothing to see here. Kobe has always been amused by Crispin Glover's reading of the line, "Hey, you--get your hands off of her."

That's right, Kobe travels in a Delorean... he's used to folding.

Anonymous Adam said...

"Get this thing to 88mph and get me back to Cordillera, Colorado...July 1st, 2003...I've got some unfinished business with a lady friend"
GAME. SET. MATCH. Pay the man, Johnny!

However, I'll still contribute something I s'pose:
"1.21 gigawatts...1.21 gigawho?..."

/lame Jay-Z reference.
//Serious, Anonymous Adam wins this thing.

While Kobe can't say how Shaq's ass tastes, he can definitley tell you how this Delorean's gas tastes.

Whoa ... this is heavy, Doc!

Shaquille? Where we're going, we don't need Shaquille...

Even gas prices are too high for millionaires.

Kobe: "Thanks, bro. Now send the tape to ESPN before the 8pm Sportscenter."

White guy: "Should I cut out the part about Lamar?"

Kobe: "Nah, leave it in there."

Sadly for still-mourning Charlotte Hornets fans, the DeLorean couldn't travel back to 1996

Why don't you make like a tree and get the hell outta here?

Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium

"Boy this is a tight fit,... speaking of which, I finally understand what that white chick from Colorado was complaining about."