Create The Caption #238

Monday, July 07, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....


"You know, these fans are pathetic! Only coming out when their team starts to win a few games...wait, that sounds really familiar......."- Mez

"Yeah, you win this round Tampa Bay. But have you ever won a Superbowl? You have? Sorry, I only started watching football in 2004."- Down Goes Brown

"I don't know how, but this is all Buckner's fault."- Jeremiah

"Male Sox Man: "You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"
Female Sox Fan: "Time to switch bandwagons?"
Male: "Yep, let's hit up the gift shop on our way out."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Randy Moss talking NASCAR?


Daily Links:

The NBA Summer League Start Today (Ball Don't Lie)
Affliction MMA Announcers Released, Congrats Glazer! (Fanhouse)
T.O.'s Girlfriend Is Rather Attractive (Merkin Sports)
David Blaine Is Still Weird (On 205th)
Who Wins In The CC Deal? (I'm Writing Sports)
McEnroe's Greatest Tantrums (Uncoached)
D-Rose Has Some Knee Issues (Chicago Bull)
It's Good To Be A Yankee (Ryan Parker Songs)

FYI- Sorry for the break over the weekend, but I decided to take a long overdue vacation. I'm going through a bit of a catchup period at the moment, but bear with me and things will be back to normal shortly.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:19 PM

37 Comments:

Reporter: So, Mr. Moss, where are you going to get the funding for your race team?

Moss: Straight cash, homey...

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

Randy Moss is trying out a new sport, NASCAR, because he has become a forgotten has-been in football. What teams did he play for in the NFL?

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

Randy Moss is so upset that the Patriots didn't go 19-0 that he is quitting football and setting up a NASCAR team. If his team doesn't go 19-0 and win the Daytona 500 then he pledges to quit sports forever because winners like him are not supposed to lose.

jfein said...
Jul 7, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

"Wait, the drivers aren't encouraged to run over traffic cops. Then I'm out, man."

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 12:34:00 PM  

You're not fooling anyone, Andy Richter.

BF said...
Jul 7, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

Daytona International Speedway? Andy, I thought you told me this press conference was to help your sons, Garrett and Britt, deal with all of their problems.

sd sports guy said...
Jul 7, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

"When I said I wanted a 'Big Fat Dollar' deal, this isn't what I meant and you know it."

Down Goes Brown said...
Jul 7, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Moss: "I figured that since I talk like a NASCAR owner, then I might as well become one."

Sportz Assassin said...
Jul 7, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Andy Reid: “We'll see how it goes. Brian is our primary running back, but we will utilize (Gordon's) talents as we go. We'll give Lamar a chance to get acclimated, and we'll see how he progresses.”
Moss: "that's wack Homie!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  
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Jul 7, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Left turn cash, homey!

Jul 7, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Randy: It's like I always say, when the going gets tough, quit.

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Now wait a minute... I thought Moss resigned with the Patriots. And when did the Eagles move to Daytona?

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

This is my hairstylist Davey G, he does a mean African braid man, the Buckwheat fro was his idea.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 7, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  
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Hank said...
Jul 7, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

"You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."

/Gratuitous Big Lebowski Quote

Nate said...
Jul 7, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Thank god there were nameplates.

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

Next cracker reporter who asks if my truck will have spinners is dead.

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Jul 7, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

"Why not? I already cover horse racing."

Cooper said...
Jul 7, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

I can confirm to all of you here that, no matter how many times they call and ask me for a position on the team, I will not hire Daunte Culpepper, Jeff George, or Randall Cunningham. I'm done extending their careers longer than they should've gone.

Jeremiah said...
Jul 7, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

After at loss for words on how he would handle hitting another car Randy fell back to the old line....

"I've always said time and time again that I am going to stand up for what's right. Whatever happened, it was an accident. I wish I could sit here and yell you all what happened. But there is a lawsuit or whatever is been coming against me, I can't really explain or tell you all what is going on. All I want to say is that I'm going to continue to play football."

Blackhawk said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

We want to set the record straight that neither of us have, nor ever will, watch The Tim McCarver Show.

GMoney said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

While attempting to field questions, a stoned Randy Moss and hungry David Dollar give death stares towards local hillbillies loading up at the media buffet station.

Doug said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

I told Joe Gibbs I'd meet him anywhere, anytime.

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

Good thing I just got that new contract, ya'll. Cause in case you didn't know, all this Straight Gas Homey that these fools be using costs some serious Straight Cash Homey.

Corn said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Andy Reid silently sits by while Moss talks more BS

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

That's correct -- our primary sponsor will be Mooneyes and we'll race exclusively in Green Bay.

mediocore said...
Jul 7, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

"I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with my hands right now."

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 6:56:00 PM  

When asked what his reaction to Joe Buck's interview with Cowherd was, Randy Moss stated, "That was a disgusting comment by Joe Buck, and it's unfortunate they had it on that Awful Announcing website..."

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

As seen and heard on Sesame Street:

"One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?"

swany11 said...
Jul 7, 2008, 11:08:00 PM  

"Welker said white people would pay straight cash to watch this shit."

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 11:32:00 PM  

Randy Moss stuns reporters as he describes how it is possible to still take plays off in NASCAR.

Also, he would like to thank his sponsor "Grape Soda Monthly."

Gellman said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:38:00 AM  

"We are fully committed to producing a top-quality police buddy comedy."

Free Vick said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:52:00 AM  

Randy-"Um yeah, where all my Nathan's hot dogs at?"
Dollar- *burp* "Sorry..."

Bob said...
Jul 8, 2008, 11:42:00 AM  

Reporter: "Randy what do you say to all the critics who say NASCAR shouldn't throw a team your way?"

Moss: "I'm Randy Moss."

Bob said...
Jul 8, 2008, 11:43:00 AM  

randy: "Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?"

Bob said...
Jul 8, 2008, 11:44:00 AM  

"Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional."

Bob said...
Jul 8, 2008, 11:47:00 AM  

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