Due to the Thanksgiving Holiday, I didn't have last week's winners and new standings up before this past Saturday. Bear with me in this spot below as I try to sort this out. First are the winners from last week, and the nominees from this past Saturday will be below.

Your Week Thirteen Pammy Winners

10. "The first turnover of the day for West Virginia, and they'll have the ball in good field position."- Andre Ware, as WVU gets the ball at about their own 15 yard line

9. "I'm not real good at Math, but that sounds like a backwards pass."- Ray Bentley

8. "I love Coldplay."- Mike Patrick

7. "That's not a terrorist. It's Florida State kicker Graham Gano."- Ron Franklin, commenting on Gano's ski mask in the Maryland cold

6. "Beyonse."- Brent Musburger
"I know who Kenny Chesney is. The least you could know is who Beyonce is."- Lisa Salters

5. "These guys are making me hot."- Paul McGuire

4. "Keep your head down and stroke it well young guy"- Kelly Stouffer to the Oregon State kicker before the game winning field goal

3. "Greg Orton came over and they slapped each other... on the palms." - Pam Ward

2. "He's not getting enough tasty balls that he can take a bite at."- Petros Papdakis

1. "Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz

Standings After Week Thirteeen: 1. Pam Ward (84), 2. Lou Holtz (73), 3. Gary Danielson (55), 4. Mike Patrick (39), 5. Brad Nessler (38), 6. Petros Papadakis (33), 7. Bob Griese (29), 8. Andre Ware (24), 9. Charles Davis (23), 9. Brent Musburger (23), 11. Ray Bentley (22), 12. Mark Jones (21), 13. Bob Davie (20), 13. Paul Maguire (20), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 16. David Norrie (15), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 23. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes: Joe Tessitore (7), Kelly Stouffer (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (8*), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)
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Now onto the Week Fourteen nominees....

The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Fourteen

1. "You know the rule. If you're long, you're never wrong." - Chris Spielman

2. "The two highest-ranked [Big 12 South] teams in the BCS will go to Kansas City and play Missouri in the championship game." - Ron Thulin

3. "And there's Dante Lewis." - Todd Harris referring to Ball State's Dante Love

4. "I miss the nightclubs where you didn't need to bring a gun." - Mike Patrick on the Burress incident

5. "We've got a good ol' fashioned frog choker in Tallahassee." - Brad Nessler

6. "In the upper right folks that is Boone T. Pickens." - Brent Musberger mixing up the correct name of T. Boone Pickens

7. "They'ne not built to come from behind. They're not built to come from ahead, either." - Gary Danielson

8. "Jenkins, a true freshman, is seeing his first action of the year. He's made 10 starts." - Bob Griese

9. Musburger: "I listened to your gal Beyonce."
Herbstreit: "What'd you think?"
Musburger: "I went right back to Willy Nelson so fast it was unbelievable. But I'll say one thing; she is attractive...oh baby."

10. "John Chapas does a great job of getting behind the uglies there." - Trev Alberts

11. "It was a run from the very....snap of the football." - Andre Ware

12. "And Dwyer for a touchdown.....I mean two!" - Craig Bolerjack

13. "Demps was faster than a rabbit in love." - Brad Nessler

14. "They line up those tight ends and bang and bang."- Gary Danielson

15. "Does OU have enough style points to overhaul Texas?"- Brent Musburger
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