So this was funny for a few seconds, until i started hearing the chuckling after every sentence. That was when i remembered Jimmy Fallon needs to fall off a cliff

That bastard took Meg Griffin's virginity!

What pisses me off is the new-found popularity of beer pong. This has been getting college kids arrested and/or laid for decades!

I actually find that I have much better success throwing underhand... it's a softer shot. But I don't shoot like that because all the frat boys call me a pussy... :(

It would have had to be water - Serena's a Jehovah's witness.

Tim, it's well known that Serena can juice with the best of them.

You know... Serena's elbow is all over that table. Somebody needs to call her out on that.

PGFoley is all over it. I was just going to say "ELBOWS!"

Jimmy Fallon is awful, but he does star in the state movie of Mass.
The best thing about that is that seriously has to knock the Saux fans that are jackasses down a peg.

A week on the air and they are already ripping stuff off from the Stern show?

So she's got herpes now?

Insufferable