Create The Caption #331

Monday, January 05, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

December 23rd's Winners....


"Man, Tom Brady has really let himself go since the injury..."- Foos

"Here comes the tickle monster!"- Moiso13

"GOOD GOD, THAT'S LAWRENCE FRANK'S MUSIC!!!!"- Anon

"After being turned down by Brian Cox, the Patriots decide to hold in game tryouts for linebackers."- Pip
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Peyton Manning following his team's loss to the Chargers?


Daily Links:

Chris Clemons Destroyed Tavaris Jackson Yesterday (Tirico Suave)
Fred-Ex Has A Ponzi Scheme (Food Court Lunch)
Is Stephen Curry Overrated? (Rush The Court)
Youk Dodges A Bloggers Question About The "Slumpbuster" (Red Sox Monster)
Is The Ravens D As Good As The Team In 2000? (The Big Picture)
Fixing The Pro Bowl (The Love of Sports)
The Most Undertold Stories Of 2008 (RCS)
Scarface Has Ruined The Dolphins (The Love of NFL)
Jordan's Mom Can Dunk Too (NESW)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:05 PM

58 Comments:

The only thing left for me to do is to take that hike. The weather here is sweet.

GMoney said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:12:00 PM  

"Hey Peyton, make a sad, forlorn face if you like the cold, refreshing taste of Coors Light..."

Rex said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:16:00 PM  

After a hearbreaking playoff loss, Peyton shows signs of Displaced Smile Syndrome.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:19:00 PM  

My brother and I would like to announce that it's on like Donkey Kong.

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

credit: File photo

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:24:00 PM  

My name be Peyton, and I BE sadddddddddd

English Maven said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:24:00 PM  

Here I sit, all sad and broken-hearted. I came to shit, but only farted.

MarkMc said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:25:00 PM  

Manning face!

JFein said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:26:00 PM  

"Sad about football season coming to an end? Well, cheer up. You've got lots to look forward to. Like ... well ... there's always ... you know what? I'm bummed, too. I guess I'll see ya next fall."

Nicholas said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:27:00 PM  

Well, like I just said, the offensive line lost this game, every single guy on that line lost this game, all of them, even the backups, they lost this game for me, er...us. could you print "us" there, I'd sure appreciate it.

Say, you're a pretty little Asian girl, aren't cha? Hmmm...

H Wags said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Reporter: "So, now that you've lost in the playoffs, what are your plans for the future?"
Peyton: "I'm glad you asked. Eli and I are going to be competing against the Williams' sisters in the Double Stuffed Racing League in a couple weeks. And for one thing, I am certainly glad that we lost so that way my NFL career does not interfere with my future in the DSRL."

JFein said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

Sure, we lost. But, on the bright side, my Sony commercials are WAY better than LT's Vizio commercials.

Jay said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:38:00 PM  

Anothr example of Manning Face (TM).

JamesCraven said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

It's gonna be hard to be peppy at the Sweet 16 party I was paid to do tonight...

Jan 5, 2009, 12:44:00 PM  

What can I say? The Williams sisters just had our number today.

Steven said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:45:00 PM  

"Yeah it was a tough loss, but now we have to move on and prepare for next season. Now if you'll excuse me, I have another Indian kid's sweet sixteen party to attend."

Birdman said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  

MVP: Most Vehement Pout

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

Well, at least now I'll have more time to work on the career I have a most promising future in...MasterCard commercials.

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

Payton Manning showing reporters the face he used to capture the title role in his first silver screen leading role; "Ernest Goes on Prozac".

Dan Yost said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:49:00 PM  

Peyton was actually taking the loss rather well and looking forward to watching this year's Super Bowl on TV...until he found out that Matt Millen would be on the broadcast.

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

"Well, I've got about 298 commercials to do before training camp, so I guess I'll get an early jump on those. By the way, have you guys heard of the new Oreo Cakesters?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

Man, Archie Manning is getting old!

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  
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Nick said...
Jan 5, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  
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Nick said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

Damn, I did go down like the little bellman said I would...but the San Diego weather was so SWEET!

Nick said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

"Its a tough choice. Pizza or burgers."

49er16 said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:05:00 PM  

Mom and Dad aren't going to be happy.

Keith said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

I just want to go home and sleep on top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

Matt said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

Well, I may have lost to an 8-8 team, but I did save a bundle on my car insurance. Kaa-ching.

Steve said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

"At least I can still make fart sounds with my mouth."

Jan 5, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

"Hmmmpphgh phmmmm mphhghe ppmmh hhhmmmm phffhmmm mmpphmmmp!"

Translation: Look how many marbles I can fit in my mouth!

swany11 said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

at least we ..err I can begin for training for the Double Stuff Racing League.

sal said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

This hat reminds me that I wanted a number 19 Colts hat for Christmas.

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

I could use one of those "priceless pep talks by Peyton Manning" right now...oh wait, I AM Peyton Manning.

michael said...
Jan 5, 2009, 2:18:00 PM  

Shucks! (only I didn't say shucks, I said the queen mother of all curse words.)

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 2:19:00 PM  

"The weather here is SWEET!"

Chris said...
Jan 5, 2009, 2:27:00 PM  

Bill Belichick made this exact same face following the Super Bowl loss to the Giants.

Frank Gore said...
Jan 5, 2009, 2:55:00 PM  

"Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

Our next step is to get ready for the draft. We're looking at a kid from United Way that has some promise...

Adam said...
Jan 5, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

Bitter Beer Face strikes again

BF said...
Jan 5, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

This press conference would look much better on a SONY

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 4:31:00 PM  

I guess I should have cut that fruit up into a fruit salad so I wouldn't choke on it...

Joseph said...
Jan 5, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

Moments later, Peyton was sued by his younger brother for copyright infringement for using hte Eli Manning face.

Dan said...
Jan 5, 2009, 5:08:00 PM  

Peyton consoles himself with Oreo Double Stufs after the game.

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 5:22:00 PM  

Shoot! Now Venus and Serena are DEFINITELY going to win the Oreo Cookie eating contest.

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 5:23:00 PM  

At least I have a father who loves me. He loves Eli more? Well....poop.

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Jan 5, 2009, 6:01:00 PM  

"Me and the Chicken, we're still tight, man. Real tight."

Jason said...
Jan 5, 2009, 6:17:00 PM  

i hope i can cut up my oreos so i dont choke on them

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 6:24:00 PM  

Peyton Manning, already disappointed due to his team's loss on the road to San Diego, is speechless after learning that he can't be interviewed by Champ Kind of News Channel 4. Whammy!

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 6:59:00 PM  

Inner thoughts of Peyton Manning: "You know, I should have pointed more often to certain players on the defense and called out more fake plays at the line of scrimmage with less than 2 minutes to go. That would have made the difference."

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 7:05:00 PM  

Peyton Manning: "...And to think I believed Darren Sproles was the name of some weird health drink that you pay $20 for at the gym."

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 7:12:00 PM  

"If only my brother had taken his finger out of may heiny earlier, we might have still won the game"???!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 7:14:00 PM  

"I'm not feelin' kinda Sunday anymore"

Anonymous said...
Jan 5, 2009, 10:43:00 PM  

If only those people at the hotels wouldn't have been so mean. Shucks, I guess I will have time for that massage after all.

B-Rad said...
Jan 5, 2009, 11:34:00 PM  

Peyton expresses disappointment moments after his campaign to lower the drinking age, "18s with Colt 45s," is denied.

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 4:46:00 AM  

be verwy verwy quiet. It's wabbutt season now.

Kelly said...
Jan 6, 2009, 10:34:00 AM  

You know it's a terrible thing that happened to Clint Session. One minute he's just sitting at his locker and the next minute I looked over and there were a couple of facemasks sticking out of his ass. We're really going to miss him. Thoughts and prayers to his wife/family. Thoughts and prayers........

MMayes said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:45:00 PM  

It is a funny commercial.

Jan 10, 2009, 5:47:00 PM  

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