The only thing left for me to do is to take that hike. The weather here is sweet.

"Hey Peyton, make a sad, forlorn face if you like the cold, refreshing taste of Coors Light..."

After a hearbreaking playoff loss, Peyton shows signs of Displaced Smile Syndrome.

My brother and I would like to announce that it's on like Donkey Kong.

credit: File photo

My name be Peyton, and I BE sadddddddddd

Here I sit, all sad and broken-hearted. I came to shit, but only farted.

Manning face!

"Sad about football season coming to an end? Well, cheer up. You've got lots to look forward to. Like ... well ... there's always ... you know what? I'm bummed, too. I guess I'll see ya next fall."

Well, like I just said, the offensive line lost this game, every single guy on that line lost this game, all of them, even the backups, they lost this game for me, er...us. could you print "us" there, I'd sure appreciate it.

Say, you're a pretty little Asian girl, aren't cha? Hmmm...

Reporter: "So, now that you've lost in the playoffs, what are your plans for the future?"
Peyton: "I'm glad you asked. Eli and I are going to be competing against the Williams' sisters in the Double Stuffed Racing League in a couple weeks. And for one thing, I am certainly glad that we lost so that way my NFL career does not interfere with my future in the DSRL."

Sure, we lost. But, on the bright side, my Sony commercials are WAY better than LT's Vizio commercials.

Anothr example of Manning Face (TM).

It's gonna be hard to be peppy at the Sweet 16 party I was paid to do tonight...

What can I say? The Williams sisters just had our number today.

"Yeah it was a tough loss, but now we have to move on and prepare for next season. Now if you'll excuse me, I have another Indian kid's sweet sixteen party to attend."

MVP: Most Vehement Pout

Well, at least now I'll have more time to work on the career I have a most promising future in...MasterCard commercials.

Payton Manning showing reporters the face he used to capture the title role in his first silver screen leading role; "Ernest Goes on Prozac".

Peyton was actually taking the loss rather well and looking forward to watching this year's Super Bowl on TV...until he found out that Matt Millen would be on the broadcast.

"Well, I've got about 298 commercials to do before training camp, so I guess I'll get an early jump on those. By the way, have you guys heard of the new Oreo Cakesters?"

Man, Archie Manning is getting old!

Damn, I did go down like the little bellman said I would...but the San Diego weather was so SWEET!

"Its a tough choice. Pizza or burgers."

Mom and Dad aren't going to be happy.

I just want to go home and sleep on top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

Well, I may have lost to an 8-8 team, but I did save a bundle on my car insurance. Kaa-ching.

"At least I can still make fart sounds with my mouth."

"Hmmmpphgh phmmmm mphhghe ppmmh hhhmmmm phffhmmm mmpphmmmp!"

Translation: Look how many marbles I can fit in my mouth!

at least we ..err I can begin for training for the Double Stuff Racing League.

This hat reminds me that I wanted a number 19 Colts hat for Christmas.

I could use one of those "priceless pep talks by Peyton Manning" right now...oh wait, I AM Peyton Manning.

Shucks! (only I didn't say shucks, I said the queen mother of all curse words.)

"The weather here is SWEET!"

Bill Belichick made this exact same face following the Super Bowl loss to the Giants.

"Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs?"

Our next step is to get ready for the draft. We're looking at a kid from United Way that has some promise...

Bitter Beer Face strikes again

This press conference would look much better on a SONY

I guess I should have cut that fruit up into a fruit salad so I wouldn't choke on it...

Moments later, Peyton was sued by his younger brother for copyright infringement for using hte Eli Manning face.

Peyton consoles himself with Oreo Double Stufs after the game.

Shoot! Now Venus and Serena are DEFINITELY going to win the Oreo Cookie eating contest.

At least I have a father who loves me. He loves Eli more? Well....poop.

"Me and the Chicken, we're still tight, man. Real tight."

i hope i can cut up my oreos so i dont choke on them

Peyton Manning, already disappointed due to his team's loss on the road to San Diego, is speechless after learning that he can't be interviewed by Champ Kind of News Channel 4. Whammy!

Inner thoughts of Peyton Manning: "You know, I should have pointed more often to certain players on the defense and called out more fake plays at the line of scrimmage with less than 2 minutes to go. That would have made the difference."

Peyton Manning: "...And to think I believed Darren Sproles was the name of some weird health drink that you pay $20 for at the gym."

"If only my brother had taken his finger out of may heiny earlier, we might have still won the game"???!!!

"I'm not feelin' kinda Sunday anymore"

If only those people at the hotels wouldn't have been so mean. Shucks, I guess I will have time for that massage after all.

Peyton expresses disappointment moments after his campaign to lower the drinking age, "18s with Colt 45s," is denied.

be verwy verwy quiet. It's wabbutt season now.

You know it's a terrible thing that happened to Clint Session. One minute he's just sitting at his locker and the next minute I looked over and there were a couple of facemasks sticking out of his ass. We're really going to miss him. Thoughts and prayers to his wife/family. Thoughts and prayers........

It is a funny commercial.