Create The Caption #332

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"What can I say? The Williams sisters just had our number today."- Steven

"Damn, I did go down like the little bellman said I would...but the San Diego weather was so SWEET!"- Nick

"You know, I should have pointed more often to certain players on the defense and called out more fake plays at the line of scrimmage with less than 2 minutes to go. That would have made the difference."- Anon

"I'm not feelin' kinda Sunday anymore"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Matthew McConaughey during the Fiesta Bowl last night? (I know this is about the fifteenth time we've used a Matty Mc photo, but they're so fun! Movie quote ban lifted for one day!!!)


Daily Links:

FYI- I took another spin on the "On The DL" carousel, and you should check it out....

BCS BS and NFL Playoffs with Brian Powell of Awful Announcing (On The DL)

A Guide To The New ESPN.com! (The Arena)
FOX Is Slowly Getting Worse At BCS Broadcasts (The Big Picture)
Who Would Win Between Milton Bradley And Milton Bradley? (Rumors and Rants)
A Collection Of The Worst Athlete Acting Performances (Real Clear Sports)
A Look At UM's Newest RB (Stiles Points)
Now This Is A Jersey "Skeleton In The Closet" (LOCG)
Man Tries To Get His Entire 1983 Fleer Set Autographed (Big League Stew)
Another Man Tries To Get Vinny Cerrato Fired (DC Sports Bog)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:45 PM

72 Comments:

WE ARE...TEXAS?!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

"That's what I love about college football, man... I get older, the players stay the same age, alrrrighttt...."

Rex said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

I need you to go to a small town across the boarder for me and pick something up. Go to El Pollo Cantina and get the stuff from Jose. If your car is searched at the boarder, well then you will be doing some time for me. Now go!

Jeff said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

I GOT THE TiVO!

foos said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

Mac Brown: "I killed one, Matt... the thing I love most in the world."

Matty MC: "A hooker... Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!"

foos said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

"Why are we YELLING?!"

Tyler said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

Matty MC: [about Colt McCoy] "They're going to kill him!"

Mac Brown: "And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim."

foos said...
Jan 6, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

I love them redheads!

foos said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

Get Carroll's fat ass OUTTA HERE!!!

BF said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

No, AA & SportsByBrooks aren't using the same pic for a caption contest. I'm just that talented!

Jan 6, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

It's just a playoff beard. What there's no playoffs? That's BS man!

Ian said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age."

Ian said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

MM: listen you little twerp, believe in the ball and throw yourself.

kid: sir, I'm the waterboy...

Mike said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

I did too take a shower today!!!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

During the Fiesta Bowl, Texas assigned Matthew McConaughey to babysit Mack Brown's stepson

Rex said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

Yes, Jim Tressel deserves to die and I hope he burns in Hell!

GMoney said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

"My beard is way cooler, than your mullett."

49er16 said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  
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Todd said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

"Longhorns! Storm the Field!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

Discover the power of protein in the land of lean beef!

tk said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:41:00 PM  

As a result of not changing his attire since his last Create the Caption appearance, Matthew McConaughey has earned the nickname Matty Lice among Longhorn faithful.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:43:00 PM  

You tell Andy Reid this is how you grow a damn BEARD!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

Yeah, well, you better NOT tell Colt I banged his girl at halftime!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

Get outta my face! I'm Matthew McConaughey! I could have sex with ANYONE I want in this building, men included. I'm not leaving this sideline without Mack Brown's merkin?

Nick said...
Jan 6, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

Hey look! It's Matthew McConaughey! Isn't it cute? He thinks he's people!

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

BRAH!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

Matty Mc after a 75-year old man stood up said he was sexier than Matty. And the ladies agreed with the old man.

JFein said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  

Nobody puts Lance Armstrong in the corner!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:20:00 PM  

"No Tressel, this beard does NOT make me look like Spencer from the Hills. How dare you?!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:28:00 PM  

ON LOCATION: After "Blown Away" and "Arlington Road", Jeff Bridges plays Matthew McConaughey in the frat house-themed, psycho-bomber-thriller, "Blown Austin".

Fabiano, from Brazil said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:28:00 PM  

Son, don't tell me what tough is...tough is getting arrested at 2 a.m., naked, drunk, smokin' the reefer and playing the bongos. When you have that experience then we'll talk about tough.

Jan 6, 2009, 2:43:00 PM  

I did not have sexual relations with Lance Armstrong!

ryan said...
Jan 6, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

Don't tell me to keep my shirt on. If Matthew McConnaughey says it's shirts off weather, then by God it's shirts off weather!!

Robert said...
Jan 6, 2009, 3:16:00 PM  

Matthew McConaughey: For those of you who may not know, this is the final resting place for the 2006 The Ohio State Buckeyes. The speed that took their undefeated season was so severe, so absolute, that their bodies were unable to be identified. So they were buried here. Together. Sons of the Buckeye State. This is their past, gentlemen. This is where they have been. This is how they got here. This is who they are. Today, I want to talk about our opponent this afternoon. They're bigger, slower, colder, older and on paper, just like in ‘06, they're just better. And they know it too. But I want to tell you something that they don't know. They don't know your heart or your speed. I do. I've seen it. You have shown it to me. You have shown this coaching staff, your teammates. You have shown yourselves just exactly who you are in here.

[Thumps his chest]

Matthew McConaughey: When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that, if you do that, we cannot lose. We may be behind on the scoreboard at the end of the game but if you play like that we cannot be defeated. Now we came here today to remember six young men and sixty-nine others who will not be on the field with them today, but they will be watching. You can bet your ass that they'll be gritting their teeth with every snap of that football. You understand me? How you play today, from this moment on is how you will be remembered. This is your opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab the glory of the 2006 Florida Gators. We are...

Young Longhorns: TEXAS!

Matthew McConaughey: We are.

Young Longhorns: TEXAS!

Matthew McConaughey: We are!

Young Longhorns: TEXAS!

Matthew McConaughey: Hook ‘em HORNS!

Klaus said...
Jan 6, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

I said I want ketchup on my hot dog! Not musta...hey, is that Road Warrior Animal on the jumbotron? Doesn't his kid play for Ohio State?

swany11 said...
Jan 6, 2009, 3:32:00 PM  

We're going to lose this game, Colt McCoy. There are no more points of law to argue here. I want to cop a plea, maybe Quan Cosby will cop us a touchdown and we can get you just life as an NFL backup.

Jan 6, 2009, 3:44:00 PM  

Matthew: [As Shooter from Happy Gilmore] Well, moron, good for Happy-- Oh, my GODDDDDD!!!!

pbrmeasap3000 said...
Jan 6, 2009, 3:58:00 PM  

MM: "Crabcakes and Football! That's what Maryland does! I can do that! I'm tellin you man! I deserved that part!"

Bazooka Jones said...
Jan 6, 2009, 4:25:00 PM  

"Show me your V, goddammit! Show me your V!"

Stephen said...
Jan 6, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

I know who you are...your Nate Griffin. You were co-captain last year had 11 interceptions. See, I told you. Redbook.

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Jan 6, 2009, 5:24:00 PM  

Stop calling me Grizzly!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 5:47:00 PM  

I dare PETA to throw something on this jacket. I DARE THEM!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 5:48:00 PM  

Matthew McConaughey is stunned and, then, angry to find out that he has not been chosen to represent Texas in the National Leather Jacket Wearing Championship.

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:04:00 PM  

Matthew McConaughey to the Texas coaches on the bench: "Let me on the field. I am certain that I can beat Ohio State simply with my mind, DAMN IT!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:08:00 PM  

Just prior to giving the Texas offense a big pep talk, Matthew McConaughey sucks down a giant bug and throws up on the Texas sideline.

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:09:00 PM  

I really AM MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:09:00 PM  

Matthew McConaughey to fans heckling him in the stands: "Take it back that Vince Young, Chris Simms, and Major Applewhite weren't great college quarterbacks. For the love of God, TAKE...IT...BACK!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:12:00 PM  

If you don't watch out, I'll keep my shirt on, man.

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:26:00 PM  

Colt, you go out there and you win this game so I don't have to shave this totally awesome beard!

Adam said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:43:00 PM  

MM: "Say it with me, boys. 'We. Are. Marshall!'"

Texas player: "Uh, no we're not."

MM: "We're not? Then what are we? Steers?"

Texas player: "Nope, not that one either, but you are very close, if you know what I mean!" {wink}

mtjaws said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:48:00 PM  

Bradshaw, you get your pants back on. I don't want to see your bare ass again, no matter what the script says.

MMayes said...
Jan 6, 2009, 6:53:00 PM  

No no no, come on man, it's not okay. It is not okay Tug; and you don't need to explain to me why you need Tivo!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 7:11:00 PM  

"You got any Tostitos?!?! It'd be a lot cooler if you did!!!"

Steven said...
Jan 6, 2009, 7:19:00 PM  

"Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man. Heh heh heh"

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 8:17:00 PM  

"And Coach Brown was like, 'If you even try to pick up that football when it is rolling near the sideline, I will chop Lance Armstrong's other ball off."

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 8:22:00 PM  

3 words...Where's my weed?!

billy bong said...
Jan 6, 2009, 8:32:00 PM  

The hell am I not on this FOX broadcast more? Stop showing the damn band!

Frank Gore said...
Jan 6, 2009, 8:50:00 PM  

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

bk said...
Jan 6, 2009, 9:11:00 PM  

I GARFUNKELED your MOTHER!!

SSReporters said...
Jan 6, 2009, 9:35:00 PM  

Matthew: You got any weed on you?

Colt McCoy: Nah?

Matthew: Man, it'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Coby said...
Jan 6, 2009, 9:49:00 PM  

The flute guy from Jethro Tull really let himself go.

Sean H said...
Jan 6, 2009, 10:23:00 PM  
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Sean H said...
Jan 6, 2009, 10:23:00 PM  

I lost 27 pounds on Nutrisystem for Men, and so can you!

Anonymous said...
Jan 6, 2009, 10:29:00 PM  
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Answer 42 said...
Jan 6, 2009, 11:21:00 PM  

Am I glad Ohio State lost? Is that what you're asking me? Well to quote a friend of mine... Yes I'm glad they're done and I hope they burn in hell!

Answer 42 said...
Jan 6, 2009, 11:21:00 PM  

You're with me Leather!

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 12:19:00 AM  

Colt, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!

Tony said...
Jan 7, 2009, 12:20:00 AM  

You know what this is? This is my new f'in haircut! You know what that means? That means I'm whippin' some Buckeyes tonight! My boys, they got the same haircut, they're whippin' some Buckeyes too!

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 12:38:00 AM  

Matthew McConaughey reminds you that we are not allowed to use movie quotes cribbed rom IMdB.com any more as per AA's orders...

JamesCraven said...
Jan 7, 2009, 12:54:00 AM  

Will someone please tell Colt AGAIN, that Steve Zahn has already signed on for "Sahara 2"!!! There isn't another sidekick spot in the script!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:32:00 AM  

"Right now I would scream a famous movie quote of mine but the fact is I have never had a memorable line nor have I made a memorable movie. Except 'Failure to Lauch', which was f*ckin sick!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:08:00 AM  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME!!! I'm telling you I AM MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!!! (takes off leather jacket and shirt) What about now?
-DH

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:59:00 AM  

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