Create The Caption #335

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....


"Chauncey: "It's always a pleasure to meet one of the people I watched on TV growing up.
You are The Count from Sesame Street, right?""- RJBO

"Uhh sorry man, I got plans tonight. I tell you what, we'll go to Hooters next time you call one of my games."- Birdman

"Heeeey Chauncey! You used to run the Pistons at the point, but I used to run them into the ground, BABY!"- Ali

"So how about sex THEN shopping BABY?!!"- SS
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Theo Epstein, and the Boston Red Sox, welcoming their new pitcher John Smoltz?


Daily Links:

John Thompson Knows What's Wrong With GTown (Rush The Court)
Dallas Papers Make Up And Join Forces (Dallas Basketball)
Jimmy Rollins Is Rickey Hene (Central Maine)
MJ Can Act! (Howevah Files)
A Blogger's Fashion Confessions (LOCG)
Barack Obama's George Karl Analogy (Juiced)
Soccer Snowball Fight! (The Beautiful Game)
Seahawks Announcing Review (SS Reporters)
A List Of The Worst Super Bowl Teams (RCS)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:14 PM

26 Comments:

I'm so proud to be a member of this organization, and I owe it all to my 15 minutes with Tim Tebow....I became......a better man because of it.

SSReporters said...
Jan 13, 2009, 12:17:00 PM  

Yeah, my wife told me to sign with the Yankees too, but I just told that bitch to shut the hell up....

Rex said...
Jan 13, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

Man I was so tired Glavine and Maddax. They are the biggest douches. Oh wait, Curt Schilling is still with the team? Crap....

49er16 said...
Jan 13, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Noone else at the press conference found it amusing, but Theo Epstein couldn't contain the giggles while staring at the Jolly Rancher stuck inside John Smoltz's ear.

BF said...
Jan 13, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

I'm twice as old as CC Sabbathia and weigh half as much - it's a no brainer.

Nuk said...
Jan 13, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

You've made me the happiest guy in Massachusetts. Except for those two
dudes I saw gettin' hitched. Not my thing, but I wish 'em well.

Anonymous said...
Jan 13, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

I would like to thank the Braves for fulfilling one of my contract requirements and moving back to Boston.

Jan 13, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

"I went bankrupt as 'Tiger Woods' Personal ATM,' so I needed a $5.5 million dollar bailout loan from the Red Sox."

Jan 13, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

It's such a privilege to be taking Curt Schilling's spot on the Red Sox DL. We've mutually decided that it would be in the best interests of the team if my contribution were to be keeping my mouth shut and playing golf instead of blogging and talking to the press.

MMayes said...
Jan 13, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

So this is the face that you make when you sell your soul to the devil.

GMoney said...
Jan 13, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

"I just bought myself a snuggie today."

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Jan 13, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

Smoltz: "So how long will it be until the Yankees make me look like the washed up has been I truly am? A third of an inning? Nah, back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs will most likely do the trick!"

JFein said...
Jan 13, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

Wow, just when we thought John Smoltz couldn't be a bigger douche... I guess that hat proves us wrong.

foos said...
Jan 13, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

Ha...Ha... I am Old... [sigh]

Simon said...
Jan 13, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

You're joking, right? A black guy...President? No waaaay!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 13, 2009, 2:02:00 PM  

Epstein: "I used to have posters of you in my room. You're so dreamy."

The Todd said...
Jan 13, 2009, 2:14:00 PM  

Smoltz: "This is the greatest day of my life....well except for that day Wohlers walked in on me fucking his wife during Training Camp in 1998."

Anonymous said...
Jan 13, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  

Theo Epstein: (thinking) "Look at that glorious goatee...I wish I could grow one..."

Andrew said...
Jan 13, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

Wait, the "B" on the hat doesn't stand for Braves?!?

Jesse said...
Jan 13, 2009, 3:00:00 PM  

Epstien just realizes that no one will suspect a thing when it's Glavine who delivers the first high and tight fastball to Teixeira's temple.

Paul said...
Jan 13, 2009, 5:39:00 PM  

Reporter: So Theo, your dad can PITCH?

Anonymous said...
Jan 13, 2009, 6:47:00 PM  

...and after I retire I will open a bar here in Boston called "Cheers".

Mal said...
Jan 13, 2009, 9:45:00 PM  

We had a Green Monster in Atlanta, too, but that was just Leo Mazzone after he'd had too many cannolis.

Mal said...
Jan 13, 2009, 9:48:00 PM  

"So let me get this straight, instead of having to hit, you'll 'designate' someone to do it for me? Wow, what'll they think of next?"

Bacon said...
Jan 13, 2009, 11:03:00 PM  

The only reason I moved to Boston was to evade Chris Hansen and that damn Child Molester show

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 7:57:00 AM  

Theo: Holy crap...that will be me in 20 years.

swany11 said...
Jan 14, 2009, 8:37:00 AM  

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