Create The Caption #336

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"It's such a privilege to be taking Curt Schilling's spot on the Red Sox DL. We've mutually decided that it would be in the best interests of the team if my contribution were to be keeping my mouth shut and playing golf instead of blogging and talking to the press."- MMayes

"I used to have posters of you in my room. You're so dreamy."- The Todd

"...and after I retire I will open a bar here in Boston called "Cheers"."- Mal

"Wait, the "B" on the hat doesn't stand for Braves?!?"- Jesse

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mark Cuban arguing a call during the Mavs' game against the Denver Nuggets last night?

Daily Links:

Follow Up: Podlak To Retire (On Iowa)
What Ever Did The Asterisk Do Wrong? (Chris Illuminati)
Inside The ACC (FANU)
Mike & Mike Sure Like Cliches (Central Maine)
Chris Bosh Needs To Look Inward (Food Court Lunch)
Unanswered Questions Surrounding The Eddy Curry Case (Five Tool Tool)
What Is This Gary Payton Wireless You Speak Of? (NESW)
Rickey And Rice On The Late Show (Sox and Dawgs)
Another Barefoot Weekend In College Hoops (Rumors and Rants)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:14 PM


I don't care how much you have bet on this game, that was a clean block.

Johnny D said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:17:00 PM  

Man, I'm not sure who yet... but that floating head is going to fuck up someone's day...

foos said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  

You suck worse than The Benefactor.


Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

Oh Christ. If he gets out his can of spinach, he's going to rip the ref's head off.

foos said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Black & Hyper-

GM-Carson said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Would you consider swapping links with the following sites:
We Should Be GM's @
More Hardball @

If so, email me at


GM-Carson said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

Now where is that hotdog vendor gone too?

Adam Benson said...
Jan 14, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

"Hey Violet Palmer! How about a little Inside-her Trading?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

Turk kept a look out for that crazy janitor and his shenanigans.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

SELL!!!!! SELL!!!!!!

Dusto Magnifico said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

Simon Cowell stands up to critique the referee's performance.

Rex said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

Stand in the place where you liiiiiive!

GMoney said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

Goddamit, you are just not as forward-thinking as I am, don't you see???

hollywood wags said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  


Rex said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

And I say England's greatest prime minister is Lord Palmerston!

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

Hey, ump! Are you blind? That was a strike!

Jan 14, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

"This is why we can't take him to the Opera! He's always going to get drunk and start screaming at the Prima Donna!"

Kid Combustable said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

Damn cheerleaders! I told them to make a V!

Adam said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:41:00 PM  

Lower your gun, sir. I agree with Irvin.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

Come on guys. Let's go out there and show'em what we're made of. We ain't scared of you. Argghhh

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  
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Adam said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

Man, now I'll NEVER make it into Barkley's Fave 5!

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:45:00 PM  

Nope, THIS is the best impression of Clemens' roid face.

Adam said...
Jan 14, 2009, 2:48:00 PM  

I can't believe you let "Bikini Girl" go onto Hollywood, she's not the next American Idol.

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Jan 14, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

What do you mean I can't but the Cubs? Ever since "Dancing With the Stars" I can't get any respect.

Jay said...
Jan 14, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

Mark is gettin' upset!

Steven said...
Jan 14, 2009, 3:25:00 PM  

Singleton (looking up): "Cool! Cubes made it onto the Milk of Magnesia Constipated Face Cam."

Jan 14, 2009, 3:26:00 PM  

Antoine Wright, in a desperate attempt for more minutes, spent most of the second half on his knees behind the Mavericks bench.

Kid C said...
Jan 14, 2009, 3:36:00 PM  

*Does Jose Morhino impression* Shut up, Violet!

JamesCraven said...
Jan 14, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

The owner's face turned red with anger when he learned that he once again ranked behind Fidel Castro and Elian Gonzales in People Magazine's annual most beautiful Cubans edition.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 14, 2009, 3:59:00 PM  

At least Robin Ficker would heckle the opposing teams bench. This guy won't leave us alone!

Sean H said...
Jan 14, 2009, 4:24:00 PM  

Chauncey was telling me how it sucked to have that loudmouth Vitale at one of his games last week. He don't know squat for what we've got to put up with every stinking night.

MMayes said...
Jan 14, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

"Are you the bastards, who blocked my purchase of the Chicago Cubs."

Keith said...
Jan 14, 2009, 5:36:00 PM  

Josh Howard to Cuban "You know, you need to relax. I've got something in my duffel bag that will really mellow you out."

Jesse said...
Jan 14, 2009, 8:07:00 PM  
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Alex said...
Jan 14, 2009, 8:35:00 PM  

Damnit AA if you are going to link to the hot dogs guy's blog, mine better be linked to as well!

Alex said...
Jan 14, 2009, 8:36:00 PM  

Hey guys, watch this. You suck Kidd! Oh man, did he see me? Wasn't that awesome? Hey Antoine, wasn't that awesome?

Nick said...
Jan 14, 2009, 9:32:00 PM  

I'll get youm my pretty...and your little dog too!!!

Mal said...
Jan 14, 2009, 11:32:00 PM  

Mal, you do know that movie quotes obtained via IMdB or otherwise are prohibited.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 15, 2009, 1:22:00 AM  


Kelly said...
Jan 15, 2009, 12:16:00 PM  

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