Create The Caption #127
Friday, December 07, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Hey kid can you play the point? No? How about you? Okay grab a uniform and suit up."- JK
"Hey David, here's $10, buy some sleeves."- Bacon
"Tell the trainer...I...NEED...PURELL...NOW!!!"- Sam Walker
"David, hold on a sec, we'll give you these jerseys back too."-Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a sick Bryant Gumbel from last nights NFL Network contest? (Some have questioned if Gumbel is high while broadcasting these games, and with the way he sounded last night....I wouldn't rule it out)
Daily Links:
Guy That Ran On The Field Last Night Gained More Yards Than Both The Skins And Bears (Fan IQ)
A Good Interview With Newsday's Neil Best (Sports Media Journal)
What's Wrong With The Mavs (Hawg Sports)
I'm Tied For The Lead In The Ballhype Picks Contest With A Guy That Doesn't Watch Football (I'm So Losing This Thing) (Ballhype)
What Is Scott Boras' Plan With Andruw Jones (Vegas Watch)
Wait, Chris Redman Is Still In The NFL? (Lion In Oil)
A Funny Philly Flyers All Star Game Commercial (Going Five Hole)
29 Comments:
Cris: "If yer gonna spew, spew in this."
God dammit, I try not to stare, but he look like an owl. He could catch field mice with that thing. I wish I had a can of chili that needed opening so I could put that can opener of his face to the test...oh, what? We're back on the air? Better get the high voice ready...
Bryant is thinking about how he would much rather be on Gumbel 2 Gumbel than Thursday Night Football.
"what... the fuck... is collinsworth yammering on about now?"
collinsworth... "I just pooted!"
"Actually I'm not high, but Collingsworth's tie is giving me vertigo."
Gumbel is thinking about the tragic story of NFL star Jerome Taylor.
Gumbel: "OK, concentrate: 'If you don't have NFL Network, log on to www.iwantnflnetwork.com'."
You have no idea what kind of pressure he's under being a black announcer.
"George Bush does not care about black people."
Bryant: "And I thought Katie Couric was full of herself!"
"Oh, no. I thought it was a fart!"
"I wonder if Greg is watching."
"Watching Chris fondle himself gives me butterflies."
Did you get my blow? DID YOU GET MY BLOW?!!
Bryant Gumbel makes Chris Collinsworth look like Malcolm X.
Damn, I miss Chapelle's Show.
BG: Big boy just made a doodie!!!
"Sweet Mother of God, who put that '2 chicks 1 cup' video on the monitor?"
"This athletic activity is violent and juvenile. I just want to curl up and watch 'The Notebook'."
A troubled Gumble comes to the terrifying realization that even he can't tell if he's Greg or Bryant anymore.
"Hey, Chris. Eight o'clock on your left. Nipples in row C. Look. Look."
Gumbell: 4 yard run by Portis on first down. 'Skins are now looking at 6th and 23.
First Greg takes ill, now Bryant? I sure hope this isn't the kissing disease.
And we have a winner, 3:11, bwahahahaha!
"Okay, who spiked my imported Perrier with Ipecac? Theisman?! I'll get you, neandrothal!"
And I thought Katie made me neausas....(sigh).
"I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)..."
"Cris...I'm out...You take over...WOW!"
Your face...it is melting, can I have a taste?
Butterscotch pudding would be nice. Is that Jerry? I love you Jerry, I saw you back in 73.