Create The Caption #134

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....


"Why am I wearing a #6 jersey?"- Anon

"Ohmigod, Tony's butt looks sooo cute in his uniform... I hope Daddy likes him... Maybe Daddy can setup a double date with Ashlee and Jason Whitten... I hope Tony likes my jersey... I like unicorns..."- The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

"Damn it, when I have Paris Hilton in that skybox next season during our Eagles game, I swear I'll do better. Sorry Jess, but I thought I'd beat Philly swapping Carrie U for you. See ya around, babe."- Sports Attitude

"The most important thing on the screen is not Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, but that score you see on the right. That's right, the Dolphins won a game this season."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tiger Woods flexing for an ESPN article?


Daily Links:

Jonathan Lee Riches Is Now Suing LSU (Dreadnaught)
A Look Into Sports Streaks (The Sports Hernia)
A Blogger Is Having A Contest And The Prize Is Celts Tickets (Boston Sportz)
Wait, SMU Lost To Who? (Hawg Sports)
A Look Into Garabajosa's Ankle Surgery (Food Court Lunch)
Jib Jab Does The Year In Sports (Red Sox Monster)
American Gladiators And Gay Porn? (My Brain Says Rage)
Say It Ain't So Jamie Lynn! (Sports Kolache)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:12 PM

35 Comments:

My bicep is the sole reason the PGA implemented steroid testing.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

WOW I can see my face!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 2:40:00 PM  

Can you smell what Tiger's cookin'?

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 2:45:00 PM  

The swoosh must be on the other side.

Total BS said...
Dec 19, 2007, 2:50:00 PM  

You better watch your ass, Rory Sabbatini.

AJ said...
Dec 19, 2007, 2:58:00 PM  

The Mitchell Report takes on golf. Film at 11.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:02:00 PM  

"I'm the best golf player in the world and possibly ever, I make more money than any athlete, my wife was a model...how else am I better than you...hmm...oh yeah...BLAM, welcome to the gun show bitches."

the great bambi said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:05:00 PM  

Whatcha gunna do, Mickelson, brother, when these 24 inch pythons run wild on you?

Fred Morlan said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

After watching the racial draft on Chapelle's Show, Arthur Blank tries to find Tiger Woods' fried chicken for Mike Vick.

the great bambi said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:08:00 PM  

I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

I can buy beer with these.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

That rube Fuzzy talking about collard greens?

Collard greens never gave anyone a set of jacks like these.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:46:00 PM  

Hey Lefty, did you get your tickets? To The Gun Show!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

I call this narcissistic pose..."The A-Rod"

GMoney said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:57:00 PM  

HGH? My ass.


Seriously, stick the HGH in my ass.

twoeightnine said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:57:00 PM  

Am I gay or what staring at my muscles? Think I'll shave my pubes now!

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:57:00 PM  

When his PGA career is done, Tiger hopes to follow in the footsteps of his personal trainer, Ed Hochuli.

Telecomedian said...
Dec 19, 2007, 4:01:00 PM  

"Wow, my right bicep is almost as big as Phil's right boob!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 4:03:00 PM  

"If biceps had bra sizes mine would definitely be a D cup... or roughly the size of Phil Mickelson's boobs."

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 4:08:00 PM  

I could jack 76, no, 77 dingers in a season with these guns.

Bevo said...
Dec 19, 2007, 4:37:00 PM  

I call this one "Hospital". Now let me show you "Morgue".

Todd said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:10:00 PM  

There are only two types of people in this world...those who bow down to me and those who are brought down by me.

Todd said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:12:00 PM  

Nike Fitted Hat: $21.95

Nike Swoosh Tee: $24.95

Tiger Woods showing off a body part probably insured by Lloyd's of London for more than the net worth of you and your entire family: Priceless

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:15:00 PM  

Pictured inside the magazine: Tiger staring at his crank

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:15:00 PM  

Spinach: The other performance

Brave Sir Robin said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:32:00 PM  

"Holy shit, my arm is pregnant."

Dec 19, 2007, 6:27:00 PM  

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, the Dolphins won a game?

Mookie said...
Dec 19, 2007, 6:35:00 PM  

who tapes their middle finger for a photo shoot? give me a break!

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 7:15:00 PM  

Hey, Tiger Woods here. Just wanted to remind everyone out there....Yeah, I'm better than you.

Anonymous said...
Dec 20, 2007, 12:20:00 AM  

Oh, ESPN, didn't notice you there.

Whadya think, I've been wantin' to get a tat of all the majors I've won on my arm. Been workin' out to get enough space goin' here but, well...

*sheepish grin*

jd said...
Dec 20, 2007, 1:12:00 AM  

Eat your heart out chuck norris!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 20, 2007, 9:45:00 AM  

fo' shizzle

jared said...
Dec 20, 2007, 9:57:00 AM  

This'll cause Brian Gay to pop a woodie, and hopefully miss that putt.

Anonymous said...
Dec 20, 2007, 10:03:00 AM  

Hey Tiger, show us what happens when you wear medium shirts.

Anonymous said...
Dec 20, 2007, 12:54:00 PM  

yep thats right rory's head has been transformed into my bicep people...no one ditches MY EVENT

mike said...
Dec 20, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

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