Create The Caption #134
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Monday's Winners....
"Why am I wearing a #6 jersey?"- Anon
"Ohmigod, Tony's butt looks sooo cute in his uniform... I hope Daddy likes him... Maybe Daddy can setup a double date with Ashlee and Jason Whitten... I hope Tony likes my jersey... I like unicorns..."- The Legend of Vincent Tremblay
"Damn it, when I have Paris Hilton in that skybox next season during our Eagles game, I swear I'll do better. Sorry Jess, but I thought I'd beat Philly swapping Carrie U for you. See ya around, babe."- Sports Attitude
"The most important thing on the screen is not Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, but that score you see on the right. That's right, the Dolphins won a game this season."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tiger Woods flexing for an ESPN article? 
Daily Links:
Jonathan Lee Riches Is Now Suing LSU (Dreadnaught)
A Look Into Sports Streaks (The Sports Hernia)
A Blogger Is Having A Contest And The Prize Is Celts Tickets (Boston Sportz)
Wait, SMU Lost To Who? (Hawg Sports)
A Look Into Garabajosa's Ankle Surgery (Food Court Lunch)
Jib Jab Does The Year In Sports (Red Sox Monster)
American Gladiators And Gay Porn? (My Brain Says Rage)
Say It Ain't So Jamie Lynn! (Sports Kolache)
35 Comments:
WOW I can see my face!!!
Can you smell what Tiger's cookin'?
The swoosh must be on the other side.
You better watch your ass, Rory Sabbatini.
The Mitchell Report takes on golf. Film at 11.
"I'm the best golf player in the world and possibly ever, I make more money than any athlete, my wife was a model...how else am I better than you...hmm...oh yeah...BLAM, welcome to the gun show bitches."
After watching the racial draft on Chapelle's Show, Arthur Blank tries to find Tiger Woods' fried chicken for Mike Vick.
I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
I can buy beer with these.
That rube Fuzzy talking about collard greens?
Collard greens never gave anyone a set of jacks like these.
Hey Lefty, did you get your tickets? To The Gun Show!!!!!
I call this narcissistic pose..."The A-Rod"
HGH? My ass.
Seriously, stick the HGH in my ass.
Am I gay or what staring at my muscles? Think I'll shave my pubes now!
When his PGA career is done, Tiger hopes to follow in the footsteps of his personal trainer, Ed Hochuli.
"Wow, my right bicep is almost as big as Phil's right boob!"
"If biceps had bra sizes mine would definitely be a D cup... or roughly the size of Phil Mickelson's boobs."
I could jack 76, no, 77 dingers in a season with these guns.
I call this one "Hospital". Now let me show you "Morgue".
There are only two types of people in this world...those who bow down to me and those who are brought down by me.
Nike Fitted Hat: $21.95
Nike Swoosh Tee: $24.95
Tiger Woods showing off a body part probably insured by Lloyd's of London for more than the net worth of you and your entire family: Priceless
Pictured inside the magazine: Tiger staring at his crank
Spinach: The other performance
"Holy shit, my arm is pregnant."
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, the Dolphins won a game?
who tapes their middle finger for a photo shoot? give me a break!
Hey, Tiger Woods here. Just wanted to remind everyone out there....Yeah, I'm better than you.
Oh, ESPN, didn't notice you there.
Whadya think, I've been wantin' to get a tat of all the majors I've won on my arm. Been workin' out to get enough space goin' here but, well...
*sheepish grin*
Eat your heart out chuck norris!!!
fo' shizzle
This'll cause Brian Gay to pop a woodie, and hopefully miss that putt.
Hey Tiger, show us what happens when you wear medium shirts.
yep thats right rory's head has been transformed into my bicep people...no one ditches MY EVENT
My bicep is the sole reason the PGA implemented steroid testing.