Kelly Ripa And Whoever Her Husband Is Are Making A Documentary For ESPN

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Guess what it's about. I'll give you three guesses. Baseball? Nope. Soccer? Try again. The WNBA? Wrong. Give up? It's Wrestling. No not WWF Wrestling....Regular Wrestling. High School Wrestling actually....

Produced by ESPN Content Development in conjunction with Kelly Ripa’s and Mark Consuelos’ Milojo Productions, in association with critically acclaimed producer John Hock (Through the Fire) and Hock Films, the film will follow the 2007-08 season of the Brandon High School (Tampa, Fla.) wrestling program which sits atop a 451-0 record dating back 34 straight years. Ripa and Consuelos will serve as co-executive producers for the project to be televised October 2008.

Ripa and Consuelos said, “This is the type of story we want to tell. We are extremely happy to be in business with ESPN.” Consuelos went to Bloomingdale High School in Tampa, a rival of Brandon High School, but did attend one semester at Brandon.
Aren't these the last people you want associated with your Sport? I've got a hundred dollars that Kelly Ripa doesn't leave her house in the Hamptons once to attend the filming.

(Source: ESPN PR)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:52 PM


I thought that I read somewhere (Deadspin?) that ESPN was dumping its EOE operations.

J.J. said...
Dec 18, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

ESPN once again sending out the wrong message? Are you a young, talented filmmaker? So what? We don't want you. Come back to us when you fuck a celebrity.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 3:49:00 PM  

I'm not going to watch this but still, 34 unbeaten seasons is damn impressive.

GMoney said...
Dec 18, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

She may be annoying, but I'd still "Ripa" that shit wide open. Heh, see what I did there?

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

Ripa brutal,shameless mugging for the cameras with Reege.But,as 4:07 PM said,I would let her slurp the ballbag,slather the shaft then I'd blow a load right down huh gizzard.

Hugh Jorgan said...
Dec 18, 2007, 9:05:00 PM  

Really? You'd let Kelly Ripa blow you? What a surprise. How about from now on we just assume that's true so you don't have to tell everyone about it, hmm?

NHZ said...
Dec 19, 2007, 1:36:00 AM  

Brandon's 34 year win streak is solely because they refuse to schedule anyone who can beat them in a dual meet.

They ARE a good team, but they won't wrestle a dual meet (as opposed to tournaments that are more individual accomplishment, where they go to the toughest) if they think there's a chance they could lose.

Quite a few teams from both in and out of Florida have tried

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 10:25:00 AM  

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