"Rackley! Take this valium- You'll thank me for it later"- Terrified Sideline Reporter's Cameraman.

Wow- Dude was acting like he had gone out with Peter King and Mary Beth.... to the Starbucks factory where they hung out in the tasting room for 3 hours.

That stuff will make the hairs on your arms and neck stand up if you ain't got the tolerance for it Man.

cbs just showed slow motion replays of both moss and brady's celebrations after their last touchdown. absolutely revolting. turning it off.

The sideline reporter is Emily Jones - pride of Plainview, TX and Texas Tech University...

And Rackley's Converse Judson Rockets did have their dream taken away by Euless Trinity

My god I was crappin my pants while watching that.

My god I was crappin my pants while watching that.

That was a wrestling promo ripped right from the extensive library of Macho Man Randy Savage. All that was missing was the "oh yeah" and dropping the elbow from the top rope.

Yeah, when I lived in San Antonio the local TV stations LOVED to have that dude on as much as possible. He's a freaking nut-case!

BTW, is this your first post to get linked to on FARK.com?? If so congrats.

Nah Jay....I've had a few. I love the Farksters.

It's a good thing he didn't bite the microphone, because he would have swallowed it whole. That dude is intense.