Create The Caption #139
Friday, December 28, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Thank you, thank you, to all the the fans, the players, and staff for such a warm welcome. I am incredibly excited to pitch the first three games of the year here in San Diego....I am also honored to be having my next arm surgery right here, in this great city...."- Nick
"Signed the contract with this hand. Can't hear it? Would you like me to turn it up for you?"- Scranton
"Mark Prior: proving that overrated USC athletes in the pros aren't just limited to their football team."- Anon
"So I get to coach the Chargers if Norv doesn't win a playoff game? Great!"- Michael
"Young Henry Rowengartner shows what caused the doctor to say funky buttlovin after his latest procedure"- Dr. C
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of College Football's new favorite stepson? (Via Deadspin)
Daily Links:
Hey, Someone Found Chris Jessey's My Space Page (The Sporting Orange)
Defending Who You Like (Football For Breakfast)
It's Me Versus MDS For The Ballhype Invitational! (Ballhype)
Uh Oh, Darren McFadden Might Be In Some Hot Water (Hawg Sports)
Getting To Know Jim Sorgi (The Money Shot)
Oh You Silly Trash Talker Phillip Rivers (Rumors and Rants)
More On The Backups That Control The AFC's Final Playoff Spot (First and Ten Inches)
26 Comments:
He's giving it to the underdog.
don't mess with Texas????
Neil Patrick Harris is trippin' balls again - wait, that's not NPH?
There is no indisputable evidence that his wang is touching the stuffed dog. The play stands as called. Carry on, you sick, twisted freak.
This morning, in a Virginia prison, Michael Vick is noticing that the Texans don't have a quarterback.
TCU Baseball: Doing it Froggy Style since 1921
Chris Jessee's version of the rape stand.
As he tried to dispel the notion that Southerners are all inbred bumpkins, Billy Sol rode an inanimate toy horse and screamed as if he was at the Talledega 500.
Hub cap came off! I'll get it!
In case you were only 99.9 percent sure Chris Jessey is actually mentally disabled, this photo should dispel any doubts about that last 0.1 percent.
Mack Brown, this is EXACTLY why you beat your red-headed stepchild.
Chris slips off the deep end after perusing the blogs and realizing he would have to leave the country to live this down.
Chris waits for the "short bus" to pick him up for school.
Apparently Chris Jessey is also a native of Ocelot, Iowa - boyhood home of Roy Munson. Be careful on that doggy Chris, or you might tear your sack.
As the 'shrooms kick in, Jessey attempts to ride off into the sunset.
My son is NOT retarded! He's SPECIAL!!
Yeah, maybe licking that toad was not such a great idea.
"I know this might sound stupid because I'm high AND drunk AND possibly mentally retarded . . . but follow me here. What if instead of a white motorcycle . . . Evel Knievel rode a dog shaped motorcycle? That would be AWESOME!!!"
"I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha."
Doogie Howser Gone Wild.
"What happened to all the tits and ass on SportsbyBrooks? AAAHHHHHHHHH. They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me AWAY!"
"I'm new to yoga, but I think this is the 'downward dog.'"
That doesn't seem like a very Christian thing to do.
i'm a horny frog
I never new Doogie Howser had a retarded brother
First touching the football, now beastiality?