Create The Caption #135
Thursday, December 20, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"The swoosh must be on the other side."- TotalBS
"You better watch your ass, Rory Sabbatini."- AJ
"I'm the best golf player in the world and possibly ever, I make more money than any athlete, my wife was a model...how else am I better than you...hmm...oh yeah...BLAM, welcome to the gun show bitches."- The Great Bambi
"I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."- Anon
"When his PGA career is done, Tiger hopes to follow in the footsteps of his personal trainer, Ed Hochuli."- Telecomedian
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Rudy Gay and Mike Miller hamming it up after last nights game? 
Daily Links:
There's A Blog Of The Year Tourney Going On, Head Over There And Vote For S2N To Beat Me (Busted Coverage)
Warrick Dunn Is A Very Giving Individual (The Serious Tip)
Curt Schilling Needs To Just Be Quiet (I'm Writing Sports)
PETA Wishes You A Very Vick X-Mas (Lion in Oil)
A Soccer Player That Seriously Needs To Be Employed Or A Witch Will Kill Him, Seriously. (The Beautiful Game)
Free Alycia!!! (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
T.O. Wants To Be Special (Naughty American)
The New Mexico Is Going To Be Exciting This Year (Hawg Sports)
25 Comments:
Come on and shake your body baby, do the conga - I know you can't control yourself any longa...
**i move away from the mic to breathe in
"Randall? Randall?! It's your cousin. Your cousin Rudy Gay. You know that new sound you been lookin' for well listen to this!"
Gay: "Show me the money, Jerry. Show! Me! The Money!"
Miller: "Shut Up, Rudy! You know UConn already did."
What? Yes, I am interested in saving money on my long distance bill.
Damn it Mike I've told you a million times. It's just my last name - now hands off!
I know, I can't believe it! Sammy Davis Jr. is singing in my ear right now! H-hold on, some chick wants me to dance...
What's Rudy Gay doing on a WNBA team?
Miller: "Let's hit the showers!"
Gay: (whispering) "Help me!!!!"
Dude, Jamie Lynn is not pregnant.
"I know I'm having a great season and just hit a game winning buzzer beater, but I still feel like I've got a hillbilly on my back."--Rudy Gay
Dude, don't yell in my ear, I'm trying to order pizza...
Domino's? Yeah, I'd like to place an order for 15 anchovy and hot pepper pizzas delivered...yeah, the address is 1046 West Addison, Chicago, last name Jass, first name, Hugh.
Jackie Childs on right:
"Who told you to put the balm on it? I didn't tell you to put the ball on it."
You know how I know you're Gay?
You listen to Coldplay
Miller: Repeat what that guy just said.
Gay: Unstoppable...Eli Manning is.
Can you hear me now?
unique new york, unique new york...what we're on? i don't believe you...AUDREY look at this, i've got bags under my eyes, this is bush league, oh shit we really are on? where's my scotch
What?! Jamie Lynn is preggers? Goddamn, I thought my last name would cover me!
We are the worrlllld....we are the chiilllllldrrrren.
Hey mom ? No. No, I told you already, we aren't in Vancouver anymore. Yes, Memphis. It's in Tennessee. OK, can you please let the dog out for me ? Thanks. Buh-Bye.
What? She showed her tits on the Jumbotron. Hey, anything to distract the crowd from our shitty play helps.
PA Announcer: "For hitting a game winning three in tonight's game, Rudy Gay has won the right to listen to the audio of the two Carolina Panther cheerleaders having sex in a bathroom stall"
Rudy: "Hee hee, I hear moaning!"
Mike: "Hey Rudy! You up for another literal interpretation of your name?"
Rudy: "Tee-Hee, as long as you keep playing the girl."
Just close your eyes and cover your ears, it'll all be over soon...
Be cool Rudy, be cool. I thinks this girl is into you. She's got her hands on your shoulders....