Create The Caption #137

Monday, December 24, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"But it's the perrrrfect size for my poodle!"- Lance's Other Nut

"Finally, the missing piece to my Tinky Winky Halloween costume!"- Anon

"Shopping? We're talking about shopping - not buying - shopping..."- Crief

"Finally, the perfect compliment to the Bedazzled cell phone Sterling Sharpe got me!"- Bacon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tom Brady being surprised by something?

Daily Links:

A Look Inside Brodie Croyle's Netflix Queue (Arrowhead Addict)
You Can Bid On A Chance To Hang Out With The MLS Cup(s) (Marketplace)
The Un-Sportsmen of the Year (I'm Writing Sports)
Serena vs. The Predator (Hawg Sports)
The Best Newspaper Front Page Ever (The Sports Hernia)
Media Based Bowl Game Previews (Sports Media Journal)
Vladimir Putin Is A Badass (100% Injury Rate)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:23 PM


Wait a minute, you mean we're undefeated? I never would have known! Where have ESPN and CBS been on this?

Fred Morlan said...
Dec 24, 2007, 12:43:00 PM  

Tom Brady reacts to the special video of Maury Povich being played after the 3rd quarter with these words spoken: "Tom Brady, you ARE the father!"

John said...
Dec 24, 2007, 12:45:00 PM  

Why is Giselle doing a Priceless Pep Talks add with Peyton on the jumbo tron? Did she just say "I hate grinding small poles?"

Dec 24, 2007, 12:50:00 PM  

"I have to pay how much child support??"

Mathew said...
Dec 24, 2007, 12:50:00 PM  

"OH MY GAWD....THEY killed KENNY!!!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:02:00 PM  

"I'm her baby's daddy too?!"

Nick said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:04:00 PM  

Brady: Man, I am shittin' bricks.
Welker: You shouldn't say that.
Brady: Sorry, shittin' rocks.

A little Griswold love on Christmas Eve.

GMoney said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:27:00 PM  

HOLY CRAP RANDY!! Your d*ck is THAT huge?

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  

Invisible oral

tecmo said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

Guys, if we finish undefeated, Gisele said I can show her my "oh" face.

"Oh oh oh"

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

Wait, so I wasn't the father of Jamie-Lynn Spears' baby?

The Rick said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

Welker: Coach, Tom is ready for you

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

Having grown tired of the media sucking his dick, Tom Brady decides that it is time to return the favor.

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

What the fuck? You mean to tell me Bridget bought all the ad space on the Jumbotron to flip me off in front of thousands?

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 24, 2007, 2:31:00 PM  

No way...thats great. WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

I've gotta play ANOTHER series?

MDT said...
Dec 24, 2007, 4:02:00 PM  

Wait, that's how babies are made? THAT's what I've been doing wrong.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Dec 24, 2007, 4:18:00 PM  

Welker: So how wide do you have to open it to suck coach's d*ck?
Brady: Like this, watch...

Nick said...
Dec 24, 2007, 4:32:00 PM  

Oh wow Wes! Your hands are freezing.

BD said...
Dec 24, 2007, 5:49:00 PM  

Peter King take notes... open like this.

MDG said...
Dec 24, 2007, 6:16:00 PM  

Ahhh CRAP!! Andrea Kremer SWORE she destroyed the tape!

Dave said...
Dec 25, 2007, 12:22:00 AM  

Gisele on Jumbotron: "I'm pregnant."

Randy Moss: "Damn, when did Shawn Kemp become our quarterback?"

Michael said...
Dec 25, 2007, 3:14:00 AM  

Oh my God!!! Its my boyfriend and he is out with another man who is wearing a Pats number 12 jersey in pink....

Anonymous said...
Dec 25, 2007, 8:14:00 AM  

Suck it like this '72 Dolphins.

Anonymous said...
Dec 25, 2007, 9:56:00 PM  

"See how I'm covering my teeth, Tony?"

matt said...
Dec 26, 2007, 12:11:00 PM  

"65.5 hours of pregame coverage?! Only 65 people can watch the game!"

Mez said...
Dec 26, 2007, 1:48:00 PM  

Gilette Stadium's JumboTron operators, obviously bored with showing Patriots' highlights, played "The Crying Game" on Sunday.

Telecomedian said...
Dec 26, 2007, 2:38:00 PM  

Welker: "Pan right, Tom. That's it. Hee, hee, Mangini will never guess where we hid the video camera."

Anonymous said...
Dec 26, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

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