Create The Caption #137
Monday, December 24, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"But it's the perrrrfect size for my poodle!"- Lance's Other Nut
"Finally, the missing piece to my Tinky Winky Halloween costume!"- Anon
"Shopping? We're talking about shopping - not buying - shopping..."- Crief
"Finally, the perfect compliment to the Bedazzled cell phone Sterling Sharpe got me!"- Bacon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tom Brady being surprised by something? 
Daily Links:
A Look Inside Brodie Croyle's Netflix Queue (Arrowhead Addict)
You Can Bid On A Chance To Hang Out With The MLS Cup(s) (Marketplace)
The Un-Sportsmen of the Year (I'm Writing Sports)
Serena vs. The Predator (Hawg Sports)
The Best Newspaper Front Page Ever (The Sports Hernia)
Media Based Bowl Game Previews (Sports Media Journal)
Vladimir Putin Is A Badass (100% Injury Rate)
28 Comments:
Tom Brady reacts to the special video of Maury Povich being played after the 3rd quarter with these words spoken: "Tom Brady, you ARE the father!"
Why is Giselle doing a Priceless Pep Talks add with Peyton on the jumbo tron? Did she just say "I hate grinding small poles?"
"I have to pay how much child support??"
"OH MY GAWD....THEY killed KENNY!!!"
"I'm her baby's daddy too?!"
Brady: Man, I am shittin' bricks.
Welker: You shouldn't say that.
Brady: Sorry, shittin' rocks.
A little Griswold love on Christmas Eve.
HOLY CRAP RANDY!! Your d*ck is THAT huge?
Invisible oral
Guys, if we finish undefeated, Gisele said I can show her my "oh" face.
"Oh oh oh"
Wait, so I wasn't the father of Jamie-Lynn Spears' baby?
Welker: Coach, Tom is ready for you
Having grown tired of the media sucking his dick, Tom Brady decides that it is time to return the favor.
What the fuck? You mean to tell me Bridget bought all the ad space on the Jumbotron to flip me off in front of thousands?
No way...thats great. WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
I've gotta play ANOTHER series?
Wait, that's how babies are made? THAT's what I've been doing wrong.
Welker: So how wide do you have to open it to suck coach's d*ck?
Brady: Like this, watch...
Oh wow Wes! Your hands are freezing.
Peter King take notes... open like this.
Ahhh CRAP!! Andrea Kremer SWORE she destroyed the tape!
Gisele on Jumbotron: "I'm pregnant."
Randy Moss: "Damn, when did Shawn Kemp become our quarterback?"
Oh my God!!! Its my boyfriend and he is out with another man who is wearing a Pats number 12 jersey in pink....
Suck it like this '72 Dolphins.
"See how I'm covering my teeth, Tony?"
"65.5 hours of pregame coverage?! Only 65 people can watch the game! I...am...stunned."
Gilette Stadium's JumboTron operators, obviously bored with showing Patriots' highlights, played "The Crying Game" on Sunday.
Welker: "Pan right, Tom. That's it. Hee, hee, Mangini will never guess where we hid the video camera."
