Create The Caption #133

Monday, December 17, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....


"I thought you were Marisa Tomei and Alanis Morissette! I'm outta here..."- oldskool138

"Tony is my Favorite Mistake, who's yours, Sheryl?"- Alex

"Eva: "Sheryl, can you lend me a pen so I can give him an autograph?"
Sheryl: "Sorry, I left my Uni-Ball with Matt Damon."- Anon (Again....So Wrong, but so funny)

"Who the hell let Scotty Hamilton sit near us?"- Hugging Harold Reynolds
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this split screen from yesterday's Cowboys-Eagles game?


Daily Links:

Dan Dierdorf Gets Excited By Four Cheese Pizzas (KSK)
Calton And Vin Diesel Are Breakdance Fighting! (Sports Kolache)
Another College Basketball Blog Starts Up, Has Some Familiar Writers (35 Seconds)
Phil Dawson Is Still A Magician (Sports by Brooks)
Hilarious Video Of What Isiah Thomas Learned From Bobby Knight. What Is A Sunt? (The Big Lead)
The Twelve Days Of NBA X-Mas (Hardwood Paroxysm)
Reaction To Vick's Letter To The Judge (Construda)
FSU Players Likely To Miss Bowl Game and/or Be Expelled (More Credible)
Woody Paige Takes His HOF Votes Seriously (Vegas Watch)
Youk's Jock Strap For Sale? I'll Pass. (Red Sox Monster)
A Look Into The Punchable Faces Of Phil Mickelson (Food Court Lunch)
Using The Mike Vick House For Good (Cake Rocks The Party)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:24 PM

47 Comments:

"Maybe I should lay off the blonde, no talent having reality stars for a while. You know . . . just till I fumble another ball in the playoffs again."

Dec 17, 2007, 12:51:00 PM  

Even Jessica is taunting Romo... CHOKE! CHOKE!

Or Jessica is just choking on some chicken of the sea...

Tom said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:56:00 PM  

Karma is catching up with Cowboys for letting her wear that ugly ass Pink jersey.

Tom said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:57:00 PM  

AAAAAAAND, I'm bored. Enough with the dumb blonde, we don't care. Does Fox just like to piss us off? No lineups, that stupid Robot, now showing what we will never get? bastards.

Tom said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:59:00 PM  

High School Musical 3: The Jessica and Tony Story

Tar Heel Fan said...
Dec 17, 2007, 1:14:00 PM  

The first shot of the game that gave Joe Buck pitched a tent over.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 17, 2007, 1:18:00 PM  

Why am I wearing a #6 jersey?

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

Tony said I might get a rash but I didn't think he meant on my neck.....

Mez said...
Dec 17, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

Jessica: "Ohmigod, Tony's butt looks sooo cute in his uniform... I hope Daddy likes him... Maybe Daddy can setup a double date with Ashlee and Jason Whitten... I hope Tony likes my jersey... I like unicorns..."

Tony: "What's going on in this game? It's like I'm jinxed or something."

Dec 17, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

"What's Tony doing all the way down there on the field?"

JK said...
Dec 17, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

Tony (in his head): She has to be a succubus. That's the only explanation for why I suddenly suck.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:12:00 PM  

Where'd Daddy go? I need help adjusting my bra.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:17:00 PM  

Wow, I learned a new word today. I always thought a succubus was abandoned bus that serves as a hooker's motel room.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

Who's that guy down there wearing the number 9?

Dec 17, 2007, 2:27:00 PM  

Ponies! Tony you told me there would be ponies here!

kevin said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:48:00 PM  

"Um, neither team is wearing pink, Tony told me this was his jersey and now I can't even figure out which team to root for."

Paterno Lives! said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  

Dang...Tony gagging today means I'll be gagging tonight.

Jeff said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

Coach Simpson sends in the next play from the stands; Tony correctly reads it and potentially chokes away home field advantage with three interceptions. Coach Simpson then wonders where it all went wrong -- that is, why her sister is now hotter

Preston Seider said...
Dec 17, 2007, 3:05:00 PM  

Jessica: Hey, I just realised that Romo is, like, one of those palindromes, right?

Romo: That dumb blonde wants me to steal second?

Cornhusker said...
Dec 17, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

"Damn it, when I have Paris Hilton in that skybox next season during our Eagles game, I swear I'll do better. Sorry Jess, but I thought I'd beat Philly swapping Carrie U for you. See ya around, babe."

Sportsattitude said...
Dec 17, 2007, 3:14:00 PM  

Yoko Romo

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

Where'd Daddy go? I need help adjusting my bra.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  

"You mean there are TWO Halfs?! Dang it, I'm ready to go to Chuck E. Cheese."

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  

Q: Who are these two?
A: The two people that are currently sleeping with Joe Simpson.

GMoney said...
Dec 17, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

"T.O. was right after the 'Superbad' screening last night. I should become the anti-poon to make sure we get raped in the Super Bowl by the Pats."

Dec 17, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

Jessica misunderstands the concept of a voodoo doll and chokes herself. The effect turns out to be the same...

Dec 17, 2007, 4:39:00 PM  

Whoa I didn't know tony's head was so big...and why's he staring at me???

Shrugz said...
Dec 17, 2007, 4:40:00 PM  

"If those hussies don't staring at my man, I'm going to choke those bitches!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 4:48:00 PM  

Succubus meet Romo. Romo, Succubus.

Chimpanzee Rage said...
Dec 17, 2007, 4:52:00 PM  

Jessica, "dad, get me a #81 jersey. Romo and I are no-mo."

Alex said...
Dec 17, 2007, 5:47:00 PM  

Using yellow for those flag thingies is hideous. Who came up with that idea?

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 6:38:00 PM  

Who let AA into Joe Buck's porn stash?

pm said...
Dec 17, 2007, 7:09:00 PM  

Choker! Where's Drew Bledsoe?

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 8:33:00 PM  

"I heard that Micah Irvin guy said Tony's black. Once you go black, you never go back."

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 8:41:00 PM  

Jessica: "Wow, my first football game... now I know why Tony bends over and tells me to stick my fingers up his butt."

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 9:22:00 PM  

Jessica: Go Tony ! Hit a home run !

Gonzo said...
Dec 17, 2007, 10:43:00 PM  

Romo: "Gosh darn it, why did she bring those binoculars! Is she still freakin' looking for Lachey?"

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 12:27:00 AM  

Jessica Simpson tells everybody about Romo's signature big game move: The Choke.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 7:24:00 AM  

I think I let Jessica wear my pink jersey...I feel so naked without it.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 9:27:00 AM  

Um...Tony says he played for the Cowboys, but I just see the Stars and the Chickens playing. Football is so confusing.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 11:23:00 AM  

If you got the "6" I got the "9" baby.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 11:43:00 AM  

Does this shirt make my tits look small?

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 11:43:00 AM  

Daddy says I'm the pretty one.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 12:57:00 PM  

The most important thing on the screen is not Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, but that score you see on the right. That's right, the Dolphins won a game this season.

Anonymous said...
Dec 18, 2007, 6:23:00 PM  

The best thing about my Tony is his restaurants. Best ribs EVAH!

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 10:08:00 AM  

"The press has fingered me as Tony's new blonde. No, literally."

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 10:11:00 AM  

The Cowboys promote Battle Pink Jersey Day.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

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