They should have never cancelled Beavis & Butthead

I've got that fuck Pearl beat, right now twelve Japanese girls dressed in those cute little schoolgirl uniforms are in my hotel room, waiting for me.

Yes Hansbrough, a little more to the left.

I'm just the doppelganger. Roy is still crying from the other day.

i'm doing the happy dance
i'm doing the happy dance

Go Go Gadget University of Kansas Shirt

/Theme from Inspector Gadget plays

Roy Williams wows the crowd with his impression of Brandt from the Big Lebowski

The only thing Evil Roy is missing is a goatee

Meanwhile, back in New York, Tiki Barber is wondering if he could have gotten away with the whole "hey guys, I never left" thing as well.

Hey guys! Guys? I got a sticker! It's right here on my shirt! Does that mean I get to hold part of the net?

How long do I have to hold this stupid freakin smile! This is worse than giving Guthridge his daily bath.

I've got to think that at tough times people should be a bit more sensitive. I could give a shit about North Carolina.

Roy Williams is ready to cuss out Bonnie Bernstein again

Here's hoping Kansas blows it...just like the good 'ol days.

See, look guys, I still like you! Why don't you like me? You should like me, because I like you!

Apparently no one likes Froot Loops quite as much Roy Williams.

Meanwhile, all 2,688,418 citizens of Kansas just threw up in their collective mouths...

Wow, Mangino's gastric bypass is really working!

I never said I didn't give a shit about Kansas.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."

Thanks for the black mock turtleneck, Howie Long.

You know coaching salaries these days just don;t allow someone to go out and purchase a golf shirt or mock turtleneck anytime they want.

What traitor? It's a well-known fact that Jayhawks have tar on their heels.

Hey! A championship with some of my own players!

I lose a bet and the most original thing that Self could think of was to have me wear this cheap-ass Kansas patch. I was going to make him talk race with Bilas.

Like I said, I don't give a shit about North Carolina

Overheard: Rock, Chalk, Jay....fawk!

Apparently Roy also thought the tanning bed was a time machine and that this is 2002.

Hey, I bet Matt Doherty wears a North Carolina shirt.

Roy: "Hey, get off me. You should have seen Larry Brown the other night. He was wearing so many stickers he looked like he was a NASCAR driver".

A first ballot, unanimous selection for this year's class in the Douche Hall of Fame, ladies and gentlemen, Roy Williams.

i went to the 2008 final four and all i got was a t shirt supporting the team that kicked my ass.

Roy, I think the analogy is ...
The girl you dumped in high school just showed up at the reunion, having married Brad Pitt and run over your dog. This is not the time to try to win her back.

Hey I can get my old job back.

Tanking --- excuse me --- "losing heroically" a final four game usually amounts to money. Not a stupid 99 cent sticker.

Steve just Rickrolled us all....

Nice +1

Finally, Roy figured out who his daddy was...


Just Kidding roy, no hard feelings here, only the idiots hate you for leaving.

I'm never gonna let you go
I'm gonna hold you in my arms forever
Gonna try and make up for all the times
I hurt you so