Create The Caption #178

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"I can't remember how many straight years this is we're going to the NIT!"- Anon

"Maybe if I think hard enough I can remember when I kept the big local talent."- Anon

"Ice Cream Headache!!! Arrrggghhhh...."- Nate

"I'm trying to contact you Miss Cleo...tell me we're not just a mediocre bubble team."- MojoCat21

"Head On, throw directly in the trash can. That shit doesn't work!"- Anon

Your wish is my command....Caption this photo of Tyler Hansborough and Greg Paulus (Via College Humor)....

Daily Links:

Jon Gruden Sure Likes QBs (Signal to Noise)
A Battle Of Birthdays Involving Big Ben (Rumors and Rants)
Looking For Some Fantasy Baseball Help? (Baseball Mastermind)
Scientology Grabs Another "Star" (Sports Kolache)
Dakich Is The Man For The Job (Hell Yes Guy)
Ray Lewis To The UFC? (Construda)
Innovation At The Combine (Sports Agent Blog)
Bracket Challenge Time! (Storming The Floor)
Stokke Is Back And In College (Busted Coverage)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:40 PM


Paulus later flopped on the floor in screaming agony.

ssreporters said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Two teams better than Maryland.

ssreporters said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Cartman and Kyle have the slapfight of the century.

stephen said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

To determine the ACC Championship, Captains Greg Paulus of Duke and Tyler Hansborough of UNC resort to fisticuffs in a way only two white guys can.

Mez said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

"I saw it first!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Paulus and Hansborough doing their best Laverne and Shirley impersonation

-dan said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Old Movie reference: "He slapped Tyler. Let's get him, girls!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

They're doing the special white guy handshake.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

A fight breaks out at the goofy white guy convention.

Bigness OF "O" said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

The fight for most overrated player in College basketball gets ugly.

Bigness OF "O" said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Hansborough. Paulus.

They Live 2: The Aliens Win

ABoyNamedArt said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

That's it. Nobody makes fun of my single, basketball-colored man boob.

Down Goes Brown said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

The 1980s called. They want their jumping high five back.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

re: ennuipundit- "You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake!"

Wasn't this the poster for Rocky IV? No? My bad.

doneycat said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

We're not so different, you and me.

Austin said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

"Attention shoppers, we have a cripple fight on Aisle 2, cripple fight, aisle 2"

the great bambi said...
Mar 4, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

"Down by the banks of hanky panks, where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank..."

Robert said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Is that Steve Wojciechowski and Kris Lang?

ryan said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

"Pattie Cake, Pattie Cake..."

Pickitup said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Hansborough: "You hit like a girl, Paulus".
Paulus: "Oh, yeah, well you've got a haircut like a lesbian, Tyler".

Mal said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

They're Break Dance Fighting!

Walrus said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Greg Paulus and Tyler Hansbrough attempt to reenact Tiger Woods' high-five with his caddy.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  


Fred Morlan said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

Paulus: YOU BITCH!!!
Hansborough: HUSSY!!!

Nate said...
Mar 4, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

Who you callin a cootie queen, you lint licker?

Mar 4, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

Mrs. Mary Mack

All Dressed in Black

with silver buttons

All down her back

Jeff V said...
Mar 4, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can...

Signal to Noise said...
Mar 4, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

"No, this is how you play bloody knuckles. Trust me."

Signal to Noise said...
Mar 4, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Putting to rest any questions regarding his pro credentials, Tyler Hansborough shows he can fight NBA-Style.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

Hansbrough & Paulus unsuccessfully try to recreate "The Hand Vagina".

WufPirate said...
Mar 4, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

And just like Chief Jay Strongbow, you've got to lock the wrists.

GMoney said...
Mar 4, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

Hey, where's Curly?
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Free Vick said...
Mar 4, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  

Two athletes giving their all rperesenting their teams in the finals of the North Carolina Special Olympics boxing tournament. Aren't they special?

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

Paulus: "I'm the Douchiest!"
Hansboro: "NO, I'M THE DOUCHIEST!!!"



The Lazer said...
Mar 4, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

This will be the new secret awkaward overrated white basketball player handshake ok?

Peter said...
Mar 4, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

(After popping Coach K's "6th man" out of my mouth) And that is just a disgusting, flagrant foul by Hansboro!!!

Mike Patrick said...
Mar 4, 2008, 7:17:00 PM  

I went to the Duke/UNC game and all I got to see was...


Mar 4, 2008, 7:45:00 PM  

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, Mack, Mack;
All dressed in black, black, black, black, black;

Mar 4, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

/Cue "RAMBO" theme

pm said...
Mar 4, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

What not one Chappelle?

"It's the Saturday Night Sissy Fight"

Steve M said...
Mar 4, 2008, 9:54:00 PM  

Somehow during the fracas Coach K leaves the game with a back injury.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 9:57:00 PM  

Hansbrough would have proceeded with a beat-down if Van Gundy hadn't been holding on to his leg.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 10:00:00 PM  

alright, we shake on it: 5 bucks says I'm the worse pro!

Evan said...
Mar 4, 2008, 10:32:00 PM  

We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack The Ripper, and now, Tyler Hansborough, this Mamuska is for you.

Anonymous said...
Mar 4, 2008, 11:03:00 PM  

I, Haru, am the blackest of the black. Or rather the great white black art...blackest...master.

mplant said...
Mar 5, 2008, 12:01:00 AM  

No, I'M gonna be a bigger stiff in the NBA

PowerForwardInAPointGuardsBody said...
Mar 5, 2008, 12:04:00 AM  

They're pattycake fighting.

And BTW, anyone notice the nipply Heels fan in the background?

Gravypan said...
Mar 5, 2008, 12:37:00 AM  

Tyler: I, Tyler, take thee Greg.

Greg: Wait, is this even legal in North Carolina?

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:28:00 AM  

"don't you EVER disrespect Jonathan Clay Redick like that EVER again." - G. P.

Mar 5, 2008, 1:50:00 AM  

Dickie V loves UNC the best!!!
Nooo! He loves Duke the BEST!!!
No you shut-up!!!!
No you shut-up!!!

Vic C said...
Mar 5, 2008, 10:53:00 AM  

Nice to see some Special Olympians getting a chance to play D-I hoops.

Telecomedian said...
Mar 5, 2008, 11:31:00 AM  

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