Create The Caption #177
Monday, March 03, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"My god, I can't believe I'm standing a few feet away from my musical hero, Meatloaf."- Down Goes Brown
"Oh My God, Zac Efron is so hot right now."- Ryan (I seriously need to get rid of that ad. Doesn't exactly hit the demo on this site.)
"Kobe too can not believe Live in Color was eliminated from this week's America's Best Dance Crew, though he is a huge fan of Fysh and Chicks"- The Lazer (I can't believe I watch that show AND get that joke)
"AHHHH!!! Somebody get this guy's head outta my ass!!"- Pete
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Okay, let me have it.....
Daily Links:
Bad News, Pam Ward Has Never Heard Of AA. We Can Change That Right? (Sports On The Air)
Christian Okoye And Pros Versus Joes (Small White Ball)
Rovell Joins The Generals (CNBC: Sports Biz)
More Red Sox Player Dancing (Out in Center Field)
Joel Pryz Is Involved In The Worst Bet Ever (Fans Attic)
Using Stats To Prove Jay Bilas Is Wrong (Get Sports Info)
Chris Morensen Is Parcells Go To? (Sports By Brooks)
Worst. Injury. Ever. (Foul Balls)
I'm All For Backups Becoming Starters, But Atlanta? (The Play In CA)
About The Browns And All Of Those Free Agents (Juiced)
29 Comments:
Caption:
F***. Four more Maryland fans just slit their wrist.
Don't bother me, I'm trying to remember what it was like when I was a good coach.
Goddamit, I left the oven on!!!!!
I can't remember how many straight years this is we're going to the NIT!
I knew I shouldn't have taken that painkiller that Daryl and DJ Strawberry gave me.
Oh no...please don't tell me Brian Powell is sitting in the stands again!
:-)
Maybe if I think hard enough I can remember when I kept the big local talent. (Durant/Beasley/Melo)
I may be a shriveled, dried up shell of the coach I used to be but at least that way I'm not sweating everywhere.
Psychic Fight! NANANANANANA!
Why Digger, couldn't you have waited for the discoteca?
Ice Cream Headache!!! Arrrggghhhh....
You must be at least THIS tall to coach in the NCAA tournament.
stop....look away....i'm hideous!
I'm trying to contact you Miss Cleo...tell me we're not just a mediocre bubble team.
Why did I buy this Casio watch??? I don't even need a calculator!
My dry cleaning bill was HOW MUCH this month?!?!?!
"GET OUTTA MY HEAD CHARLES!"
DON'T MAKE ME SWEAT THROUGH THIS TIE!
"Terrapin Fans, using my psychic powers I can see a disappointing NIT bid in your future."
"First the game, then my dignity, and now my binoculars... what else can I lose this season?"
God, blowing 20-point leads gives me the worst headache.
During the Duke-Maryland game, Coach Williams tries to keep it together as he tries to ignore Dick Vitale continually "blowing" Coach K during ESPN's broadcast
"Head On, throw directly in the trash can. That shit doesn't work!"
you need to use this for the next create a caption contest:
http://0.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.38ecc42f089a0661e62fcac139b40fb8.jpg
Gary Williams master plan of becoming more hated than Dan Synder in the DC area finally reached its conclusion.
How much vodka is Dana Jacobsen drinking in that picture below me?
Even Gary Williams daydreams about Erin Andrews at the worst possible time.
"Damn! The commute up to Towson is gonna be a real bitch when I'm coaching the Tigers next year..."
America's Best Dance Crew jokes? Dude, you're scaring me.