Create The Caption #179
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Paulus and Hansborough doing their best Laverne and Shirley impersonation"- Dan
"They're Break Dance Fighting!"- Walrus
"Hansbrough would have proceeded with a beat-down if Van Gundy hadn't been holding on to his leg."- Anon
"Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times"- Dr. C
"Attention shoppers, we have a cripple fight on Aisle 2, cripple fight, aisle 2"- The Great Bambi
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of K-State Guard Clent Stewart proposing to his girlfriend last night?
Daily Links:
Yahoo Pulls Their Denver Spying Story (SI.com)
Going Deeper Inside The Mortensen-Favre Conversation (KSK)
Ballers Against Genocide (Signal to Noise)
Cubs Already Setting TV Records, In Spring Training (Out of Right Field)
Rating The Divas (All Balls)
Purdue Could Have Won You A Lot Of Money This Year (Vegas Watch)
Is Shaun Rodgers Worth That Money? (Waiting For Next Year)
70s Basketball Cartoons Are Awesome (Food Court Lunch)
Bears Fans React To Favre's Retirement (Rumors and Rants)
A Look Into Those NASCAR Decals (The Love of Sports)
Lebowski Fest Is Here! (Rand Ball)
38 Comments:
"Oh wait...i thought you were Michael Beasley. Are you going to be a lottery pick and make millions...no? Yeah here's your ring back"
You don't have to goof on him....it could be a celebration!
hey, while you're down there, y dont you give lil clint a hug?
you know all that ridicule ian johnson and his girlfriend went thru at boise state last year -- yeah, we're going to have that too honey. yippee!!!!
Benny the Bull would like Stewart's number to gain some dating advice in exchange for some playing time. Please note playing next to Larry Hughes does not guarantee getting the ball under any circumstances, however.
Dammit - what the hell is Chris Myers doing here....
Aren't you glad I'm not going to the NBA, where I'd be able to cheat on you on every road trip?
bedroom honey... bedroom.
THE TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE!!!
Dammit, I didn't expect them to take effect that quickly.
This event marked the 3rd time this season that an NCAA D1 athlete showed love, respect and admiration for a member of the opposite sex
Crowd: Get a Pre-Nup *clap*clap*clapclapclap*
Baby, I promise this ring box will contain an actual ring as soon as I sign my NBDL contract.
Oh no, baby. Don't move. Didn't you see the "Court Shoes Only" sign?
damn u got a fat ass
Damn those are some pointy shoes
It seems like more black guys are marrying white chicks. Good for Clint Stewart.
Did he propose or is he reenacting Bruce Pearl attacking Erin Andrews?
"No, No, No, Clint. When I'm on my knees, you need to stay standing. I can't get to it otherwise."
Hold me! Bill Walker is chasing me with his piss towels.
"Now go fix me a sammich, woman!"
Dick Vitale: "He went to Jared, baby!"
Thank you Sex Panther. 60% of the time...it works, all the time.
Yes, I promise to love, honor, and let you go back door.
--hey baby, doesn't Yi Jianlian look as impressive as my sausage?
--let me check
I asked your to marry me while your wearing a pink t-shirt and high heals? No, my smile isn't forced.
I can feel an oreo cookie joke coming.
Ok, remember, I only proposed to you because you promised to keep that position for the rest of our lives
Hey everyone, I'm as cool as Michael Beasly, see you don't see his frosh ass out here pulling an Ian Johnson
The skin says white, but that booty screams "sista"!!!
I was going to give this to Erin, but she's with Pearl.
And to think that he could afford a rock on such a beasley per diem. What? Did I say "beasley", oh well that explains everything.
Are you sure your not pregnant?
I already sent my Mom a text, I said, "Guess who's coming to dinner?"
Barack and Hillary settle their differences with a little bit of role play.
You had me at "hardwood".
guess who's coming to dinner
I don't feel comfortable goofing on Clint Stewart as of quite yet. He's been through quite a lot this season.
I still hate KSU though...