Create The Caption #180

Friday, March 07, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Joakim Noah grabbing a rebound from Anderson Varejao (it's been awhile since we got on Joakim)?


Daily Links:

Another Great Erin Andrews Interview (Newsday)
Soccer Players Do Not Like Gandhi (Unprofessional Foul)
Mitch Williams Still Making Phillie Fans Happy (Sox and Dawgs)
How The Yankees Are Going To Stay Competitive (I'm Writing Sports)
Pay Attention Mike Brown (Waiting For Next Year)
Ian Snell Is Special (Bugs and Cranks)
Shaq Is Taking Out Two Teams At Once (Juiced)
How Did Duke Ever Learn To Flop Like That? (Tarheel Mania)
When Local Advertising Pisses Off A Whole Town (Red Sox Monster)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:46 AM

46 Comments:

Someone was actually there to document a WNBA game?

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

Strong wind from the left?

tecmo said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

I guess old windbag Craig Sager was doing an in-game report from the left.

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

The NBA: Where Auditioning for the Rockettes Happens

hsplaybyplayman said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

That Sanjaya is one hell of a rebounder.

ryan said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

(Insert "Carrot Top" or "Sideshow Bob" reference here)

J.J. said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

Bitter Basketball Face!

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

INVISABLE HURACAIN

Mar 7, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

The rebound, my friend, is blowing in the wind ...

Joaquin Andujar said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

One player is a no talent loser....and the other guy is Joakim Noah.

ssreporters said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

OUTDOOR BASKETBALL TESTING:
Commence wind tunnel test NOW!

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet! said...
Mar 7, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

The Gotti brothers and their perma-wind-tunnel look got nothin' on these two.

Mar 7, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Luol Deng must turn away from the disgusting sex act Vareajo is performing on Noah.

Kirk Hinrich thinks they're lesbians.

tom said...
Mar 7, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Noah doing his best Terrance and Phillip impersonation.


I fart in your general direction!

Tom said...
Mar 7, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Our intrepid photographer has managed to catch a moment rarely seen by the naked eye; the sudden rush of blisteringly hot air that precedes LeBron James' arrival.

Nate said...
Mar 7, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Whats Milli Vanilli doing out there on the court?

bigern said...
Mar 7, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Two girls, one cup II: Electric Boogaloo

Fred Morlan said...
Mar 7, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Alas, Joachim Noah and Anderson Varejao were 10 years behind the cool curve, deciding troll doll hair was the "hip" thing the kids were doing today.

Radioman said...
Mar 7, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Chicago really is the Windy City. Even indoors people can't keep their hair straight.

Tim said...
Mar 7, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

"No, that's not Blue Steel...try more harder..."

Steve said...
Mar 7, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

So which one of these "Sideshow's" is supposed to have a bone in his hair?

GMoney said...
Mar 7, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Man, those Maxell tapes really are that good!

vhschola said...
Mar 7, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  
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Will said...
Mar 7, 2008, 6:10:00 PM  

Noah: Hey buddy, I've already got the postion of most obnoxious player filled, so get your hold-outing, unachieving, Paulus-flopping, pube-froed ass out of here

pmelchre said...
Mar 7, 2008, 6:11:00 PM  

Check out my kung-fu. Hiiiiii-ya!

Mal said...
Mar 7, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

Do these shorts make my butt look big?

Mal said...
Mar 7, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

Seconds after the giant fan was accidentally flipped on, Joakin Noah's skinny ass was blown clear off the court.

JMC said...
Mar 7, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

Hey, you never saw Big Ben pull down 20 of these in a game.

Mar 7, 2008, 6:30:00 PM  

"Anderson, I fart in your general direction!"

Fernando said...
Mar 7, 2008, 6:57:00 PM  

Freeballin' Rules!

rock said...
Mar 7, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

Bill Walton again weighs in on how bad the NBA is today compared to when he played.

Scott said...
Mar 7, 2008, 8:03:00 PM  

Ball of conditioner? MINE!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 8:17:00 PM  

What, our leader Carlito Carribean cool has cut his hair? This is worse than having him spit his apple on us!

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 10:40:00 PM  

Get off my court and get a job, you damn hippies!

Chris said...
Mar 7, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

And that was the last time that the Farting Preacher was given courtside tickets.

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 11:19:00 PM  

This is like watching "Blades of Glory 2" - the Basketball Edition.

Anonymous said...
Mar 7, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

"And a brutal Leg Lariat by the French Tickler!"
/J.R. voice

Anonymous said...
Mar 8, 2008, 2:11:00 AM  

HEY TYRA!!! I WANT TO LOOK FIERCE!!!

and +1 to Fred for the Breakin 2 reference.

The Lazer said...
Mar 8, 2008, 8:48:00 AM  

Man, Anderdson, it is so humid! I'm getting all frizzy

Evan said...
Mar 8, 2008, 7:17:00 PM  

Opening the roll-up doors during the first half like Parcells did at Giants Stadium is so 80s.

Sam Walker said...
Mar 9, 2008, 12:09:00 AM  

A picture of three things that blow. Hint: one of them is the wind.

Free Vick said...
Mar 9, 2008, 12:44:00 AM  

Joakim is sot hot...you have to wear a hat?

Anonymous said...
Mar 9, 2008, 3:02:00 AM  

Joakim is so hot...you have to wear a hat?

Anonymous said...
Mar 9, 2008, 3:02:00 AM  

Actually, let's make that

In this picture are three things that blow. One is the wind.

OR

Pictured: Joakim Noah grabbing an uncontested rebound. Not Pictured: Noah clapping his hands, pounding his fists, and screaming like Bat Boy for two minutes solid afterward.

Free Vick said...
Mar 10, 2008, 12:36:00 AM  

Actually, let's make that

In this picture are three things that blow. One is the wind.

OR

Pictured: Joakim Noah grabbing an uncontested rebound. Not Pictured: Noah clapping his hands, pounding his chest, and screaming like Bat Boy for two minutes solid afterward.

Free Vick said...
Mar 10, 2008, 12:37:00 AM  

The first two women in the NBA.

Amaysing1 said...
Mar 10, 2008, 2:38:00 AM  

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