Create The Caption #200

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

Top Photo:

"Apparently its Illegal to be Jersey Trash in Boston...I swear if my boyfriend with his sick blowout wasnt at home on the shore doing jager bombs you would all be in big big trouble....."- Anon

"There's only room for one loud, obnoxious fan base around these parts little lady."- Anon

Bottom Photo:

Guy 1: "What the hell happened, I leave for two seconds and there is a guy in the net?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "Yea, Jim Belushi dropped his pretzel..."
- JGDotson

"Throw him back!...Throw him back!...Throw him back!"- Thermal54

"Not pictured: Moises Alou standing below, wildly waving his arms and complaining that he would have caught the guy."- DownGoesBrown

"I'm a Cubs fan, and a BudMan ... cannonball!!!!"- NFL Adam

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a girl trying out for the Charger Girls? (Thanks to DB for sending the photo in)

Daily Links:

The Hottest NBA Wives (All Balls)
Great First Practice For The UCLA Bruins (Gutty Little Bruins)
The Cubs Have Some Strange Injuries (Cobra Brigade)
Your NHL Playoff Update (Food Court Lunch)
Obama Is Better At Basketball Than Bowling (NESW Sports)
The Real Life Willie Mays Hayes (Ballsiest)
An Interview With Sports Business Network's Maury Brown (SMJ)
A Thrashing Of Jason Giambi (The Money Shot)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:04 PM


Maybe I should have traded in for the upgrade.

MojoCat21 said...
Apr 16, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

OK, girls, perk up!! I paid good money for you, now it's time for you to do your job!

DJM said...
Apr 16, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Sadly, Katie just HAD to hit puberty so late and in the most awkward situation.

"What are THESE????"

jd said...
Apr 16, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  
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Fred Morlan said...
Apr 16, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Oh god, I hope Norv Turner likes these....

steve said...
Apr 16, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Holy crap! They're real!

Nos said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

EEW! I didn't get it all off after he came by on his lunch break.

MoonDog said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

"What the... how the hell did Belichik get a camera man in there?"

Down Goes Brown said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

"Teats don't fail me now!"

Mookie said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Shawne Merriman is somewhat disturbed by the results of his last training "regimen".

Steve said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"I may need to rely on you two later if my dancing isn't up to par."

Tim said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

It was at that moment when Rachael Ray started to wonder what she'd gotten herself into

mplant said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

"I know my better is better than her better!"

N8Dawg said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

"These sure as hell aren't going to cut it on the casting couch, better unhinge my jaw"

JK said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Someone in Southern Wisconsin, plaintive sobbing is heard as a father sees this photograph and discovers just how much of a whore his daughter had become.

BF said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

I think I can, i think I can, I think I can

Jeff V said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

"Dammit, I wish I had more in common with Kim Kardashian than her face. Oh, but not that getting-peed-on thing"

The Meathead said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

And so in next year's try outs, they'll be out to here.

Anonymous said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

I knew it was a bad idea to put my bus pass down there...

The Dish said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Wonder Twin Powers...Activate!!

BEVOH8R said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Yup, still there.

Anonymous said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

You know that Eva Longoria has hit rock bottom when she lacks confidence in a cheerleader audition.

(BTW: Fred Morlan had me in stitches with the Double Dare line...I could see Marc Summers yelling "Stick your fingers in where?")

Jim Williams said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

All right girls, 36-double-dees on three on three, ready break!

the great bambi said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

What was I thinking? Nobody wants to see real ones anymore!

Apr 16, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

"Dear God, Thank you for maps, such as US American and The Iraq. Thank you for my dancing talent, such as...and most of all thank you for my rack, such as my bosoms."

Mal said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Let's have sex, then go dancing, err, shopping.

Mal said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  





Bob said...
Apr 16, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

Inflate to 70 psi?

Bob said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

So THERE'S the valley of the dolls!

Bob said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

I look there for guidance too.

Bob said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Phew. Still there.

Michael said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

What do they mean they're not fake enough?

pmelchre said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

A sex offender recently took away the cheerleader's boobs, but Jamele Hill thinks it serves her right for making a fool out of herself with the "Shawne Merriman light's out dance routine she had planned."

ssreporters said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Ok ladies, you don't like me and I don't like you, but together we can do this!

KenB525 said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

I'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and doggoneit my tits are glorious!

JX said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Ok puppies...go get LaDainian!!

Anonymous said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Feet don't fail me now. Oh wait, these aren't my feet.

Philly G said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

*sigh* Man when will Shawne's steroids that he injected me with kick in?

Anonymous said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Chyna got a breast reduction

ryan said...
Apr 16, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

I thought I was getting a Pearl Necklace and now I'm stuck with puss and cheese.


Apr 16, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

Now where did that ice cube go?

Doneycat said...
Apr 16, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

That's what I'd do if I had 'em too.

Mark Mc said...
Apr 16, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

I hope the judges don't see my tattoo of Stan Humphries' face.

GMoney said...
Apr 16, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

No I'm not Angela Keathley. I've never cheered for the Carolina Panthers. My name is...ahh...Victoria Secret.

Colonel Cool said...
Apr 16, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Not pictured: Jamal Williams walks by in Under Armour, makes all the girls jealous.

chone said...
Apr 16, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

Ugh, fat Chris Berman was drooling on these last night...well, at least I got 5 grand for it.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 16, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

Just when she needed it the most, Sarah's Reebok Pump Athletic Bra fails her.

AppFan said...
Apr 16, 2008, 4:46:00 PM  

Philip Rivers has the neatest handwriting!

AppFan said...
Apr 16, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

I'm not sure how my ability to catch objects in my shirt has any bearing on how good of a cheerleader I am...

Doh... this is one of those "try and touch your elbows behind your back" schemes. Damn you AJ Smith!

Jay said...
Apr 16, 2008, 5:23:00 PM  

Go Go Gadget Titties!

Tom said...
Apr 16, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

"You no help me now, I say fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself."

Ross said...
Apr 16, 2008, 5:48:00 PM  

Yes Twins, this is the same team which drafted Ryan Leaf and didn't give him a chance, but that's no reason to deflate on me NOW.

Anonymous said...
Apr 16, 2008, 7:50:00 PM  

Well I don't see why I have to take my top off to audition, but I really need the money, so if you insist...

rock said...
Apr 16, 2008, 11:56:00 PM  

Lisa Simmons is such a bitch, I can't even use these things to persuade her.

Wesley said...
Apr 17, 2008, 12:30:00 AM  

"Where did they go? They were here yesterday!!!"

michael said...
Apr 17, 2008, 12:53:00 AM  

Miracle grow my ass.

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 9:56:00 AM  

Herschel Walker's Personality #11 admires her nice rack.

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:10:00 AM  

Should I bring sexy back? WWJD?

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:11:00 AM  

Damn inverted nipple! I HATE YOU!!!

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:12:00 AM  

"Hey! Eyes up here ya damn narcissist!"

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:14:00 AM  

"Calm down, girls, daddy will be here in a minute."

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:15:00 AM  

"I wonder if my new headlights turn themselves off."

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:20:00 AM  

"It's a little nipply in here."

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 10:21:00 AM  

Too many funny ones here for me to even add to them. The Rachel Ray one was a hooter, er, hoot.

thermal54 said...
Apr 17, 2008, 11:24:00 AM  

"Oh, the nipple hair? It's a mexican thing."

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 12:01:00 PM  

"What's that Stokke bitch got that I ain't got?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

"I love the smell of boob sweat in the morning."

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

"Wow, there really IS something to be said for letting these puppies breathe! Silly me, I thought all those pervs just wanted a peek at the twins!"

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

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