Lost in all of the Gilbert Arenas, Tim Hardaway, All-Star Game and Florida Mascot nonsense I regretfully forgot to give congrats to Basketball Hall of Fame nominee Richard J. Vitale. He's pretty much a shoe-in, so I will honor him in the only way I know how. To mention 156 things that have nothing to do with Dickie V., Basketball, or the Hall of Fame.

1. Cartography
2. Retirement Communities
3. Manila Folders
4. Gastroentenology
5. Grey's Anatomy
6. Bowling Trophies
7. Digital Camera
8. The Hard Rock Cafe- San Antonio
9. Wizard of Oz
10. Where the Wild Things Are
11. Bryan College in Tennessee
12. Charlie Brown
13. Halloween Costumes
    
14. James Joyce
15. MySpace
16. Wet Dreams
17. Toyota Camry
    
18. The Dancing Presidents from those Mortgage Pop-up ads
19. Jeopardy
20. Thermonuclear War
21. Chloe O'Brian
22. Sushi
23. Power Point Presentations
24. Post It Notes
25. Karl Marx
26. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
27. Don Quixote
28. Pie Charts
29. Ultimate Frisbee
30. Mount Rushmore (Side Note: This is really hard.....you should try it sometime.)
31. Birth- The Movie with Nicole Kidman
32. HUGH!
33. Barbershop Quartets
34. Scrubs
35. Arial Font
36. Jet Skis
37. Bindie The Jungle Girl
38. The War of 1812
39. The Perfect Storm
40. Sleet
41. Dwight Shrute
42. Ben Folds Five
43. Waterbeds
44. Trampolines
45. The Pommel Horse
46. Lawn Mowers
47. The Wright Brothers
48. Gerber Daisies
49. Excel Spreadsheets
50. Car Insurance
51. In and Out Burger
52. The Mall of America
53. Ground Rule Doubles
54. Hall and Oates
55. Thermodynamics
56. Venice Beach
57. Taco Bell/KFC Combo Restaurants
58. Soho
59. Long-Distance Calling Plans
60. Emo Music
61. Interest Rates
62. Carlos Mencia
63. Celery
64. Logan International Airport
65. Barack Obama
66. Thanksgiving
67. Micro Economics
68. No Limit Records
69. Fire Hydrants
70. Wifebeaters
71. East Coast Bias
72. The Blue Angels
73. Slip and Slides
74. Cumulus Clouds
75. El Nino (Seriously.....I'm not kidding. This is f'ing impossible)
    
76. Scholarships
    
77. Final Fantasy
78. The Band Creed
79. Online Poker
80. Satan
81. Johnny Cash
82. Platechtonics
    
83. I-95
84. Grizzly Bears
85. Gay Pride Parade
86. John Waters
87. Edgar Allan Poe
88. Granite Countertops
89. Single Parents
90. Medical Marajuana
91. King Tut
92. Excitebike
93. UTZ Crab Potato Chips
94. Des Moines, Iowa
95. Rattlesnakes (I'm slowing down here folks...can't think....anymore)
    
96. Fractions
97. Cassiopeia
98. Hot Tubs
99. Frank Geary
100. Crown Point, Indiana
101. The St. Louis Arch
102. Pot Roast
103. Meat Loaf (the Singer)
104. Microbreweries
105. Dig Dug
106. Mormons
107. The Regal Beagle
108. The Department of Motor Vehicles
109. Sunset Park
110. Pine Trees
111. Aircraft Carriers
112. The ESPYs
113. The Cosby Kids
114. Caddyshack
115. Reno 911
116. Longitude
117. Mongoose Bikes
118. Skirmishes
119. Lord of the Rings Risk
120. Baby Showers
121. Bubble Hockey (I'm the U.S.....you can be the Russians)
122. Red Dawn
     
123. Botany
124. Medieval Times
125. Chef Boyardee
126. March of the Penguins
127. Erin Andrews (had to do it....she doesn't stay out of my mind for more than 10 minutes)
128. Chapstick
129. Readers Digest
130. Stress Balls
131. Kevin Federline
132. Skepticism
133. Domino Sugar
134. Domino (The Rapper)
135. Parapa Tha Rappa
136. Dance Dance Revolution
137. Hopscotch
138. Yahtzee
139. Wombs
140. Spelunking
     
141. Easter Island
142. 3-D Puzzles
143. The Pony Express
144. Fortnights
145. The SAG Awards
146. Ravishing Rick Rude
147. Fluffers (you know.....like in porn.)
148. Prom Queens
149. Librarians
150. Dead Baby Jokes
151. Chipotle
152. Reparations
153. Orange Mocha Frappachinos
154. Black Eyed Peas (the food)
155. Polygamy