Welcome to the Second Quarter....I hope you're not as bored as I am.

West set a record for most field goal attempts in a quarter. Probably for most misses too. Ray Allen hits 2 threes in a row, and Shaq is 0-20 at this point. Billups to Vince Carter off the backboard, but the West keeps hitting threes.

Caron Butler is in, and bricks a shot. Shaq misses a dunk but gets it back from Hamilton and is 1-6. Good shooting.

52-37 West.....close one.

Lebron with another dunk....his look almost pedestrian nowadays. The West is actually running an offense and scoring a ton while the East is just chucking shots from anywhere and trying to dunk off of the shot clock. West up 20.

"Hi Marv"- Vince Carter

"Watch how bad I'm going to cross Kobe up.....get ova here."- Gilbert Arenas in his best scorpion from Mortal Kombat Voice.
"Carrot Top is a big dude."

Kobe Dunks.......Arenas bricks some more shots. "Carmelo tomahawks it"- Marv Albert.

67-48 West at this point, and we've got 4 mins left. Steve Nash looks like a car salesman.

"Where's dirty Tony Parker"- Awful GF
"He's eating Brie out of a Gatorade bottle on the sideline"- The Ex-Roommate.

I personally think the mongoose could take the Mamba. Arnold, Puffy, Barry Bonds, and Prince! I'm pissed that Michael Jackson couldn't get seats. Hibachi with a triple, and Anthony on the other end with an oop from Parker. Bron hits a three.....followed by a Kobe shot from long distance. Kobe will be MVP. Lebron has 19 and Kobe has 17.

Enjoy Toni Braxton, Cirque Du' Soleil, and Christina at halftime......I'll probably only comment if she gets naked.

79-59 at half.....Westside.