Isn't it kind of bad advertising to say, "You look at the bill and it's a little more than you expected"? Wouldn't that cause people to go somewhere a little less expensive?

Of course, I'm not in advertising, so what do I know.

can't wait until Chris Berman comes out for a big and tall store...or some sort of leather facility

Does Chris Berman's tab include charges for sweat-soaked towels, lame 70's music references, and rundown 40 year old whores? I suppose he wouldn't notice if I snuck some chicken fingers onto the bill...

That's what the ladies call Berman: "old chicken fingers".

Think they'll ever do ads for Boston Market?