Tommy Lasorda- Ladies Man

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Wow....and I thought the Dickie V story was going to carry the day.....

You may have seen this item about Tommy Lasorda on Deadspin today. Well Sports By Brooks has obtained excerpts from the book, and they are special......(NSFW Reading)

CHAPTER 12: Gibson, who refers to herself as "Sasha", writes that she got a call from client "Jim in Chicago" who recommends Lasorda (Lasorda, "Sasha" (Gibson) and "Nanna" quotes are in italic).

Lasorda: "I’m interested in spending some time with someone."

Sasha/Gibson: "Sounds fine. Have you had a chance to look at my California Dreamin’ website? Perhaps there’s someone there you like?"

Lasorda: "Actually, I have. There’s a pretty blonde on there I’d like to meet. #6."

Sasha/Gibson: "She’s a sweetie. Her name is Nanna. She’s Swedish, about 5’6’’, nice perky 34b, slim and terrific company. Perhaps you can tell me what you’re looking for? Anything in particular I should know?"

I had to ask the standard question.

Lasorda: "Actually, Sash, I’d like to have some porn for me to watch while she sucks my (expletive). I’m into watching two gals together in a movie. Can she have that there?"

I started a file on Tommy and began to make the pertinent notes.

Sasha/Gibson: "How much time are you looking to spend?"

Lasorda: "I’m not sure, maybe an hour and a half. I don’ t have that much time. How much for that?"

Sasha/Gibson: "It’s $1,000 per hour. So that would cost you $1,500. You can visit her at her place. She lives in the Hollywood area."

Lasorda: "That sounds fine, Sash. I’m looking to get together this week. I’m thinking Thursday late afternoon. I’ve got to get home to the wife for dinner."

(Edit: Nanna reports to Sasha/Gibson after Lasorda encounter)

Nanna: "He was super easy and a really nice guy. You were right on all counts, Sasha. First he requested I pop in my girl, girl porn movie. … He just loved watching all that! I noticed though that he wasn’t the aggressive type."

Sasha/Gibson: "Really? What makes you say that?"

Nanna: "Well, here I had this real hot porn movie on. He enjoyed watching the girl, girl bisexual sex scenes best. He started to take his (expletive - p****) out and (expletive - m*****bate).

"Then when I saw he was good and hard I started to suck his (expletive - p****). He really liked that! Then I used your ‘swirly’ move and relaxed my throat muscles so I could take him deep into my throat.

"The great (oral sex) skills you (Sasha/Gibson) taught me plus the porn really got him off."
Good lord Tommy. I normally wouldn't be bothered by an old man seeking some "love", but that cheating on the wife thing is pretty bad. 55 years is a long time to be with someone. You deny your son is gay and died from AIDS and now this?

Excerpt from Madam's Book On Lasorda Encounter (SbB)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 5:47 PM

2 Comments:

I love my dead gay son!

Feb 27, 2007, 7:15:00 PM  

dude, I was going to say that.

NFL Adam said...
Feb 28, 2007, 1:49:00 AM  

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