Bill Cowher A Reality Star?

Thursday, March 22, 2007



When Mondesi's House first emailed this to me I thought I would open the story and see that Bill was a replacement on Dancing With The Stars. I just picture him spitting all over a beautiful Latin Woman (Latina?) while doing the can-can. But alas, no such luck.

He is howevah, going to be driving a sports car....which could lead to crashes....which could lead to anger....which could lead to spitting. We can only hope.

He apparently prefers left turns, 150-mph speeds and a new-fangled, ABC summertime series called "Fast Cars and Superstars: Gillette Young Guns Celebrity Race," and we're not making that up.

Barely two months off the Steelers' job, this 15-year head coach and soon-to-be CBS studio analyst went out last week and filmed seven made-for-reality-TV episodes that required him to dress in a blue racing uniform, squeeze into a stock car and vroom-vroom around Lowe's Motor Speedway near Charlotte, N.C.
It's a NASCAR reality show, and will air on ABC. I wonder how the folks at CBS feel about him jumping to another station? Hopefully the NFL Today Analyst doesn't pull a Roethlisberger and not wear a helmet.

CowheReality (Mondesi's House)
Cowher Rides onto Reality Show (Post-Gazette)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:27 PM

1 Comments:

Love this. Love it.

Picture the scene: Smashed cars everywhere, fire, smoke etc. etc.

Camera pans around to see Cowher chasing some hasbeennobody down the track, brandishing a dented helmet...

I'm practically drooling...

Sanchez said...
Mar 22, 2007, 1:48:00 PM  

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