You Create The Caption #91

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.


"Just wait until Pedro comes back in September.........."- Anon

"Oh well, baseball season is over, and we're in New York. At least we'll never have to hear about it again."- Anon

"Well at least we got the Giants, Jets and Knicks to cheer us up....what?....aw crap..what a long, hard winter ahead"- JK

"What? Isiah Thomas is being accused of sexual harassment? That makes me a sad panda."- The Great Bambi
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Mark Cuban looking scary as hell on DWTS last night? (Via TSH)


Daily Links:


It Looks Like Brent Musburger Might Have Got Those Hippies Out Of That Tree (Bears' Necessity)
The Phillies Had 500 to 1 Odds To Make The Playoffs In September (Crashburn Alley)
Willie Randolph Has To Take The Fall For The Collapse (I'm Writing Sports)
Another MNF Review (Chicago Bull)
Padres Fans Are Reeling Today (Rumors and Rants)
Bill Simmons Is Afraid Of Cleveland (Vegas Watch)
Steve Nash Is Everywhere! (AZ Sports Hub)
Not Everyone Likes Brett Favre (The Money Shot)
Can A Hat Be Smarter Than Steve Phillips? (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Do Not Sign This Petition For Lloyd Carr To Stay At Michigan! (We Suck At Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:11 PM

23 Comments:

That's Cuban's "I Will Make You Love Me No Matter How Much I Have to Pay You" Face. Otherwise known as the IWMYLMNMHMIHtPY-Face.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 1:39:00 PM  

Mark Cuban makes his best Sloth face while dancing to the beat of "The Goonies 'R' Good Enough."

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

Dirk taught me this...

E Buzz said...
Oct 2, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

I'm gonna show her my "O" Face.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

Mark should know better than to put his hands on strippers.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Who knew you could look so ravishing in a blonde wig, Dirk you dirty little scheisse fraulein.

the great bambi said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

PUHIN-NON-DA-RIIIIIITZ

MDT said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

I'd comment on this, but that would violate my personal rule of not giving Mark Cuban the satisfaction of talking about anything he does.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

Chris Farley wants his leather vest back. He needs it for his next Chip N' Dale Performance

Brian Bremer said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

"Nobody puts Cuban in the corner. You here me Stern. . .NOBODY!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:45:00 PM  

"uh oh...not now little buddy...MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY..MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

AP: Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban demonstrates his White Man's Overbite during Monday's episode of Dancing With The Stars. London oddsmakers had Cuban's overbite set at 2:1, far better than last season's odds that Heather Mills' prosthetic leg would fall off. (Disney/ABC screen capture)

Oct 2, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 3:22:00 PM  

"And....turn..spin...pirouette....OW MY BALLS"

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

"You rape a white girl from the front, Kobe, there's a lot less blood."

GMoney said...
Oct 2, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

OMG. I'm touching a woman. A real Woman.

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

"UH-Oh...what a time to realize she has a damn PENIS!!!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 5:13:00 PM  

"take that, commissioner."

odessasteps said...
Oct 2, 2007, 5:42:00 PM  

Girls this pretty shouldn't fart!

Ryan said...
Oct 2, 2007, 6:41:00 PM  

No, I've never seen "The Crying Game"; why do you ask?

Anonymous said...
Oct 2, 2007, 6:57:00 PM  

I guess this resembles what Selig and Reisdorf will do with Cuban's bid to buy the Cubs.

Unknown said...
Oct 2, 2007, 10:19:00 PM  

Hey Tim Donaghy! I hope you're watching. I'm putting it in a female. Not receiving it from a male in prison.

(Ping G5 Player)

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 1:06:00 AM  

"Who's Your Daddy... Who's Your Daddy???"

Anonymous said...
Oct 3, 2007, 1:04:00 PM  

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