You Create The Caption #95
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners
"Hey cutie, how'd you like to see some real Irish cream after the game?"- More Credible (Ewwwww.)
"What do you think about my lime green jorts?"- Hollywood Wags
"You know ... Brady Quinn is a close personal friend of mine."- Jay
"Hey, whattaya say we go back to my place - I got some little blue pills that'll wake my bruin right outta hibernation."- Anon
"Honey, it could be worse. You could have lost to Stanford."- Anon
"What's really at the end of a rainbow you ask? My balls"- JK
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Joe Torre last night? (Sorry Yanks Fans....had to do it. I did it for Michigan after the ASU loss.)
Daily Links:
CBS Gets Yet Another 6 Day Window To Select Game (Courier Journal via JP)
Bloggers Are Let Loose At Islanders Game (CNNSI)
A Great TBS Baseball Review To Add To The List (Sox and Dawgs)
Okay Now We're Just Piling On TBS (Flyers Fieldhouse)
What Are The Limits Of Sports Sponsorships? (The Huffington Post)
Hey Joe Torre, The Donald Has A Message For You (The Ballsiest)
On Blogs And ESPN (Sports Media Journal)
The NFL's Toughest Sounding Names (Deuce of Davenport)
Florida Is Not Happy (More Credible)
A Great Follow Up On That Red Sox Fan That Was Beat Up In NYC (Red Sox Monster)
Okay Fine, One More TBS Link (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
News League Fantasy Football Standings....Look At #1 Baby! (Awful Announcing)
.....and Lastly........
Check out this hilarious take and must see video on why USC lost to Stanford....Karma is a beotch.
This Halftime Show Was Why USC Lost (Bears Necessity)
35 Comments:
I'm a dumbass...my fault. But did you really need the picture?
Few sights in the wasteland are more lonely than that of the turkey vulture, silent, brooding, unloved Cathartes aura, yes, atop a split rail fence, contemplating his last dead-rat meal and whether he'll have sand in his shit this time.
"Maybe heading out of here isn't so bad. These Bank of America advertisements were really starting to piss me off anyways."
No. I don't care if it has a baseball theme, I'm not doing the line dance without a proper top hat and cane. Yeah, go ahead! Fire me!
Man, I hope Suzyn doesn't take our loss too hard.
hes not pissed, hes just trying to figure out what the hell 'yankeesbeisbol.com' means
You know what, I'm glad I'm done. If I heard "Cotton-Eyed Joe" one more time I was going to kill myself anyway.
Why are you sorry about ragging on the Yankees? I was laughing last night when I watched them lose. Especially when 7 year old kids started crying after they lost. You know, because they haven't been alive to see a Yankee World Series and we should be sorry for them.
Wait, that was A-Rod...
"Now I can finally catch up on what that TV show Heroes is about. I've got them saved on my TiVo for like ever."
Man, I should have used Preparation H.
Goddamn, this watch is heavy. Thanks for all the cash, Steiny.
It's A-Rod's fault I'm getting fired.
Hey, Mr. Steinbrenner just wants to win. He's the owner, and if he wants me to stay in this cage and think about what I've done, well, he's the owner.
I've got Steinbrenner's True Yankee right here.
"Screw Bigelow's Green Tea ! I need a Chivas on the Rocks !!!"
If my wife asks me one more time "What's Jeter look like in the shower?' I'm gonna crack her fuckin' skull with this bat.
That's funny. Joe Torre looks exactly how I looked after I saw the 12th Yankee story on SportsCenter this morning.
"Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin' ain't easy. Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy!
Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money!"
Boy I could just sing Big Daddy Kane all day and night.
Hmm, well, I know Isiaih got off with calling that chick a bitch. What can I call that cute little bat girl...hmm, I think I'll call her a big pretty piece of pussy flavored taffy. Yeah, I like that, a lot. Christ I need a drink.
I wonder if Fox will let me join the booth for the ALCS
On the bright side, I don't have to go Cleveland again.
Oops I crapped my pants are way better than my regular brand.
Oh Shit! here comes Suzyn "oh my gawd" waldman
Mmmm...brains... [what sound does a zombie make?]
"...i just took a dump in my pants."
damnit i didnt see the other poop joke...
ill do another.
"i wonder if anyone realizes i dont give a shit."
Our subject can be seen here just as rigor mortis begins to set in.
We get off to a crappy start for the first two months.
We don't win the division for the first time in 200 years.
We almost get swept in the first round of the playoffs.
Jesus Christ, who's dick do you have to get caught sucking to get fired around here????
I guess it's true, a New York team choking at the end of the season is so easy, a caveman can do it.
Execute Order 66.
Gene Simmons taught me this trick once, roll my eyeballs back in my head. Smart guy, for a Jew. Let's see how far I can get...mmmmmmmmgrrrr. Ahhh...
On the upside, I can probably smuggle out an entire gym bag of office supplies tonight.
Man this season turned quite Dickensian for Suzyn, it was the best of times (Clemens in Steinbrenner's box), it was the worst of times (my imminent firing), up next...the Steinbrenner Reign of Terror.
That's right, I really do put the "I" in America.
Well, I guess I can always do erectile dysfunction ads.....
Where's the Torre picture?