You Create The Caption #95

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners


"Hey cutie, how'd you like to see some real Irish cream after the game?"- More Credible (Ewwwww.)

"What do you think about my lime green jorts?"- Hollywood Wags

"You know ... Brady Quinn is a close personal friend of mine."- Jay

"Hey, whattaya say we go back to my place - I got some little blue pills that'll wake my bruin right outta hibernation."- Anon

"Honey, it could be worse. You could have lost to Stanford."- Anon

"What's really at the end of a rainbow you ask? My balls"- JK
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Joe Torre last night? (Sorry Yanks Fans....had to do it. I did it for Michigan after the ASU loss.)


Daily Links:


CBS Gets Yet Another 6 Day Window To Select Game (Courier Journal via JP)
Bloggers Are Let Loose At Islanders Game (CNNSI)
A Great TBS Baseball Review To Add To The List (Sox and Dawgs)
Okay Now We're Just Piling On TBS (Flyers Fieldhouse)
What Are The Limits Of Sports Sponsorships? (The Huffington Post)
Hey Joe Torre, The Donald Has A Message For You (The Ballsiest)
On Blogs And ESPN (Sports Media Journal)
The NFL's Toughest Sounding Names (Deuce of Davenport)
Florida Is Not Happy (More Credible)
A Great Follow Up On That Red Sox Fan That Was Beat Up In NYC (Red Sox Monster)
Okay Fine, One More TBS Link (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
News League Fantasy Football Standings....Look At #1 Baby! (Awful Announcing)

.....and Lastly........

Check out this hilarious take and must see video on why USC lost to Stanford....Karma is a beotch.

This Halftime Show Was Why USC Lost (Bears Necessity)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 3:37 PM

35 Comments:

Where's the Torre picture?

mookie99 said...
Oct 9, 2007, 4:10:00 PM  

I'm a dumbass...my fault. But did you really need the picture?

Oct 9, 2007, 4:16:00 PM  

Few sights in the wasteland are more lonely than that of the turkey vulture, silent, brooding, unloved Cathartes aura, yes, atop a split rail fence, contemplating his last dead-rat meal and whether he'll have sand in his shit this time.

TacoBellManager said...
Oct 9, 2007, 4:29:00 PM  

"Maybe heading out of here isn't so bad. These Bank of America advertisements were really starting to piss me off anyways."

More Credible said...
Oct 9, 2007, 4:53:00 PM  

No. I don't care if it has a baseball theme, I'm not doing the line dance without a proper top hat and cane. Yeah, go ahead! Fire me!

HardScores said...
Oct 9, 2007, 4:59:00 PM  

Man, I hope Suzyn doesn't take our loss too hard.

odessasteps said...
Oct 9, 2007, 5:02:00 PM  

hes not pissed, hes just trying to figure out what the hell 'yankeesbeisbol.com' means

Mike Georger said...
Oct 9, 2007, 5:17:00 PM  

You know what, I'm glad I'm done. If I heard "Cotton-Eyed Joe" one more time I was going to kill myself anyway.

GMoney said...
Oct 9, 2007, 5:23:00 PM  

Why are you sorry about ragging on the Yankees? I was laughing last night when I watched them lose. Especially when 7 year old kids started crying after they lost. You know, because they haven't been alive to see a Yankee World Series and we should be sorry for them.
Wait, that was A-Rod...

"Now I can finally catch up on what that TV show Heroes is about. I've got them saved on my TiVo for like ever."

Oct 9, 2007, 5:37:00 PM  

Man, I should have used Preparation H.

MonkeyWrench32 said...
Oct 9, 2007, 5:42:00 PM  

Goddamn, this watch is heavy. Thanks for all the cash, Steiny.

dummy said...
Oct 9, 2007, 6:02:00 PM  

It's A-Rod's fault I'm getting fired.

gilbert said...
Oct 9, 2007, 6:07:00 PM  

Hey, Mr. Steinbrenner just wants to win. He's the owner, and if he wants me to stay in this cage and think about what I've done, well, he's the owner.

Oct 9, 2007, 7:13:00 PM  

I've got Steinbrenner's True Yankee right here.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Oct 9, 2007, 7:43:00 PM  

"Screw Bigelow's Green Tea ! I need a Chivas on the Rocks !!!"

Mike Pacella said...
Oct 9, 2007, 7:47:00 PM  

If my wife asks me one more time "What's Jeter look like in the shower?' I'm gonna crack her fuckin' skull with this bat.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 7:50:00 PM  

That's funny. Joe Torre looks exactly how I looked after I saw the 12th Yankee story on SportsCenter this morning.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 7:53:00 PM  

"Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin' ain't easy. Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy!
Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money!"

Boy I could just sing Big Daddy Kane all day and night.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 7:57:00 PM  

Hmm, well, I know Isiaih got off with calling that chick a bitch. What can I call that cute little bat girl...hmm, I think I'll call her a big pretty piece of pussy flavored taffy. Yeah, I like that, a lot. Christ I need a drink.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 9, 2007, 8:37:00 PM  

I wonder if Fox will let me join the booth for the ALCS

Matt said...
Oct 9, 2007, 8:48:00 PM  

On the bright side, I don't have to go Cleveland again.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 9:31:00 PM  

Oops I crapped my pants are way better than my regular brand.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2007, 9:42:00 PM  

Oh Shit! here comes Suzyn "oh my gawd" waldman

look what I can do said...
Oct 9, 2007, 10:18:00 PM  

Mmmm...brains... [what sound does a zombie make?]

John said...
Oct 9, 2007, 10:31:00 PM  

"...i just took a dump in my pants."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Oct 9, 2007, 11:24:00 PM  

damnit i didnt see the other poop joke...

ill do another.

"i wonder if anyone realizes i dont give a shit."

gusjohnsonforgod said...
Oct 9, 2007, 11:26:00 PM  

Our subject can be seen here just as rigor mortis begins to set in.

Oct 10, 2007, 12:17:00 AM  

We get off to a crappy start for the first two months.
We don't win the division for the first time in 200 years.
We almost get swept in the first round of the playoffs.
Jesus Christ, who's dick do you have to get caught sucking to get fired around here????

Anonymous said...
Oct 10, 2007, 12:38:00 AM  

I guess it's true, a New York team choking at the end of the season is so easy, a caveman can do it.

Michael said...
Oct 10, 2007, 12:56:00 AM  

Execute Order 66.

Avinash said...
Oct 10, 2007, 2:44:00 AM  

Gene Simmons taught me this trick once, roll my eyeballs back in my head. Smart guy, for a Jew. Let's see how far I can get...mmmmmmmmgrrrr. Ahhh...

hollywood wags said...
Oct 10, 2007, 9:05:00 AM  

On the upside, I can probably smuggle out an entire gym bag of office supplies tonight.

MDT said...
Oct 10, 2007, 9:31:00 AM  

Man this season turned quite Dickensian for Suzyn, it was the best of times (Clemens in Steinbrenner's box), it was the worst of times (my imminent firing), up next...the Steinbrenner Reign of Terror.

the great bambi said...
Oct 10, 2007, 10:53:00 AM  

That's right, I really do put the "I" in America.

Slater said...
Oct 10, 2007, 12:35:00 PM  

Well, I guess I can always do erectile dysfunction ads.....

Archdandy said...
Oct 10, 2007, 1:09:00 PM  

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