Create The Caption #124
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"See, the grass is greener where I am sitting"- Ian
"Just when Jason thought the Dolphins season couldn't get any worse, he found out he was wiping his face with Bill Walker's used towel."- Chone
"If all else fails, at least I can use my giant robot to rampage the stadium!"- Ethan S.
"The Dolphins Offensive line in all its glory."-Matt
"Zach's sister has no idea what she's in for tonight."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brian Billick and Kyle Boller during last night's crushing loss on Monday Night Football?
Daily Links:
ImuS Is Back And He Brought Friends (NOIS)
Chuck Liddell Is Turning To Tony Robbins? (Blog of Hilarity)
Don't Trade Jacoby, The Song (Ladies...)
Belichick Looked Like Someone Last Night, Who Could It Be? (The Sports Hernia)
Which Town Is A Better Fit For Johan? (I'm Writing Sports)
A Final Look At The Coaches Poll (Rumors and Rants)
Wait, What Bowl Are We Going To? (Hawg Sports)
Herbie Is Giving Up On Reporting Altogether Now (Meaningful Collateral)
The Final Pammy Awards are coming this afternoon! Be there!!!
42 Comments:
Stover slowly inserted Coach's tool into his vagina as he stared lovingly into the genius's eyes.
Look, coach, I thought this circle jerk thing worked BOTH ways.
Don't be embarrassed coach, it happens to every guy at one time or another. Besides, it makes me feel special.
Ray's is bigger.
um...it's Boller not Stover....
You better not use that towel to clean up, Ray taught you better than that.
What are you lookin' at bro? Never seen a kicker beat off his coach before?
Sorry coach, I don't have any lotion.
I said pull my FINGER, idiot!
I'll only blow kisses to Rodney. For you, so much more.
Hold on Kyle, let me look down at my kama sutra play call sheet here...Yes, you're right, we are up to the winking dog already. Just for that, I'll be the bottom.
"Look Kyle, I just kissed Rodney Harrison...imagine what I could do to you!"
I said NO ANCHOVIES, dammit!
"really...? he kept the thumb turned down...? well send rodney over here, i need to see what he's up to later tonight"
Goddamit, Chico and the Man WAS funny, I don't care if you didn't like it or you did like it!
Hey, I'm the kicker, not your "equipment" manager!
You know you're the best at cupping my piece, now grab it!
Show me how hard you want to hold on to your starting throb...... I mean, job.
Kb: Stay away from my boy, Rodney Harrison
BB: Blowing kisses is not cheating
Play your cards right, and you'll be the second player shot in the leg in the past week.
-Kyle, you have beautiful eyes.
-Uh, thanks coach.
-Kiss me.
-Uh, I'd have to take off my helmet. It's kinda cold, I'd like to leave it on.
-Fine, then touch my penis instead.
-Uh alright coach....
Media: What do you think of Coach Billick?
Boller: He's a bit of a "close-talker".
wow, that something everything packer fan could be proud of...
at least we know who grabbed Ruvell Martin's junk...
Kyle: "I gotta pee dammit!"
Nice to see Boller is helping Billick practice for Dancing With the Stars...
Black dude in the background: "Damn those white boys are gay!"
Billick and Boller collaborate on a plan to eliminate Rex Ryan.
"Way not to burn any timeouts on something stupid this half, Kyle. I have a feeling the defense is going to need one late in the game for a breather."
"Don't worry I will blow kisses at you later. Rodney is my #1, you are my lover on the side."
So, uh, did Rodney say anything about me? No? Well, when you go back out there will you ask him if he'll go to the prom with me?
um, coach, sir. I think chest bumps are supposed to be quick and manly, not slow and sensual.
Billick: If you lose this game, I'm taking your balls and they'll be my balls.
When I said "pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells," that was merely a figure of speech.
4 inch's Boller,4 effin inch's.You cant throw it 4 effin inchs,you gota be shittin me.
Ravens 2003 Draft Notes:
K. Boller
Arm: D+
Pocket Presence: C
40 yd: 6.34
Handjobs: A+
(I guess this explains why he went in the first round....)
You can search all you want but I already told you, "Mr T ate my balls".
I'm telling you, Kyle. . .forget about wine. You show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and Pepsi, and you'll be the hit of the party.
Billick: Have you seen what Kornheiser does for Brady ? I want you to do the same for me !
Kyle, we have to PRACTICE to get on Dancing with the Stars, dammit!
Hey, does my breath smell ok? Good. I'm meeting Rodney Harrions at Applebee's after the game.
These coats did not go out of style in 1999. For geniuses.
As punishment for his missed field goal, Stover had to take over for the waterboy as Billick's sideline penis warmer.