Create The Caption #124

Monday, December 03, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

""and Isiah thought the Patriots couldn't ball? MIKE VRABEL BLOCKED MY SHOT 9 TIMES!!!"- Patrick

"Some may see us down by 41, but I'm a glass half full kinda guy. We're halfway to tying this game!"- Anon

"Ugh...not even Gus Johnson can make this score exciting...."- Anon

"Man, where's Larry Brown when you need him?Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Dolphins' Jason Taylor after yesterday's loss?

Daily Links:

Whoa, There's An ESPN Widget Now? Let Me Get That Up Right Away. (Sports Media Journal)
Old Scool Baseball Players Said Some Crazy Stuff (100% Injury Rate)
Jake Peavy Likely Staying With The Padres (Rumors and Rants)
For Those Of You Not Aware ESPN Owns A Few Bowl Games (Signal To Noise)
A Nice Video Tribute To Evil Knieval (Unibrow)
Notes From A Knicks Refugee (The Serious Tip)
Two Raptors Enter, One Raptor Leave (Food Court Lunch)
ESPN Is Making Up Vegas Hotel Names Now ( the last sentence)
Are College Football Championships More Trouble Than They're Worth? (We Suck At Sports)

FYI- The Pammy Award Presentation will come tomorrow. It's taking much longer putting things together than I thought.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:15 PM


See, the grass is greener where I am sitting

Ian said...
Dec 3, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

Just when Jason thought the Dolphins season couldn't get any worse, he found out he was wiping his face with Bill Walker's used towel.

chone said...
Dec 3, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

0-12....damn this is like two seasons of losses at Akron!

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

Damn... maybe Peyton could use me in a few more commercials.

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

If all else fails, at least I can use my giant robot to rampage the stadium!

Ethan S. said...
Dec 3, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

"What the hell do you mean the NFL tested for second-hand marijuana smoke at halftime?"

JK said...
Dec 3, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

Never thought I'd say this, but damn, Ray Finkle's shack sounds good right about now.

Dec 3, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

Just like in baseball, when you no-hit someone, you get avoided on the bench.

corey said...
Dec 3, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

POR QUE!!!!!

GMoney said...
Dec 3, 2007, 4:03:00 PM  

Guys...I didn't know West Virginia -28 wasn't a lock...come back!

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 4:45:00 PM  

Hey, shorts guy. At halftime we're switching uniforms.

Dec 3, 2007, 4:45:00 PM  

Just imagine how ridiculous I would look wearing aqua pants...

William said...
Dec 3, 2007, 5:30:00 PM  

J. Taylor-
"wait...your telling me the regualr season has ALREADY started...oh my god...(buries head in towel).

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Dec 3, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

thought of a better one...

"...(buries face in towel)...damn i wish they'd just bring back Jay Fiedler already..."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Dec 3, 2007, 5:54:00 PM  

Guys, I told you, don't look at me! Omigod, I didn't get my eyebrows waxed and I look HIDEOUS!

el_hombre said...
Dec 3, 2007, 6:00:00 PM  

As soon as I get home, I'm pulling a Ricky and flying this Cameron Coop.

Dec 3, 2007, 7:13:00 PM  

Bet NBC wishes it hadn't used Jason Taylor in the open for Sunday Night Football.

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 8:03:00 PM  

Zach's sister has no idea what she's in for tonight.

Anonymous said...
Dec 3, 2007, 8:40:00 PM  

I'm glad I have this towel...Otherwise, my tears would kill some of this great turf...

--White Hammer

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 1:13:00 AM  

The Dolphins Offensive line in all its glory.

Matt said...
Dec 4, 2007, 1:29:00 AM  

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. 12 times in a row.

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 8:48:00 AM  

Hey, man, do you know if you have to actually injured to sit on the bench in street clothes?

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 9:24:00 AM  

"Dude, I know we are supposed to be upset by losing, but all I can think about is that girl in the 3rd row over there."

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Dec 4, 2007, 10:29:00 AM  

Taylor: No wonder we are 0-12! Where the hell did everyone go?

tom said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:01:00 PM  

So if the 16-0 Patriots are Mercury Morris' wife, are we just the ball-gagged gimp in the basement?

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:14:00 PM  

Stuart Scott: "And Emmitt, it's no wonder the Dolphins are struggling so much with just four people on their team."

Emmitt: *eats microphone*

Fred Morlan said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:16:00 PM  

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