Create The Caption #123
Friday, November 30, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Karl: No shit, you can really switch the angles on porn? I gotta get me a better DVD player."- TSH
"Coach Karl: Hey, do you guys think I look like John Lithgow?"- Anon
"I wonder if they're gonna play Rock Band after dinner?
George - Vocals
Koby - Bass
Edjuardo - Lead
Linas - Drums"- Tom
"If they don't play rock Band, they'll probably curl up and watch Bridges of Madison County..."- Anon
"XBox, eh? Which button do you press to bench J.R. Smith?"- Sarge
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Stephon Marbury during last night's TNT broadcast via The Basketball Jones?
Daily Links:
Suddenly Suzyn Takes on Santana (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Pat White Power? (NOIS)
Indoor Seats For An Outdoor Hockey Game (Going Five Hole)
A Dickie V Parody Book, Nice. (Outskirts Press)
Just Give Up On Baseball Simmons (Vegas Watch)
Smush And The Valet (Lion In Oil)
More On That UCLA Feud (Signal To Noise)
A Petition To The NFL (Armchair GM)
39 Comments:
"Shut up Isiah, I'm trying to get you fired as quick as I can"
Starbury wonders what is the fastest route to Italy.
What is that, 45? Shit, I aint no good ant no maff.
The only way this could get worse is if there's no intern in the back of the locker room waiting for me.
Where's that intern when I could really use her?
This is my "trust me, it can and will get worse" look.
Tebow's girl with the pearls was checking me out, but I've just realized since I'm not scoring ON the court tonight, there's no way I'm scoring OFF the court either. Well, maybe...if I could just find the intern...
Shit, I had 82-40 on my powerball ticket...last time I let an Intern buy my lotto stub.
"and Isiah thought the Patriots couldn't ball? MIKE VRABEL BLOCKED MY SHOT 9 TIMES!!!
"crap, I have nothing on Isiah that is as embarassing as this!"
at least ray allen still has the two white girls from "he got game" meeting me in my truck later
Forehead Wrinkles: Getting bitches in the back seat since 2005
When did the KNicks sign Cuba Gooding Jr.?
Some may see us down by 41, but I'm a glass half full kinda guy. We're halfway to tying this game!
Shit, I have more than 41 tattoos. I'll drop my shorts to prove it.
TNT is cuttin' a gangsta brother down.
Man, when's that writers strike gonna end? I'm jonesin' for some new Colbert Report.
Maybe if I stare at the score long enough it'll change in our favor.
How come last year when Favre was losing by 40 points, he looked like he was "just having fun out there" but I lose by 40 and everyone thinks I'm just a selfish ball hogging 60 shots a night bitch!
Sh*t, man, this time I'm leavin' and I ain't askin' no fools permission!
We may be down 41 points after 3 quarters, kids, but my shoes STILL only cost 10 dollars.
Man, they've got like...three, uh... five times as many points as us.
Remember that movie on one of the networks several years ago - "The Isiah Thomas Story"? Producers are considering, through the magic of digital imagery, adding a scene at the end where Starbury beats the Holy Hell out of the Coach/Pres/Intern Harasser!
"Yeah, so what's your point?"
In the time it took you to look at this picture and read the score, I just made like $5 billion dollars.
Big ups to C. Diddy and the C-vision crew for signing me! Word!
Does Stephon Marbury have to choke a bitch...
"Why is the smaller number at the top? I can't figure out how many points I need."
"ummm carry the 2, buckle my shoe, we have half the points you do!! My mom taught me that."
If this doesn't get me a game of Guitar Hero in the locker room during the 4th quarter, I don't know what else I could do.
Damn I wish I could play with Boston. We could be the Big Three and a half
Does TNT actually think people are still watching this sh*t?
Starbury lost in thought: "So I figure if we score half the other team's points, Isiah will get fired pretty soon....I wonder if House is a repeat tonight....Only gotta look like I'm trying for 12 more minutes....God I hope I'm not on camera right now...."
"whatcyo pshcyodelic gay ass looking at Sager"
Best impersonation of Dramatic Chipmunk in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1
Yeah, bench me now, bitch...
Ugh...not even Gus Johnson can make this score exciting....
Man, where's Larry Brown when you need him?
"Yes kids, 41 X Me somehow making 2 All-Star Games = 82" Starbury
Huh. That's cool. 41 is half of 82. I need to tell Isiah.
another boring picture....