The Pammy Awards Week 13

Monday, November 26, 2007


There weren't many changes at the top after this week, but Andre Ware made a huge push to get into the Top 10. One week to go for the regular season crown folks, and we'll move onto Bowl Season where anything can happen. Thanks to everyone who sent quotes in for Week Thirteen!

The Pam Ward Chronicles Week Thirteen

10. "Foster runs it outside down the sideline and is bumped out of bounds and will stop the clock. Well, the clock's not running. Oh, we're in overtime."- Craig Bolerjack (Via Willmott)

9. “That rear end is up in the air he’s ready to go hunt.”- Chris Spielman

8. "Florida State has a chance to win this game by outscoring the Gators."- Lee Corso

7. "And that's Miami's first first down of the season."- Pam Ward (Via Tom)

6. "This is his last home game here at home."- Andre Ware on UVA's Chris Long (Via Bruce)

5. "If you're going to underthrow the ball, you have to do it short."- Ed Cunningham (Via Anon)

4."The thing you have to realize is that these teams are in un-chartered waters."- Kirk Herbstreit

3. "We were wondering what you were giving him for after the game. You know my partner over here, he....."- Bob Griese
"I thought you were giving him a bud."- Paul Maguire

(Alchohol or Weed....it's still pretty funny.)

2. “USC is a cinch to go to one of the three remaining BCS Bowl Games....maybe the Fiestus Bowl. That would be the likely suspect.”- David Norrie

1. "...and it winds up being Vince Hall coming in the face of Peter Lalich..."- Andre Ware (Via ZHR)

Nasty.
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Here are the standings after Thirteen weeks........

1. Gary Danielson (50)
2. Brad Nessler (49)
3. Chris Spielman (44)
4. Mike Patrick (43)
5. Pam Ward (37)
6. Andre Ware (31), Lee Corso (31)
8. Paul Maguire (27)
9. Dave Pasch (26)
10. Bob Griese (23)

Others Receiving Votes: Brent Musburger (21), Kirk Herbstreit (20), Verne Lundquist (20)Pat Haden (19), Tim Brandt (16), Ray Bentley (16), Mark Jones (16), Ed Cunningham (14), Bill Curry (13), Craig James (11.5), Erin Andrews (11), , Dave Lapham (10), Gerry Dinardo (9), Dave Lamont (9), David Norrie (9), Lou Holtz (9), Tom Hart (8), Todd Blackledge (7), Mellissa Knowles (7), Thom Brennaman (7), Sean McDonough (7), John Saunders (6), Quint Kessenich (6), Holly Rowe (5), Desmond Howard (5), Charles Arbuckle (5), Mike Tirico (4), Dan Fouts (4), Doug Flutie (3.5), Jim Donnan (3), Eric Collins (2), Jim Kelly (1), Craig Bolerjack (1)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:32 AM

7 Comments:

"(Alchohol or Weed....it's still pretty funny.)"

I like how you slip that in there. Oh, I thought for sure he was talking about weed and we were all idiots. What, now it could've been either. He was talking about Budweiser. Just admit you were wrong AA.

Anonymous said...
Nov 26, 2007, 1:25:00 PM  

Dude...that's not the point at all. Even if he was saying Bud(weiser) it means something different when you associate it with cigars.

I thought you weren't going to read anymore Anon?

Awful said...
Nov 26, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

No mention of Chris Spielman saying -
"Shake and bake! - A little Talladega Nights!"?

Nov 26, 2007, 5:43:00 PM  

Whoa, did I miss something or did Friday's games not count (had to, you got Verne on the scoreboard). Was away from the computer all weekend, but did catch the LSU game and when arKANSAS converted on the 4th and 10 play in the first OT, Gary D while going over the replay threw out this phrase "and then Dick came out"

Does this not count (it is the guy's last name so you really can't find fault with it, but you know somewhere Sean Salisbury was remembering happier days)

Anonymous said...
Nov 26, 2007, 8:20:00 PM  

OK, seriously. What part of this are you not understanding. It's not like Maguire knew he gave him a cigar and then said it. He thought he gave him a beer and said Bud. As in Budweiser. I would expect better AA.

Anonymous said...
Nov 27, 2007, 12:00:00 AM  

I'm done with this but please go back and listen to the clip, or even just read the quote again. NESSLER TELLS THEM HE GAVE HIM A CIGAR!!!!!!

Are you not paying attention? I'm not trying to start anything, but get off my site if you don't understand basic logic please.

Nov 27, 2007, 12:06:00 AM  

WOW. Basic Logic. You're the one not understanding. OK, I'll go slow for you.
1. Nessler gives him a cigar.
2. Griese and Maguire don't know what he gave him.
3. They think about what it could be (not on the air).
4. Nessler comes back to the booth and they find out it was a cigar.
5. Maguire says he thought it was a Bud(weiser). PREVIOUSLY!!!!! BEFORE!!!! WHEN HE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE CIGAR!!!!!!!!! HE HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE CIGAR WHEN HE FIRST FORMULATED HIS OPINION OF WHAT NESSLER HAD GIVEN HIM!!!! He was talking about beer, admit you were wrong. You just wanted to show that you knew a term for marijuana, but yet you failed miserably.

Anonymous said...
Nov 27, 2007, 8:55:00 AM  

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