Sampras: "I spend a ton of money on hair plugs."
Federer: "I spend a ton of money on butt plugs!"

Yes, some geeks still play Dungeons and Dragons.

Here is the brown teletubby congratulating the magenta teletubby on his excellent artwork on his teletummy.

Sampras: "I think it's great how you're making the most out of this period of lackluster competition, you are the male version of Martina Hingis."
Federer: "I'm fucking your wife."

See, I look sort of like a young Jimmy Connors, but you look like an orangutan.

Much like woman's great Martina Navratilova looked like a man, Roger Federer looks like a lesbian.

I envision it being a conversation something like this...

Sampras: How you doing there lil' partner?
Federer: Fine. And it's little visitor. Adayaolde is how you say it in Cherokee.
Sampras: Well pardon my french, but I'll be damned.
Federer: Walker told me I have AIDS.

Smile!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NMwEPf63js

Federer and Sampras exchange vows in Korea after the legalization of same sex marriages in that country.

Federer: "Nice outfit Harry Potter."
Sampras: "Walker told me you have AIDS"

I'm running with this one jonef.

Sampras: Do we get to keep these kicky bathrobes? I already shed a pound of hair in mine.

See, I told you our Obi-Wan and Grimace costumes would kill!

At graduation, the two shook hands and reminisced about their encounters with Professor Dumbledore.

Which one of us gets to be the Pope?

"Who controls the British (tennis) Crown?
Who keeps the ATP tour down?
We do! We do!"

Roger, "Here is the card for my hair designer, Pete. He can make your hair as full and as shiny like mine."

"Konichiwa, bitches!!!"

Apparently you can put a price on your dignity.

Wow. This is too gay for words to describe.

Seriously... nothing.

Jason r +1

Jason r -1 for knowing about Teletummy in the first place!

"Ummmm, Rog', is that a tube of wilsons in your pocket or are just happy to see me?"

Hello kids, I'm Father Pete, and this is Father Roger. Now, who would like to be our first ballboy?"

Where can I find the uncensored version of Sampras' nip slip?

Rodger "Just drink the punch Pete...Just drink the damn punch!"

"Look, Grandpa Pete, I don't think that's what they mean when they talk about your 'one-handed backhand.' You're righthanded, correct?"

gryffindor!

Pete Sampras and Roger Federer take a photo op the night before their scheduled championship game of Quittage.

Pete Sampras and Roger Federer move to Massachusetts and make it official.

Here you go, the phonebook for Hokkaido Japan.

Federer and Sampras congratulate one another on making the finals of "So You Want to be a Backup Singer for George Clinton"

Man, this writers' strike sucks.

why's everyone making reference to japan? thought the picture was taken in korea...

And for showing exceptional courage in the face of awful announcing, I award 10 points for Gryffindor!!!!