Create The Caption #117

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Any more of this and I'm gonna quit!"- GB

"Zee goggles... they do nothing!!!!"- Festivus4All

"Lloyd Carr was born to be a football coach, he was even conceived from a Gatorade jug."- Ray Lewis Eats People

"Even when this water is COLD! COLD! COLD! Appalachian is HOT!... HOT!... HOT!"- Anon

"Hoping to confuse the pollsters, Michigan celebrates a win over Indiana. (who the Wolverines didn't play this season)"- Anon

Yep...that about sums up his tenure.

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Pete Sampras and Roger Federer after an exhibition match in Korea?

Daily Links:

Sports Writer Angers UCLA, Hilarity Ensues (Signal to Noise)
William Hung Surfaces At CAL (Bears Necessity)
Those Super Bowl Bears Loved To Sing! (Deuce of Davenport)
Tim Duncan's Wiki Page - Fixed (Introducing Liston)
Game Used Bug Spray? (Lion In Oil)
What's Wrong With Chris Lofton? (Storming The Floor)
Celebrity Apprentice? Enh, I'll Pass (The Big Picture)
Ron Jaworski Is Nasty (First and Ten Inches)
Which Sport Has The Toughest Refs? (Food Court Lunch)
Now This Is A Mowhawk! (Half Court Heave)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:20 PM


Sampras: "I spend a ton of money on hair plugs."
Federer: "I spend a ton of money on butt plugs!"

Yak said...
Nov 20, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

Yes, some geeks still play Dungeons and Dragons.

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 2:02:00 PM  

Here is the brown teletubby congratulating the magenta teletubby on his excellent artwork on his teletummy.

Jason R said...
Nov 20, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

Sampras: "I think it's great how you're making the most out of this period of lackluster competition, you are the male version of Martina Hingis."
Federer: "I'm fucking your wife."

Pete said...
Nov 20, 2007, 2:29:00 PM  

See, I look sort of like a young Jimmy Connors, but you look like an orangutan.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 20, 2007, 2:37:00 PM  

Much like woman's great Martina Navratilova looked like a man, Roger Federer looks like a lesbian.

el_hombre said...
Nov 20, 2007, 2:37:00 PM  

I envision it being a conversation something like this...

Sampras: How you doing there lil' partner?
Federer: Fine. And it's little visitor. Adayaolde is how you say it in Cherokee.
Sampras: Well pardon my french, but I'll be damned.
Federer: Walker told me I have AIDS.


Jonef said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

Federer and Sampras exchange vows in Korea after the legalization of same sex marriages in that country.

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

Federer: "Nice outfit Harry Potter."
Sampras: "Walker told me you have AIDS"

I'm running with this one jonef.

todd said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

Sampras: Do we get to keep these kicky bathrobes? I already shed a pound of hair in mine.

JJ said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:32:00 PM  

See, I told you our Obi-Wan and Grimace costumes would kill!

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

At graduation, the two shook hands and reminisced about their encounters with Professor Dumbledore.

HardScores said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

Which one of us gets to be the Pope?

gwong said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:36:00 PM  

"Who controls the British (tennis) Crown?
Who keeps the ATP tour down?
We do! We do!"

Signal to Noise said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

Roger, "Here is the card for my hair designer, Pete. He can make your hair as full and as shiny like mine."

Alex said...
Nov 20, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

"Konichiwa, bitches!!!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 4:44:00 PM  

Apparently you can put a price on your dignity.

Steve said...
Nov 20, 2007, 6:22:00 PM  

Wow. This is too gay for words to describe.

Tom said...
Nov 20, 2007, 6:54:00 PM  

Seriously... nothing.

Jason r +1

Jason r -1 for knowing about Teletummy in the first place!

Tom said...
Nov 20, 2007, 6:56:00 PM  

"Ummmm, Rog', is that a tube of wilsons in your pocket or are just happy to see me?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 8:48:00 PM  

Hello kids, I'm Father Pete, and this is Father Roger. Now, who would like to be our first ballboy?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 8:53:00 PM  

Where can I find the uncensored version of Sampras' nip slip?

Mookie said...
Nov 20, 2007, 8:59:00 PM  

Rodger "Just drink the punch Pete...Just drink the damn punch!"

Nov 20, 2007, 9:05:00 PM  

"Look, Grandpa Pete, I don't think that's what they mean when they talk about your 'one-handed backhand.' You're righthanded, correct?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 9:20:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 10:26:00 PM  

Pete Sampras and Roger Federer take a photo op the night before their scheduled championship game of Quittage.

Gonzo said...
Nov 21, 2007, 12:18:00 AM  

Pete Sampras and Roger Federer move to Massachusetts and make it official.

Anonymous said...
Nov 21, 2007, 6:02:00 AM  

Here you go, the phonebook for Hokkaido Japan.

Anonymous said...
Nov 21, 2007, 9:19:00 AM  

Federer and Sampras congratulate one another on making the finals of "So You Want to be a Backup Singer for George Clinton"

Man, this writers' strike sucks.

Extra P. said...
Nov 21, 2007, 9:42:00 AM  

why's everyone making reference to japan? thought the picture was taken in korea...

Anonymous said...
Nov 21, 2007, 12:06:00 PM  

And for showing exceptional courage in the face of awful announcing, I award 10 points for Gryffindor!!!!

Anonymous said...
Nov 21, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

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