Create The Caption #115
Friday, November 16, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
I want you all to know that I went through each of the 100+ comments for this one, and I think this comment just about sums it up....
"AA -- is this the most popular caption contest EVER? 83 comments is pretty high. we're sickos for a 14 year old, family sex, and just a hint of sports."- Anon
Yes it is, and yes we are. Sorry West Virginia....that escalated quickly.
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Now to get as far away Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Yi hanging with Santa? (I was going to go with a Barry Bonds one, but that's too easy)
Daily Links:
Tom Verducci Nixed From YES After Torre Article (Watchdog)
HHR's "Suddenly Suzyn" Pieces Are A Must Read (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Phil Jackson Has Sparked A Revolution! (The Sports Hernia)
There Are Some Crazy Things Going On With Dallas Sports Radio (Uwe Blog)
No Matter What Steve Phillips Says, This Trade Ain't Happening (Simon On Sports)
Poon Time! (SEC Poon)
The NBA Needs Some Lesson In Sex (Naughty American)
Shut Up Mercury (Sports Biotch)
This Big Ben Game Is Awesome! (Doubt About It)
Hey Greg Anderson Is Out Of Jail, Great Timing! (Lion In Oil)
A Great Piece On My Favorite Hockey Player Growing Up, Dale Hunter (Food Court Lunch)
ESPN Release Their Next Group Of "Next" Athletes (ESPN The Mag)
Lastly.....
R.I.P. Joe Nuxhall (WLWT News)
23 Comments:
Santa says "Ho Ho HO!" to the 2 hookers in the right of the photo.
AA -- i'm deeply honored you chose my comment for the WVU pic.
i've won twice this week now (i had the f*ck friend comment on the Dirk pic)...and consider it great pride with the unbelievable comedy writers on this site. oh man are they good. i feel like i'm reading the Daily Show for Sports.
I may have to create a login name so i'm not anonymous anymore.
Anon 2:16, you win.
Even Santa was happily surprised by Yi's fifteen inch "present."
I remember Annual Gift Man being more menacing than this.
"Santa calls for the ball in the low post, confident he can abuse Yi like everyone else in the NBA"
And Santa...I want talent AND a release from the Milwaukee Bucks for Chirstmas...
They don't believe in Santa in China? That's hilarious!
"Santa Claus? My country believes you and your red get-up would be perfect to help continue the Cultural Revolution."
Jeezus Christ Emmitt Smith is everywhere!!!
Santa reacts to the commy-bastards marching through the door to to re-educate all Americans.
AH ITS THE COMMIES!!!
Yi: Santa, I want 30 minutes, 20 points and 10 rebounds a game for christmas.
Santa: And Mrs. Claus wants me to have a di(K this big, tough $hit Chinaman!
The Worst 'Last Supper' Re-enactment Ever
A guy I know(Bob Sturm) does the noon to three show on The Ticket in Big D. I haven't talked to him in years; otherwise, I'd contact him. Not that he would tell me anything, though...
Santa acts out his version of the X-mas jingle, "Di(k in a box"
Way to take the easy way out, AA. And you bitch about Greeny. You must have family in WV.
Oblivious to the 7 foot tall Chinese man, the kids are fed to Santa by the elves and John Lithgow.
Santa: "Oh my god! it's Godzilla! Run!"
Yi: "Oh for crying out loud, get your asians straight..."
I was trying to think of something funny to say but then I read the post by Kit. I can't top that so instead I am voting for Kit's Godzilla caption.
Bitches? You need bitches? I got bitches!
"Dear America: I have taken your Santa Claus hostage. This bomb will detonate in 24 hours unless I am traded from Milwaukee. That is all."
(aside: is it possible to make this the plot for the next season of 24?)