Create The Caption #122

Thursday, November 29, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"I think my nipples are uneven, what do you think?"- Anon

"Don, you gotta get me in the cast of Ocean's 14 man. If I can deal w/ Kobe, then I can deal with Clooney."- SP

"Don, don't tell anyone, but I thought you were hot as hell in that cowboy outfit in Boogie Nights! (rubs nipples)"- Anon

"Hey Derek, you see those new Olympic Mascots?
Yeah Don, that's some next level shit. Which one are you most like?
Quatchi
Me too!."- Jon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Denver Nuggets head coach George Karl, Nuggets players Linas Kleiza and Eduardo Najera at Los Angeles Lakers' Coby Karl's apartment for T-Giving Dinner?

Daily Links:

Kimmel And Theismann Make Peace On L.A. Radio (Sports by Brooks)
Hannah Storm Is Leaving The Today Show, More Sports In Her Future? (Hollywood Reporter)
A Great Analysis Of Shulman And Vitale's Habits While Calling CBB (Basketball Prospectus)
Duke Insults African American Coaches Everywhere (Satire Alert) (NOIS)
A Pretty Significant Baseball Trade Between The Rays And Twins (Crashburn Alley)
There's A Slight Chance Miles Could Face Carr This Bowl Season (Simon on Sports)
Rex Versus Eli (The Sports Hernia)
Self Help Book Recommendations For Athletes (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
O'Reilly Auto Parts Ads Are Everywhere (Storming The Flor)
Grant Hill Signs Endorsement Deal With Sam's Choice Cola (Satire Alert) (The Onion Sports)
An Interview With SI's Pete McEntegart (Sports Media Journal)
Are The Bulls And Cubs That Much Different? (Chicago Bull)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:11 PM

31 Comments:

Hey coach, get in here, your son's got a copy of Kobe's sex tape from Eagle County

the great bambi said...
Nov 29, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

Oh man, you boys were right, that Rachel Ray can cook a mean turkey...now who's going to get the carry out?

the great bambi said...
Nov 29, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

Could you pick a more boring picture?

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

Karl: No shit, you can really switch the angles on porn? I gotta get me a better DVD player.

Nov 29, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  
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Nov 29, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

Coach Karl: Hey, do you guys think I look like John Lithgow?

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Wow, this fish-eye lens security camera really does work!

Rafa said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

Damn, son... this living room is kind of tiny, I can't even sit down.

Blame yourself for that you cheap bastard. You think Andy Reid's kids live like this?

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

So, where's Adriana Lima? I mean, that's the only reason I'd have you guys over....

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

Wow, so many things to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Tom said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:15:00 PM  

Question: What do 4 losers do for thanksgiving?

Answer: this picture.

Tom said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

I wonder if they're gonna play Rock Band after dinner?

George - Vocals
Koby - Bass
Edjuardo - Lead
Linas - Drums

Tom said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

wait, Coby Karl is in the NBA? I guess if those other three jackasses are, why not!

Tom said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

I never knew the home life of a NBA player was so wild!

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

If they don't play rock Band, they'll probably curl up and watch Bridges of Madison County...

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  

oooh... is that a boob i see? i can't tell, the picture is fuzzy! What do you mean you can't afford the playboy channel?

Tom said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

they frantically turn to ESPN for all their late breaking Yankees coverage.

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:25:00 PM  

Screw the turkey, we have enough sausage in this room.

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:26:00 PM  

Coby: Guys, what do you say we watch some football?

Edjuardo: Futbol? si!

Karl: Ed, I think he means American Football!

Edjuardo: oh, whatever, where's all the bitches?

Linas: I called them, they'll be here shortly, then it is time to make it rain, bitches!

Coby: umm... Linas, aren't you gay? I mean your name is Linas!

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Coach Karl: I can remember a time when your mom still bent like that.

makeitstick said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

Blinded by the white

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

George Karl: OOHH!! The Episode of Jake and the Fat Man where I play the Fat Man's diabetic twin!

Linas Kleiza: You're fat!

Eduardo Najera: LOLZ!

Coby Karl: Old people suck!

Don said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:40:00 PM  

XBox, eh? Which button do you press to bench J.R. Smith?

Sarge said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

Even in NBA LIve, Karl gets outcoached.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Nov 29, 2007, 2:50:00 PM  

Wow what do you call this game where the ball is bounced and you have to make it into the round thing?

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

George: Coby, would you happen to have that "Guitar Hero" game that all the kids are talking about? I would really love to [finger quotes] rock out [/finger quotes] with you cool cats.

[Linas and Eduardo look at each other shaking their heads in disgust]

Coby: Which one of you guys brought your dad?

Jon said...
Nov 29, 2007, 3:14:00 PM  

Coach Karl: You got ALL this furniture AND a TV at a Rent-To-Own ? Sweet!

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

Coach Karl: "Yeah, if we had Yao Ming here, it would be just like the Thanksgiving episode of Bonanza!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 29, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

Ladies and Gentlemen, the FUTURE OF THE NBDL!!!

GMoney said...
Nov 29, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

2 girls, 1 cup? Well this isn't so bad, I guess it's just -- OH SWEET JESUS, NO! Why in the world would anyone...

Tenacious said...
Nov 29, 2007, 7:33:00 PM  

George Karl: So let me get this straight son. Phil makes you guys watch Brokeback Mountain every night?

Nov 30, 2007, 4:12:00 AM  

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