Wow, Lou Holtz Has A Pep Talk For Notre Dame
Friday, November 16, 2007
I don't mean to pile on Notre Dame today, but an Anon commenter mentioned that Lou Holtz pep talked the Fighting Irish yesterday and you can't go without seeing this one. Not as good as the newspaper trick one, but very solid...
God damn he is good. I wish he sat outside of my office and when I began to doze off he'd just jump in and hit me with an acronym or something.
"Do you know what Awful stands for?!?! It stands for Always Working Feverishly Until Lunch! Let's go."
Whooo! I'm ready to conquer the world bitches!!!
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God do I love Lou Holtz.
I'm pretty sure that Lou still thinks that he's coaching Notre Dame.
These pep talks are slowly making me have a man crush on Holtz. I don't even know what he says; I think he can hypnotize people.
Threadjackinga bit, but ND related. Apparently I missed it yesterday when Golic finally discussed his steroid use in a bit more detail.
Huzzah.
Our long national nightmare is finally over, and I can now return to complaining about the depiction of old people as vibrant, fun-loving, sex-maniacs.
Coach: Kid, why are you limping?
Player: Coach! Some sumbitch hit me when I walked off the bus!
Coach: Damn that Lou Holtz. Damn HIIIIIMMMMMM!!!!!!
Was it really necessary for him to impart the Pep Talk Jinx on ND?
Not that I don't appreciate it, of course.
"You know why men? Because I'm LOU HOLTZ!!! Lou Holtz, that stands for:
Loving
Others
Using
Hugs
Often
Leads
To the
Zenith
Men....let's go."
Even college football is unwatchable on the wwl now. Thanks disney.
Holtz looks like a tired old man waiting for a bus at the freeze frame of this clip.
Also, I can barely pay attention to what he's saying, I'm waiting for that hat to just fall off.
I'm a good Catholic and everything...but.
FUCK Notre Dame.