Create The Caption #114

Thursday, November 15, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"i can haz crotchburger?"- Fred Morlan

"They're real! And They're Spectacular!"- Look What I can do

"I didn't know Reggie Evans was a Packer fan!"- Tom

"For the love of Rod."- Mookie

Which leads perfectly into our second set of winners.......


"Everyone knew he choked...now they know what on"- The Great Bambi

"For The Love of Rod: The true story of the heartbreaking romance between Alex and Derek"- Look What I can do

"Screw baseball. I want to know more about 0-9 Miami's QB situation!"- Tom

"Somewhere, Chien-Ming Wang sheds a jealous tear because he is no longer the only Yankee generating suggestive headlines on ESPN.com"- Marty

Excellent job with both photos people!
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of some West Virginia Fans showing their love for Pat White? (Via Campus Clicks)


Daily Links:


This Blog Story Is Out Of Control. (Ty Sports)
People's Sexiest Fan Is A Dude? Come on. (HHR)
The 10 Greatest Moments In Halftime Show History, #1 Is Amazing! (All Balls)
NCAA Headquarters Almost Burned Down (Meaningful Collateral)
What Exactly Is This Lis Francs Surgery Freeney Is Getting? (Cobra Brigade)
Johnny Flynn Is College Basketball's Tim Tebow (Storming The Floor)
Armchair GM Needs Your Help In Filling Out Their Erin Andrews Wiki Page (Armchair GM)
NFL Haikus For Week Eleven (Tickets of America)
Announcer Reviews On Those Who've Covered Seahawks Games This Year (SS Reporters)

Lastly.....Speaking of West Virginia....cry me a river...

Mountaineer Fans Don't Like Cold Weather (Fanhouse)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:22 PM

104 Comments:

On the back of the sign: "Mostly because I'm so ugly he won't sleep with me."

Hyatt said...
Nov 15, 2007, 12:46:00 PM  

Making a sign using the CBS initials that says "Can't Beat (insert team or player here)"? Gee, why didn't millions of other sports fans think of that?

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 12:48:00 PM  

Pat White's cousins, attending the game.

MDT said...
Nov 15, 2007, 12:54:00 PM  

"Hey baby. I think we got our signs mixed up."

Brian Ekberg said...
Nov 15, 2007, 12:54:00 PM  

...but I'll have to get out of 4th period American History to do it.

Fish said...
Nov 15, 2007, 12:59:00 PM  

re: the weather article.

There's a wine a cheese crowd in Morgantown? Yea sure if Boones Farm and Cheese Whiz count.

Steve said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:00:00 PM  

Back of sign: The child support payments should provide for our brand new trailer.

Cam Jones said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:11:00 PM  

West Virginia -- where being pregnant by the age of 12 is a way of life.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:12:00 PM  

Just another Saturday at the big game for West Virginia siblings.

CraigNY said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:24:00 PM  

Musberger Means Domination in Somebody's Language

Jarrett Carter said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

....even though all 3 of us are related.

D.Rob said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

Seriously, when did West Virginia play on CBS?

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  

what's sad is she's the most attractive girl there.

Tom said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

But can they spell Virginia? That's the question.

Tom said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

...he always wanted a little brother.

todd said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

Man: Look sweetie! I finally can spell Slaton correctly!

Woman: Only took you 100 times....

Steve said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

Boy... someone's gonna want to lynch Pat White now!

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

The Pat White sign actually went longer....

My Boyfriend Wants me to have Pat White's baby because he's too cheap to pay for another abortion.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

CBS - Can't beat Slaton, but I can beat my girlfriend.

Tom said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:55:00 PM  

Hey baby... my name's Pat White.

Travis Henry said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:55:00 PM  

Why Pat White? Because Travis Henry doesn't go to West Virginia!

Tom said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:56:00 PM  

Cuz, see my boyfriend is 35 and I'm just 14!

I'm not loose at all baby!

hollywood wags said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

I thought the sign was supposed to say "Pat's White Baby."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

I had Jeff Hostetler's baby already, look at him, innit he cute! He's so big and strawwwwng!

hollywood wags said...
Nov 15, 2007, 2:02:00 PM  

After a brief mix-up, this brother-sister tandem got their signs in the correct hands. *Cue banjo music*

Pete said...
Nov 15, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

"...Unfortunately he likes girls with more than three teeth."

Chase said...
Nov 15, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

West Virginia, where they test market Dynasty Cologne.

--For those of you who remember when Dennis Miller was funny.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

"Seriously, when did West Virginia play on CBS?"

That's from the Gator Bowl last year, you can see the girl to the right of the sign in a GTech jersey.

As for the sign, there is nothing I can really add that hasn't already been said. This picture was really a fat pitch.

Jared said...
Nov 15, 2007, 3:08:00 PM  

Back of sign reads: "He's not only by boyfriend, he's also my brother!"

Look What I Can Do said...
Nov 15, 2007, 3:30:00 PM  

"Don't look behind us, but Mom is topless with a pearl necklace again."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

"Daddy usually knocks me up on the porch, but we burned the couch after the Louisville game. Is the El Camino okay?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

"Stop by Wednesday evenin' that's Daddy's Klan night."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:00:00 PM  

West Virginia: we don't hate all the black people.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

Gold digging at its most misguided. SLATON'S the one with the NFL career ahead of him.

JJ said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

What is this thing they have called running water here?

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:12:00 PM  

Daggone it maw, would ya quit spittin' 'baccer juice on my boots?

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:13:00 PM  

Boyfriend: "What's that you say? Pat White is a colored? ...Honey, put down the sign."

Yak said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:16:00 PM  

"So what if granddaddy's my daddy? That's double the lovin' you idiot"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:18:00 PM  

"Oh, yeah?! Well YOUR mommy has a job!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:24:00 PM  

I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

Jon said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:29:00 PM  

only in west virginia

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:30:00 PM  

"Don't fill up on snacks, brother, mommy's cooking that dog she caught you in bed with last night. That's what the little bitch gets for messing with our man!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:32:00 PM  

"What do me and that thar Unerbomber have in common? We both been fangered by our brother! That's one of my favorites."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:39:00 PM  

"Dontchou worry Loretta, they ain't gonna catch us for robbing that drugstore, 'cuz everbody has the same DNA in this county."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:46:00 PM  

"My other shirt is a tube top."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:52:00 PM  

Delmar and his sister can finally go public now, she's reached the age of consent in West Virginia: 12.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:54:00 PM  

"Daddy says I'm a real good kisser."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:58:00 PM  

"You're a VIRGIN?!!! Ferget then girly, if you ain't good enough for yer own family, you shore as pig snot ain't good 'nuff for me!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 4:59:00 PM  

back of her sign says "because he wants to kiss it."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 5:00:00 PM  

"You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time somethin' good happened to me, somethin' bad was always waitin' around the corner. Karma. That's when I realized I had to change. So I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one, I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 5:04:00 PM  

West Fucking Virginia indeed.

Matt said...
Nov 15, 2007, 5:06:00 PM  

Add the baby to the rest of Cletus and Brandine's kids...

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

our mom is going to be so proud of us when she sees us on the television

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 5:14:00 PM  

Awww...isn't this awesome. A bunch of people who've never been to West Virginia and have no idea what the hell they're talking about think they've got jokes.

DIAF.

JX said...
Nov 15, 2007, 5:32:00 PM  

How will they be able to tell which one is the father?

Feely said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:11:00 PM  

Poster Board - $3

Pack of Markers - $4

Making the "inbred", "hillbilly", and "sex with a minor" jokes as easy as the girl in the picture for us bloggers - Priceless!

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:15:00 PM  

Your sister's hot jx, will you share? I'll trade you some mountain oysters.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:25:00 PM  

"Me 'n Bobby Lee loves our 'Eers so much, we hocked our single-wide to buy bus and game tickets to come down here to the Gator Bowl. We was gonna upgrade to a double-wide once I get on the draw too, anyway."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:29:00 PM  

My Brother wants me to have Pat White's Baby--Fixed.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:29:00 PM  

"Why no, Nadine, I ain't wasting none of my disability check on no jorts. You look just as purdy in your cut-offs."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:30:00 PM  

"Honey, remind me to patch that mudhole in kitchen floor when we get back to the holler."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:32:00 PM  

"Y'all Yellerjackets shut your goat pot pieholes, it ain't like we're havin' relations or nothin', she just helps me out with her gums a little when I need to clean out the ol' pipes, like any good sis."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:33:00 PM  

This is why we need couples counseling. You never listen to me. I want you to have Steve Slaton's baby!!!

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:34:00 PM  

"Jacksonville sure is nice. I've never seen such pretty trailer parks. And the hostel? It has a daggone indoor bathroom and, wait for it........Shower!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:37:00 PM  

"If Id'a known they was gonna take my flask of peach shine, Id'a cranked up that old satellite Daddy bought when I was a kid and watched it on the 13" at the trailer."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:53:00 PM  

"I seen pictures before of a HUGE pond here in Jacksonville. And git this: It ain't made of cement. IT'S MADE OF SAND!!! HOW IN TARNATION DOES SAND HOLD IN THE WATER!?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 6:56:00 PM  

"Just think, if we graduate to Junior High this year we MIGHT learn how to spell on these signs all by our lonesome next year."

"Quit dreamin' woman."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:02:00 PM  

And the baby's name will be Pat Half-White.

Jordan said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:15:00 PM  

"Honey, you'll never believe who I saw in that fancy bathroom: Jerry "THE KING" Lawler. I waited until he shook it and zipped up, then I ran up grabbed his hand for a shake. I swear, I'll never wash this hand again."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:16:00 PM  

Apparently her boyfriend also wants Pat White to be hit with a statutory rape charge...

Trot Nixon's Hat said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:22:00 PM  

"Jimmy Bo, that boy is staring at my ass."

"Chill out, woman, he's just admiring your Skynard tattoo. That was some of my best work."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:24:00 PM  

"How many times do I have to tell you? He's not black, he's melungeon. Do you want our kid to be an athlete, or not?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:29:00 PM  

"Can you believe they want $8 for a beer in this place? Fine time for granny's still to go down."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:47:00 PM  

And the West Virginia fans cheer in unison, "YOU 'UNS SUCK! YOU 'UNS SUCK! YOU 'UNS SUCK!" And then pat Bubba on his skoal can for his clever idea.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:53:00 PM  

O.I.W.V. Only in West Virginia

EVD81 said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:55:00 PM  

"Dern it, I wish they'd quit callin' timeout, Daddy needs the tractor back by five."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 7:56:00 PM  

"Darlin', if we win this game, I swear to coal I'm buyin' you a snowcone. Any flavor you want."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:00:00 PM  

Not shown on the girl's sign:

And my boyfriend would love to watch.

Mookie said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:08:00 PM  

"You have to keep the tangerines in your bra, or people will realize you're only 12. I swear, I'll get you something to eat later if you're 'good'."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:12:00 PM  

"It don't matter that you're a Hatfield and I'm a McCoy today. Even if we get on the televison, nobody we know has one."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:17:00 PM  

"We's only holdin' up these signs so's our uncle can take a crap what where the Tech tuba player's sittin'."

Rick James Bible Owner said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:36:00 PM  

"No, baby, that's not a hickey, I got bit by one of the snakes at church on Sunday."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:40:00 PM  

AA -- is this the most popular caption contest EVER?
83 comments is pretty high.
we're sickos for a 14 year old, family sex, and just a hint of sports.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:58:00 PM  

"I never seen this many people with their eyes so close together in my whole life."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 8:58:00 PM  

My boyfriend wants me to have Pat White's baby because 1st cousins usually end up with babies with problems.

Ryan said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:11:00 PM  

"Why the hail caint I beat Slayton? I ain't never vowed to keep it in the family! You and daddy need to get over your jealosy issues. Besides, yer married to my sister, so you ain't got no room to talk."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:12:00 PM  

"Oh, shit. There's a black person like six rows back from us. Call Senator Byrd."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:18:00 PM  

"Is Coach Rodriguez happy to see me, or is that a gameplan in his pocket? I am bra-less, so I'm guessing the former."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:25:00 PM  

"This is a very intricate defense the Mountaineers are playing today, I'm surprised to see them going to the cover 2."

"Where did you learn that smart talk, Deata? If I find out you're working on your G.E.D. I'm chaining you out in the barn again."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:31:00 PM  

"Look at that guy talking into that little black fake phone. What a psycho, like there's any phones that don't have cords running to them, and any phones that have buttons for numbers. By the way, we need a new cord, our cute little pot-bellied pig chewed through ours."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:38:00 PM  

"Boy, that Slaton shore has a priddy mouf."

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 9:54:00 PM  

I'm starting a foundation to provide false teeth to the 90% of West Virginians who need them. When I get it incorporated as a charity, I'll provide donation information. Seriously, let's help those hicks.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 10:03:00 PM  

"Thank God they cropped the picture here, I hate it when people see that my third and fourth nipples perpetually have their "bright lights" on! Daddy loves it, though, and that makes me happy.

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  

Is that Jimmy Johnson underneath the girl's left hand?


AA -- this will be a TOUGH call on your part to pick the BEST!

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 10:37:00 PM  

Pat White covers his faceafter seeing his sister hold up a suggestive sign in the stands.

Christian said...
Nov 15, 2007, 11:32:00 PM  

That's the least he could do for knockin' up Pat's mom

Anonymous said...
Nov 15, 2007, 11:56:00 PM  

"Can't Beat Slaton" + "My Boyfriend Wants Me To Have Pat White's Baby" = Hooked On Phonics Worked For Us!!!

The Mez said...
Nov 16, 2007, 2:38:00 AM  
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Chase said...
Nov 16, 2007, 3:36:00 AM  

Maybe it's just the Die-hard Maryland fan in me... but this is one of my favorite posts/comment strings ever.

Chase said...
Nov 16, 2007, 3:37:00 AM  

"That sign is stupid, girl. What are you like ten?"

"Ten and a half."

"Oh, yeah."

Anonymous said...
Nov 16, 2007, 9:01:00 AM  

It's the only way we'll ever get on Springer!!!

nsrrder said...
Nov 16, 2007, 9:21:00 AM  

"I did not cheat on you Betty Sue. Sheep don't count, damnit! Ain't your daddy learned you nothin'?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 16, 2007, 10:27:00 AM  

Nice to see Pat White's sister and brother were able to drive the trailer to the game.

Anonymous said...
Nov 16, 2007, 12:23:00 PM  

"Hey maw, get off the dang roof!"

David said...
Nov 17, 2007, 12:04:00 AM  

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