On the back of the sign: "Mostly because I'm so ugly he won't sleep with me."

Making a sign using the CBS initials that says "Can't Beat (insert team or player here)"? Gee, why didn't millions of other sports fans think of that?

Pat White's cousins, attending the game.

"Hey baby. I think we got our signs mixed up."

...but I'll have to get out of 4th period American History to do it.

re: the weather article.

There's a wine a cheese crowd in Morgantown? Yea sure if Boones Farm and Cheese Whiz count.

Back of sign: The child support payments should provide for our brand new trailer.

West Virginia -- where being pregnant by the age of 12 is a way of life.

Just another Saturday at the big game for West Virginia siblings.

Musberger Means Domination in Somebody's Language

....even though all 3 of us are related.

Seriously, when did West Virginia play on CBS?

what's sad is she's the most attractive girl there.

But can they spell Virginia? That's the question.

...he always wanted a little brother.

Man: Look sweetie! I finally can spell Slaton correctly!

Woman: Only took you 100 times....

Boy... someone's gonna want to lynch Pat White now!

The Pat White sign actually went longer....

My Boyfriend Wants me to have Pat White's baby because he's too cheap to pay for another abortion.

CBS - Can't beat Slaton, but I can beat my girlfriend.

Hey baby... my name's Pat White.

Why Pat White? Because Travis Henry doesn't go to West Virginia!

Cuz, see my boyfriend is 35 and I'm just 14!

I'm not loose at all baby!

I thought the sign was supposed to say "Pat's White Baby."

I had Jeff Hostetler's baby already, look at him, innit he cute! He's so big and strawwwwng!

After a brief mix-up, this brother-sister tandem got their signs in the correct hands. *Cue banjo music*

"...Unfortunately he likes girls with more than three teeth."

West Virginia, where they test market Dynasty Cologne.

--For those of you who remember when Dennis Miller was funny.

"Seriously, when did West Virginia play on CBS?"

That's from the Gator Bowl last year, you can see the girl to the right of the sign in a GTech jersey.

As for the sign, there is nothing I can really add that hasn't already been said. This picture was really a fat pitch.

Back of sign reads: "He's not only by boyfriend, he's also my brother!"

"Don't look behind us, but Mom is topless with a pearl necklace again."

"Daddy usually knocks me up on the porch, but we burned the couch after the Louisville game. Is the El Camino okay?"

"Stop by Wednesday evenin' that's Daddy's Klan night."

West Virginia: we don't hate all the black people.

Gold digging at its most misguided. SLATON'S the one with the NFL career ahead of him.

What is this thing they have called running water here?

Daggone it maw, would ya quit spittin' 'baccer juice on my boots?

Boyfriend: "What's that you say? Pat White is a colored? ...Honey, put down the sign."

"So what if granddaddy's my daddy? That's double the lovin' you idiot"

"Oh, yeah?! Well YOUR mommy has a job!"

I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

only in west virginia

"Don't fill up on snacks, brother, mommy's cooking that dog she caught you in bed with last night. That's what the little bitch gets for messing with our man!"

"What do me and that thar Unerbomber have in common? We both been fangered by our brother! That's one of my favorites."

"Dontchou worry Loretta, they ain't gonna catch us for robbing that drugstore, 'cuz everbody has the same DNA in this county."

"My other shirt is a tube top."

Delmar and his sister can finally go public now, she's reached the age of consent in West Virginia: 12.

"Daddy says I'm a real good kisser."

"You're a VIRGIN?!!! Ferget then girly, if you ain't good enough for yer own family, you shore as pig snot ain't good 'nuff for me!"

back of her sign says "because he wants to kiss it."

"You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time somethin' good happened to me, somethin' bad was always waitin' around the corner. Karma. That's when I realized I had to change. So I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one, I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl."

West Fucking Virginia indeed.

Add the baby to the rest of Cletus and Brandine's kids...

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil

our mom is going to be so proud of us when she sees us on the television

Awww...isn't this awesome. A bunch of people who've never been to West Virginia and have no idea what the hell they're talking about think they've got jokes.

DIAF.

How will they be able to tell which one is the father?

Poster Board - $3

Pack of Markers - $4

Making the "inbred", "hillbilly", and "sex with a minor" jokes as easy as the girl in the picture for us bloggers - Priceless!

Your sister's hot jx, will you share? I'll trade you some mountain oysters.

"Me 'n Bobby Lee loves our 'Eers so much, we hocked our single-wide to buy bus and game tickets to come down here to the Gator Bowl. We was gonna upgrade to a double-wide once I get on the draw too, anyway."

My Brother wants me to have Pat White's Baby--Fixed.

"Why no, Nadine, I ain't wasting none of my disability check on no jorts. You look just as purdy in your cut-offs."

"Honey, remind me to patch that mudhole in kitchen floor when we get back to the holler."

"Y'all Yellerjackets shut your goat pot pieholes, it ain't like we're havin' relations or nothin', she just helps me out with her gums a little when I need to clean out the ol' pipes, like any good sis."

This is why we need couples counseling. You never listen to me. I want you to have Steve Slaton's baby!!!

"Jacksonville sure is nice. I've never seen such pretty trailer parks. And the hostel? It has a daggone indoor bathroom and, wait for it........Shower!"

"If Id'a known they was gonna take my flask of peach shine, Id'a cranked up that old satellite Daddy bought when I was a kid and watched it on the 13" at the trailer."

"I seen pictures before of a HUGE pond here in Jacksonville. And git this: It ain't made of cement. IT'S MADE OF SAND!!! HOW IN TARNATION DOES SAND HOLD IN THE WATER!?"

"Just think, if we graduate to Junior High this year we MIGHT learn how to spell on these signs all by our lonesome next year."

"Quit dreamin' woman."

And the baby's name will be Pat Half-White.

"Honey, you'll never believe who I saw in that fancy bathroom: Jerry "THE KING" Lawler. I waited until he shook it and zipped up, then I ran up grabbed his hand for a shake. I swear, I'll never wash this hand again."

Apparently her boyfriend also wants Pat White to be hit with a statutory rape charge...

"Jimmy Bo, that boy is staring at my ass."

"Chill out, woman, he's just admiring your Skynard tattoo. That was some of my best work."

"How many times do I have to tell you? He's not black, he's melungeon. Do you want our kid to be an athlete, or not?"

"Can you believe they want $8 for a beer in this place? Fine time for granny's still to go down."

And the West Virginia fans cheer in unison, "YOU 'UNS SUCK! YOU 'UNS SUCK! YOU 'UNS SUCK!" And then pat Bubba on his skoal can for his clever idea.

O.I.W.V. Only in West Virginia

"Dern it, I wish they'd quit callin' timeout, Daddy needs the tractor back by five."

"Darlin', if we win this game, I swear to coal I'm buyin' you a snowcone. Any flavor you want."

Not shown on the girl's sign:

And my boyfriend would love to watch.

"You have to keep the tangerines in your bra, or people will realize you're only 12. I swear, I'll get you something to eat later if you're 'good'."

"It don't matter that you're a Hatfield and I'm a McCoy today. Even if we get on the televison, nobody we know has one."

"We's only holdin' up these signs so's our uncle can take a crap what where the Tech tuba player's sittin'."

"No, baby, that's not a hickey, I got bit by one of the snakes at church on Sunday."

AA -- is this the most popular caption contest EVER?
83 comments is pretty high.
we're sickos for a 14 year old, family sex, and just a hint of sports.

"I never seen this many people with their eyes so close together in my whole life."

My boyfriend wants me to have Pat White's baby because 1st cousins usually end up with babies with problems.

"Why the hail caint I beat Slayton? I ain't never vowed to keep it in the family! You and daddy need to get over your jealosy issues. Besides, yer married to my sister, so you ain't got no room to talk."

"Oh, shit. There's a black person like six rows back from us. Call Senator Byrd."

"Is Coach Rodriguez happy to see me, or is that a gameplan in his pocket? I am bra-less, so I'm guessing the former."

"This is a very intricate defense the Mountaineers are playing today, I'm surprised to see them going to the cover 2."

"Where did you learn that smart talk, Deata? If I find out you're working on your G.E.D. I'm chaining you out in the barn again."

"Look at that guy talking into that little black fake phone. What a psycho, like there's any phones that don't have cords running to them, and any phones that have buttons for numbers. By the way, we need a new cord, our cute little pot-bellied pig chewed through ours."

"Boy, that Slaton shore has a priddy mouf."

I'm starting a foundation to provide false teeth to the 90% of West Virginians who need them. When I get it incorporated as a charity, I'll provide donation information. Seriously, let's help those hicks.

"Thank God they cropped the picture here, I hate it when people see that my third and fourth nipples perpetually have their "bright lights" on! Daddy loves it, though, and that makes me happy.

Is that Jimmy Johnson underneath the girl's left hand?


AA -- this will be a TOUGH call on your part to pick the BEST!

Pat White covers his faceafter seeing his sister hold up a suggestive sign in the stands.

That's the least he could do for knockin' up Pat's mom

"Can't Beat Slaton" + "My Boyfriend Wants Me To Have Pat White's Baby" = Hooked On Phonics Worked For Us!!!

Maybe it's just the Die-hard Maryland fan in me... but this is one of my favorite posts/comment strings ever.

"That sign is stupid, girl. What are you like ten?"

"Ten and a half."

"Oh, yeah."

It's the only way we'll ever get on Springer!!!

"I did not cheat on you Betty Sue. Sheep don't count, damnit! Ain't your daddy learned you nothin'?"

Nice to see Pat White's sister and brother were able to drive the trailer to the game.

"Hey maw, get off the dang roof!"