Create The Caption #112
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Vince, Vince, Vince, look away all you want, but Jennifer Aniston is not just your f**k friend."- Anon
Vaughn: "Hey Dirk, I just want to thank you guys for letting me borrow J.J. Barea to be one of the elves in my new movie."
Dirk: "You have a new movie?"
- Yak
"Come playoff time, you're so not money baby...."- Billy
"Why is Vince Vaughn with Barry Pepper? Is there going to be a "3" sequel where Vince plays Tony Stewart?"- Anon
"Oh so you lost in the NBA finals but you're still the biggest star in Germany since Hasselhoff, why don't you try having to follow up Brad Pitt's performance in bed and flee hundreds of paparazzi photographers while avoiding questions about your dating life constantly and have some real problems, jackass! Speakin of which, how were the finals? you ever motorboat any of the cheerleaders? you motorboat em? pfffbbbttt, you motorboatin sonuvabitch you did, where are they? you have any around now?"- The Great Bambi
+100 For Bambi
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Dilfer and Hasselbeck chuckling after last night's Seattle win? 
Daily Links:
Mort Is At It Again, Reports Travis Henry Failed A Lie Detector Test (Rocky Mountain News)
Check Out Oregon State's QB Laying Out A Defender (You Tube)
Everyone Is Going Green! (The Sports Hernia)
Nice Tennis Sculptures, But Can They Throw Matches? (Strike Zones and End Zones)
9ers Fans Are Not Happy (Niners Nation)
Cy Young Winners Love To Hunt (Small White Ball)
Charlie Weis Still Evil (NOIS)
Hawaii Fans Are Nice, Just Getting They're Mean As Hell (More Credible)
Legalized Brothels For The 2010 Winter Games? (Lion In Oil)
Using The NFL's Suspended Henrys To Create A Sitcom! (Food Court Lunch)
Lastly.....
Troy Aikman's Car Dealership Is Going Out Of Business, No Word On If Lavar Arrington Is Involved (Dallas News)
32 Comments:
No, seriously, I won a super bowl. It was on TV and everything.
as an aside, who is Mort and where in that article does anyone claim Henry failed a lie detector test?
Come back here big guy, I wanna rub that sexy bald head of yours!
Dilfer: "Whoa, i've been in SF too long, even Matt Hasselbeck looks sexy..."
Chris Mortenson Matt...sorry about that. The article linked is Shanahan's response to this article....
Sources: Broncos' Henry wants to hand over hair sample, take lie detector test
Hey Matt! Let's go frolic in the rain together!
Matt! Matt! You need a backup? I gotta get hell out of here before I have to play again!
Why is Trent Dilfer giving Matt Hasselbeck a mammogram? Is it still Breast Awareness Month? I hope so!
Whoa, hold up. You're telling me there's a REASON Elizabeth's kid has your eyes?
That Sy Sperling is full of shit, man
Connecting to the other discussion:
"Hey, Matt. Chris Mortensen just said you were out for the year."
"I'm BEGGING you for Chrissake Matt, please take me with you...PLEASE..you don't know what its like here"
Man, Matt, it rained all night tonight, and one not drop of it tasted like chocolate. That Tay Zonday is full of sh*t.
Seriously, quit touching me, Ian Zeiring.
Yeah Matt, you may have won tonight, but I've still got a Super Bowl ring....bitch!
No, seriously. You really think Hillary's economic policy would be strong enough to handle a severe downturn of the economy without destroying the upper middle class?
Matt: Trent, would you please stop poking me with your Super Bowl ring?
Trent: That's not my Super Bowl ring....
"no seriously matt, i wanna come back to seattle, please, i'll do anything and i mean anything, you learn a lot when you live in san francisco"
Hey Matt, I want to go Green too, if you know what I mean...
Thanks buddy.
Oh, and my caption:
"Oooh, that's a solid frame you got there Matt. Is that a chest plate? Or have you been doing some cock push-ups?"
Matt: Did you see the 9ers offense? It was funny.
Trent: My, you are soooooo fit.
Hasselbeck's nightmare tonight after seeing this photo: Saturday Night Live movie spin-offs reach a new low... introducing Matt Hasselbeck and Trent Dilfer as, "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"! TV Funhouse!
Hey. Hey! Stay away from my kidneys, you ancient bastard! Those are mine!
Dilfer: Hahahaha! Dude, you've got some firm pecs, man! Like a fuckin' bodybuilder bro! How the hell do you do that?
Hasselbeck: (Nervous laughter) Those are my pads. What the hell's wrong with you?
Dilfer: Oh, dude I am FUCKED UP. Yeah, man Frank's got THE best shit. Says he got it from Larry Coker.
Dilfer-"C'mon Matt, touch my 'SF', it's as padded as your #8".
Hey Trent, we are in the middle of the field. So quit trying to check my prostate with the finger that has the Super Bowl Ring
Hey Matt, tell me where all the good poon is in Seattle
Matt: "Fun's fun, but I've gotta plane to catch. I don't care what Boy George has taught you in the last month."
Matt, I'm being serious it's a lump bro! Matt, stop laughing about this, it's serious....DAMNIT Matt, we lost Rod Rowdy to Breast Cancer, don't you dare think I'm gonna lose you too!
Hasselbeck: "Hey Trent, thanks for the congratulations but you don't have to get all Jeff Garcia with me."