Create The Caption #111
Monday, November 12, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"Check out my vertical when I use a chair! It's at least 16 or 17 inches!"- Sarge
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"- Anon (Monty Python wins every time)
"Do you guys mind if I just play with you from now on? Joakim Noah is really pissing me off."- SP
"Try as he might, Kirk could not escape the invisble box he was in..."- Tom (Made me laugh for some reason)
"It wasn't me, it was the chair, I swear!"- A Walk In the Park
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Dirk and Vince laughing it up? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)
Daily Links:
AA Was Quoted In An Article About Ron Jaworski, Excellent! (Seattle PI)
AA Also Has 2 Posts In The Top 20 Of The Best Blog Items Of 2007 (Juiced Sports Blog)
What's On Matt Millen's IPod? (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Larry Johnson Ruined My Fantasy Team, But At Least He's In Jay-Z's New Video (Arrowhead Addict)
Tito Ducks A Flying Leprechaun At The Celts Game (Red Sox Monster)
5 College Basketball Freshman To Watch For (I'm Writing Sports)
A Bunch Of Bloggers Make Final Four Picks (Storming The Floor)
Gary Bettman Has His Own Radio Show Now (Going Five Hole)
A Great Look Into The Winners And Losers In ACC Play (Digital Headbutt)
18 Comments:
No Dirk, I do not want to hear about how you almost won the 2006 NBA Championship for the 100th time.
Vaughn: "Hey Dirk, I just want to thank you guys for letting me borrow J.J. Barea to be one of the elves in my new movie."
Dirk: "You have a new movie?"
Dirk shows Vince Vaughn what happened in the 2007 NBA Playoffs.
If this fucking guy asks me one more time if Jennifer will do a scheizer video, I'm gonna punch him.
"Oh so you lost in the NBA finals but you're still the biggest star in Germany since Hasselhoff, why don't you try having to follow up Brad Pitt's performance in bed and flee hundreds of paparazzi photographers while avoiding questions about your dating life constantly and have some real problems, jackass! Speakin of which, how were the finals? you ever motorboat any of the cheerleaders? you motorboat em? pfffbbbttt, you motorboatin sonuvabitch you did, where are they? you have any around now?"
"hold still, Vince, I think there's a bug in your eye."
And technically speaking, the ACC link is to Tar Heel Mania.
Vince: Come playoff time, you're so not money baby....
The awkward sexual tension between Dirk and Vince is thick right now...
Dirk says: "I would rather choke in the playoffs again rather than sit through Fred Clause again"
Dirk: Don't look at the pinky, don't look at the pinky, don't look at the pinky...
Vince, as the world's most respected expert on choking, this is the proper technique.
NASCAR! HELL YEAH!
vince: who the fuck is this tall european dude sitting next to me??
Much to Dirks dismay he relaizes that he's smelt it but Vince dealt it.
Fred Nowitzki
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Why is Vince Vaughn with Barry Pepper? Is there going to be a "3" sequel where Vince plays Tony Stewart?
Dirk is busy thinking what does Vince do to keep his neck so clean and smooth...
Dirk must cup the bulge in his pants after seeing Vince's beautifully smooth forehead...
Dirk: Vince, Vince, Vince, look away all you want, but Jennifer Aniston is not just your fu*k friend.