Brees: How did you build that little ship inside the bottle?
Hebert: I have a lot of time on my hands.

Oh...my...gosh...I can't believe Bobby Hebert is selling wine with me. This is a dream come true.

We had to pull our bottles made in 1980 from the market. It wasn't a good year.

Umm...where are my pants? And why does it hurt when I poop?

And after finishing the bottle, Brees went on the field versus the Colts on opening night and ruined everyone's fantasy teams.

It comes with a free paper bag with two eye holes ripped out.

The new Aint wine.

While Brees and Hebert were smiling, former Saint QB Kerry Collins was not allowed to taste the wine for obvious reasons.

And another bottle of Eau De Burbon Street hits the market.

Is it me or does Hebert look like an older version of Spencer from The Hills?

Herbert and Brees debut their new "flat on your back" wine series - the idea came to both men while staring at the super dome ceiling

A product endorsed by Saints QBs and no sign of Archie? Peyton must have gotten his advertising itch from mama.

"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of swamp water and a soupcon of helmet sweat. Dismal finish."

Unfortunately, sales of Hebert and Brees' new liquor were absolutely flattened by sales of Hurricane.

Brees, "Mom, it's not ok to use my name to promote your candidacy, but it's totally cool with me for you to promote that sweet tasting Jesus Juice."

I had no idea that Drew Brees was friends with Tate Donovan.

And tomorrow, Billy Joe Hobert and Billy Joe Tolliver will be debuting their own brand of motor oil.

Hobert's new wine:

Who are you again?

Bobby is laughing cause he likes the look of Drew's mom.

This picture was followed by both guys prompty throwing the bottles to the wrong people. Yet another interception...

Wine in a bag, for all you 'Aints fans.

Being the Saint's Quarterback will drive the toughest of the tough to the bottle.

Not pictured: Heath Shuler, fumbling bottle.

We...uh...enjoy wine.

"This photo, taken by Da Vinci and interpreted by Dan Brown, cleary shows a purple-helmeted-yogurt-slinger in the negative spaces between the two."

"All bottles made with authentic Katrina water. Remember, it's only a tragedy if you don't stop and get a taste today!

Brees and Hebert expect big things from this new wine. Also, they'll soon be pimping their new "Godawful" line of draperies (pictured here behind them) geared towards the color-blind consumer - made from recycled Saints uniforms and saturated in fans' tears!

Brees thinking: "Your waterboy brain and football talent are half the size of this bottle."

Hebert thinking: "I ganna sock den da fira wata soon as that picta takan."

Hebert: "Come enjoy a sampling of our wine, and speak to our sam-MOLE-ier, Drew Brees!"