Create The Caption #109

Thursday, November 08, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


Byron: "You're hilarious, Caliendo."- S2N

"Tell me something, Byron, ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? You will if you don't throw this game, seen Departed? I know people..."- the great bambi

"Hey Byron, Buss got so desperate that he just traded Kobe to New Orleans for you. Shoot the J! Shoot it!"- Anon

"Jack...you wouldn't be laughing at me if you knew the REAL reason I have to wear the extra length slacks."- Jeff
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Drew Brees and ex-Saints QB Bobby Hebert unveiling their new line of wines?


Daily Links:


Dr.Z Finally Caves On Art Monk, But He's Still A D**k (SI.com)
Now This Soccer Tackle Is Downright Vicious (Fans Attic)
A Japanese Rap Tribute To Dice-K (Red Sox Monster)
The 2009 All Star Game Is Heading To Arizona (AZ Sports Hub)
Charlie Weis, A+ (NOIS)
Chris Henry Disappoints His Master (Lord Beer Me Strength)
Crashing The Baseball GM's Meeting (The Serious Tip)
Suge Knight On The USC Sidelines, Uh Oh (Deuce of Davenport)
How Does This Happen Kentucky? (Storming The Floor)
A Blogger Is Live-Blogging Sports Center For Some Reason (Sports Media Journal)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:45 PM

28 Comments:

Brees: How did you build that little ship inside the bottle?
Hebert: I have a lot of time on my hands.

GMoney said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:06:00 PM  

Oh...my...gosh...I can't believe Bobby Hebert is selling wine with me. This is a dream come true.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:08:00 PM  

We had to pull our bottles made in 1980 from the market. It wasn't a good year.

Fred Morlan said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

Umm...where are my pants? And why does it hurt when I poop?

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:22:00 PM  

And after finishing the bottle, Brees went on the field versus the Colts on opening night and ruined everyone's fantasy teams.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

It comes with a free paper bag with two eye holes ripped out.

The new Aint wine.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

While Brees and Hebert were smiling, former Saint QB Kerry Collins was not allowed to taste the wine for obvious reasons.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

And another bottle of Eau De Burbon Street hits the market.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

Is it me or does Hebert look like an older version of Spencer from The Hills?

Steve said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

Herbert and Brees debut their new "flat on your back" wine series - the idea came to both men while staring at the super dome ceiling

Russianator said...
Nov 8, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

A product endorsed by Saints QBs and no sign of Archie? Peyton must have gotten his advertising itch from mama.

the great bambi said...
Nov 8, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of swamp water and a soupcon of helmet sweat. Dismal finish."

Extra P. said...
Nov 8, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

Unfortunately, sales of Hebert and Brees' new liquor were absolutely flattened by sales of Hurricane.

MDT said...
Nov 8, 2007, 2:37:00 PM  

Brees, "Mom, it's not ok to use my name to promote your candidacy, but it's totally cool with me for you to promote that sweet tasting Jesus Juice."

Alex said...
Nov 8, 2007, 3:02:00 PM  

I had no idea that Drew Brees was friends with Tate Donovan.

GMoney said...
Nov 8, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

And tomorrow, Billy Joe Hobert and Billy Joe Tolliver will be debuting their own brand of motor oil.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

Hobert's new wine:

Who are you again?

Mookie said...
Nov 8, 2007, 4:30:00 PM  

Bobby is laughing cause he likes the look of Drew's mom.

Tom said...
Nov 8, 2007, 4:55:00 PM  

This picture was followed by both guys prompty throwing the bottles to the wrong people. Yet another interception...

Tom said...
Nov 8, 2007, 4:56:00 PM  

Wine in a bag, for all you 'Aints fans.

tom said...
Nov 8, 2007, 4:57:00 PM  

Being the Saint's Quarterback will drive the toughest of the tough to the bottle.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

Not pictured: Heath Shuler, fumbling bottle.

Gourmet Spud said...
Nov 8, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

We...uh...enjoy wine.

Anonymous said...
Nov 8, 2007, 11:50:00 PM  

"This photo, taken by Da Vinci and interpreted by Dan Brown, cleary shows a purple-helmeted-yogurt-slinger in the negative spaces between the two."

dummy said...
Nov 9, 2007, 12:07:00 AM  

"All bottles made with authentic Katrina water. Remember, it's only a tragedy if you don't stop and get a taste today!

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2007, 7:48:00 AM  

Brees and Hebert expect big things from this new wine. Also, they'll soon be pimping their new "Godawful" line of draperies (pictured here behind them) geared towards the color-blind consumer - made from recycled Saints uniforms and saturated in fans' tears!

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2007, 12:50:00 PM  

Brees thinking: "Your waterboy brain and football talent are half the size of this bottle."

Hebert thinking: "I ganna sock den da fira wata soon as that picta takan."

KW said...
Nov 9, 2007, 1:15:00 PM  

Hebert: "Come enjoy a sampling of our wine, and speak to our sam-MOLE-ier, Drew Brees!"

Lane M. said...
Nov 9, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  

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