Create The Caption #108

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Shout out to Grady Little who just lost his job due to me, AGAIN!!!"- Alex

"Could someone please put the words "Suck on that Hal Steinbrenner" on the jumbotron before we continue?"- Anon

"Dodger fans are already showing Torre what to expect by leaving his press confrence halfway through."- Tom

"When my three years are up here, those stats will be the exact same as they are now."- G-Money

"4 World Championships & 12 Post Season Apearences - $2,000,000,000
Blowing 3-0 lead to the Sox - $201,000,000
Losing to the Indians - $8,000,000
Telling Hank Steinbrenner to stick it and making him look the fool - Priceless"- Droopy
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Jack Nicholson heckling former Laker Byron Scott?


Daily Links:


The NHL All-Star Ballot Is Already Circulating (Going Five Hole)
If You Had To Pick One For Your Favorite Team, Kobe or A-Rod? (Epic Carnival)
Who Are These Harris Poll Voters? (Meaningful Collateral)
Dennis Miller Has A Shot To Make This Work (Cake Rocks the Party)
Why Is It That Don Shula And The Best Team Ever Want To Be Remembered As A**holes? (Sons of Sam Malone)
MLB MVP Snubs (Vegas Watch)
Channel 4 News Fantasy League Recap, I'm Floundering (Signal to Noise)
A Reaction To The Start Of The Bulls' Season (Chicago Bull)
OSU Apologizes For Ruining The SEC Hype (We Suck at Sports)
Fixing The NBA Fan Experience (The Sports Hernia)
Oh Shrutebag....How We've Missed You (Brahsome)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM

25 Comments:

Jack, it makes me uncomfortable when you look at my ass like that.

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:14:00 PM  

Hey Byron: What do you think I'm going to do to your wife sitting next to me after the game?

jimisms said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:18:00 PM  

Hey Byron, I've had more white chicks in a week than you had in the 80's when you were part of Showtime, buddy.

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

Lakers or Hornets. When you're facing crooked referees...what's the difference?

Lozo said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:23:00 PM  

Byron: "You're hilarious, Caliendo."

Signal to Noise said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:27:00 PM  

See this chick By?

Three holes, no waiting. Doncha love LA and these slutpig actresses...yeah man, I can spread chicken salad all over her face then hit her over the head with two pieces of wheat toast and she loves it, comes back for more, you know what I'm sayin'?

hollywood wags said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:29:00 PM  

Jack's smiling because he just made a witty comment about Byron's playing days. Byron's smiling because he knows Jack just crapped his pants.

MDT said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:37:00 PM  

Jack: "What's a black guy doing this close to the action without a jersey on?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

See Byron? I told you that "You can't handle the truth!"

Bruce said...
Nov 7, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Tell me something, Byron, ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? You will if you don't throw this game, seen Departed? I know people...

the great bambi said...
Nov 7, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Sit Kidd and she's yours.

Ray said...
Nov 7, 2007, 3:30:00 PM  

Hey, look at the grinning old fool who looks like he's either having gas pains or just crapped his depends.

And hey, there's the Jack Nicholson too.

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 3:41:00 PM  

Jack: I'm telling you, Byron. You could still suit up for this crappy ass club. They call that a paradox.

Byron: Huh?

Jack: Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!

Nov 7, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

Byron, take my advice. Never rub another man's rhubarb.

GMoney said...
Nov 7, 2007, 3:45:00 PM  

Jack: "My house. That's where all the white women at"

(sorry i make it a point to reference Blazing Saddles as much as humanly possible)

Jibblescribbits said...
Nov 7, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

Laugh all you want, Jack. I know you're out of viagra.

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 4:35:00 PM  

You make me wanna be a better man!

S said...
Nov 7, 2007, 4:57:00 PM  

Jack: Hey Magic, you lost the hair and all the weight from the AIDS, right?

monkypickl said...
Nov 7, 2007, 4:57:00 PM  

Remember celebrating the '85 championship? You, me, an 8-ball, Dyan Cannon when she was hot and tag-teaming that ass like the Legion of Doom? Tell Peja to stop shooting and I can hook that up TONIGHT.

Kyle said...
Nov 7, 2007, 6:13:00 PM  

Byron the coach, Jordan Farmar the fag.

Nov 7, 2007, 7:47:00 PM  

Jack...you wouldn't be laughing at me if you knew the REAL reason I have to wear the extra length slacks.

Jeff said...
Nov 7, 2007, 8:11:00 PM  

Fifty bucks, Byron. The blonde is yours.

Pity Da Fool said...
Nov 7, 2007, 9:51:00 PM  

Hey Byron, Buss got so desperate that he just traded Kobe to New Orleans for you. Shoot the J! Shoot it!

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 11:43:00 PM  

jack: hey byron, eat laser!

matthew said...
Nov 8, 2007, 2:55:00 AM  

Hey Byron! When the girls go Jack, they don't go back

Brave Sir Robin said...
Nov 8, 2007, 9:48:00 AM  

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