Create The Caption #107

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"You ready to thumb wrestle? Good luck."- Anon

"Just think you can watch the highlights on your Nextal phone."- Anon

"I'm kind of impressed Peyton, fake crowd noise? I can't believe we didn't think of that."- SP

"Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you."- Ross

"Peyton: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- Anon

"Hey Peyton, isn't that 1998 National Champion Quarterback Tee Martin picking up garbage in section 199?"- Anon


Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the newest Manager of the LA Dodgers?

Daily Links:

Something About Erin Andrews And "Beer Flavored Nipples" Automatically Makes Me Link (Football Jesus)
Another Blog Is Having A Caption Contest, Hit It Up (Boston Sportz)
Jimmy Johnson's Wife Is Kinda Hot (ESPN Video)
So Why Did That CBS Audio Problem Happen? (Lord Beer Me Strength)
Beer Bongs And Football, That's What KC Is About! (Arrowhead Addict)
Helping You Understand Joe Gibbsese (Deuce of Davenport)
The Lakers Actually Look Pretty Good (Rumors and Rants)
College Basketball Started Last Night, No One Noticed (Storming the Floor)
Peter King's NBA Jokes Are Hilarious (Food Court Lunch)
Varitek Is A Mullet Fan, But Who Isn't Really? (Red Sox Monster)
How Drunk Would You Have Been If You Played The Lou Holtz Drinking Game Week Nine? (Digital Headbutt)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:40 PM


I hope you guys out here are ready for a $200 million payroll. These World Series championships don't come cheap. Just ask the A's.

Anonymous said...
Nov 6, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

You see, I was actually awake for that picture. I'm actually sleeping right now. I can talk in my sleep, I used to do it to Steinbrenner all the time, that fuckin jerkoff.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 6, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

"Shout out to Grady Little who just lost his job due to me, AGAIN!!!"

Alex said...
Nov 6, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

Could someone please put the words "Suck on that Hal Steinbrenner" on the jumbotron before we continue?

Anonymous said...
Nov 6, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

I need to talk with someone to get, "Looks shocking like George H.W. Bush in a profile shot," added to that scoreboard.

Fred Morlan said...
Nov 6, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

Dodger fans are already showing Torre what to expect by leaving his press confrence halfway through.

Tom said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

Joe: "What do you mean no sleeping on the job? What kind of sh*thole is this??"

Tom said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:17:00 PM  

"Hey honey, you think that Carl's Jr is still open? I could really go for a burger right now"

WhoDey said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

There Joe stood wondering... "Where are all the hobos?"

Tom said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

F*cking A! My chin is HUGE on that jumbotron. Good thing I'm in LA.

Tom said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!

Festivus4All said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:25:00 PM  

Sadly the Jumbotron just wasn't Jumbo enough to list his entire resume, which includes "Member of Screen Actors Guild", "Eleven-Inch Wang", and "High Score on Pac-Man"

MDT said...
Nov 6, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

Hey, where's the Bank of America advertisement?

Kyle said...
Nov 6, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

When my three years are up here, those stats will be the exact same as they are now.

GMoney said...
Nov 6, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

Joe Torre felt the pressure as the Dodgers flashed the incentive benchmarks for his contract - especially those last two.

HardScores said...
Nov 6, 2007, 4:22:00 PM  

You guys want to play a game of Coleco vision on the bigscreen, ok, check this out.

Christ, I didn't know that you could smell Steinbrenner all the way out here, he had the smell of moldy cheese wrapped in Dave Kingman's jock and sweatsocks buried in a rotting deer carcass.

The worst thing you ever smelled in your life. Made me physically sick.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 6, 2007, 4:25:00 PM  

". . . and really, folks, what sealed the deal for me to come here was when Tommy was going on and on about getting one of those swirly things. I'm really going to have to get one of those."

Anonymous said...
Nov 6, 2007, 4:33:00 PM  

I'd like to thank Grady Little for stepping down, and I'd also like to announce the signing of Aaron Boone.

Mookie said...
Nov 6, 2007, 4:34:00 PM  

Get a good look people, this is the last time you'll see my face without my finger in my nose.

Russianator said...
Nov 6, 2007, 5:04:00 PM  

I'm smiling because I know something you don't - Suzyn Waldman is coming out here with me - take that Vin Scully.

Russianator said...
Nov 6, 2007, 5:05:00 PM  

Well, even on the Jumbotron, my head's smaller than Peyton Manning's!


All across the country, turkey hunters were aroused by the neck wattle on Torre.

Anonymous said...
Nov 6, 2007, 5:57:00 PM  

This is all nice and well, but where's section 3?

Anonymous said...
Nov 6, 2007, 6:03:00 PM  

4 World Championships, 6 pennants, 12 consecutive post season appearances, all time leader in post season wins (76), 9 time all star as a player, 1971 National League MVP.

It's Miller time.

Anonymous said...
Nov 6, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

that's one sweet iPhone

MaTthew Blankenship said...
Nov 7, 2007, 12:55:00 AM  

What are those funny looking trees? Never seen those in the Bronx. Thank god I won't have to be interviewed by Waldman and Sterling anymore!!

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:00:00 AM  

I am with you always my son....use the bunt young Torre, use the bunt.

bronc30td said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:23:00 AM  

As part of his new incentive laden contract with the Dodgers, the Yankees have agreed to provide his new club with an obnoxiously large digital picture frame listing all of his NY acheivments.

bronc30td said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:25:00 AM  

And the next book I would like to discuss...."6 signs you know it's time to fire your manager!" - by George Steinbrenner (With foreward from Brian Cashman)

bronc30td said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:38:00 AM  

4 World Championships & 12 Post Season Apearences - $2,000,000,000

Blowing 3-0 lead to the Sox - $201,000,000

Losing to the Indians - $8,000,000

Telling Hank Steinbrenner to stick it and making him look the fool - Priceless

Droopy said...
Nov 7, 2007, 11:41:00 AM  

I love speaking to no one but huge, inflated pictures of ME!!!!!

jimisms said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:06:00 PM  

Are any good plastic surgeons that are Dodgers fans and hate the Yankees? I could use some work if I were to go out on Sunset Boulevard.

Anonymous said...
Nov 7, 2007, 1:08:00 PM  

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