Create The Caption #106
Monday, November 05, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"Last night at the Meadowlands was the Nets first ever Hollywood stars and awkward old white guys night."- Anon
"Nets games are so slow that Beyonce's seat filler has to tell jokes to entertain Jay."- Alex
"Hey Jay-Z...have you ever heard my stories about setting up Alando Tucker and Brian Butch?"- Anon (Great Kammron Taylor reference)
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo following the "Game of the Century"?
Daily Links:
The Pats Are Accusing The Colts Of Cheating....Dunh Dunh Dunh! (Yahoo!)
Marty Bannister Reads "The Chronicles" And Emails Blogs (SS Reporters)
Announcer Baseball Cards! (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
An Interview With FOX's Glow Puck (Going Five Hole)
Wait, The D-League Has A Draft? (The Sports Hernia)
The Who Would You Do Finals! I'm voting Cohen. (The Big Picture)
Can Parity Ever Be Reached In Baseball? (I'm Writing Sports)
What Does Lute Olsen's Absence Mean For The Wildcats? (AZ Sports Hub)
More Big Ten Network Outrage (The Meaningful Collateral)
15 Reasons To Watch The One NBA Game On The Slate Tonight (Hardwood Paroxysm)
USC's Cory Boyd Thinks That Ain't Right (Hawg Sports)
26 Comments:
Here come closer, I want to make sure these camera guys get a good shot of us together.
Peyton....I am your third cousin twice removed.
Peyton: I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin amuse you What do you mean funny, funny how How am I funny?
Brady: Just you know, how you do the commercials. It's funny.
"One year worth of endorsements says I can have your wife pregnant before I get on the plane back to New England."
"You're on."
Just think you can watch the highlights on your Nextal phone.
"I'm kind of impressed Peyton, fake crowd noise? I can't believe we didn't think of that."
I told you Peyton...there's no way in hell Pam Ward doesn't win the year-end Pammy. No freakin way.
Tough break Peyton. I'd be upset too if Derek Anderson was better than me.
"Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you."
Why is your middle finger wiggling in my palm? Sicko.
After finding Peyton Manning in record time, Tom Brady says, "You never forget the Peyton Manning face..."
Peyton, I know you are mad about that last interception, but you din;t really have to spit on your hand before shaking mine you bastard!
g-g-o-o-o-o-o-d-d g-a-a-a-a-m-m-m-e-e
Brady: Your mom is great in bed.
Tom and Peyton finally agree on something. Cameras don't make either of them nervous.
Hey Tom! Wanna come over watch The Simpons Halloween special with Kenny and me?
And with this handshake, Tom and Peyton finally reversed the evil spell on them, they were back in their own bodies.
Peyton, make it believeable, Bill is watching us!
You won the Super Bowl last. But I bang a model that is cool with me being a baby daddy. So who really won?
Peyton: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Great game, Peyton. Say hi to your wife and my kid.
"Hey Peyton, can you thank Dungy for talking me out of that abortion?? This single Dad thing is getting me a TON of ass."
Hey Peyton, isn't that 1998 National Champion Quarterback Tee Martin picking up garbage in section 199?
"If I leave my helmet on, maybe no one will notice how much better Brady's haircut is" - Peyton
I hope Peyton Manning wins the Super Bowl this year.
Nike Air Force One
You ready to thumb wrestle? Good luck.