Create The Caption #105

Thursday, November 01, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Wait a minute. The Pacers traded Mike Dunleavy back already?"- MDT

"Stephen Jackson looks for new and creative ways to hide his guns on the court."- Anon

"Like Mike 3 - Incredibly Awkward White Kids Edition"- Unreliable Narrator

"Bob Sura, reporting for second tour of duty, SIR!"- Sarge

"Dude, I'm 4'6"! Why the hell is Nellie starting me at center???"- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Jay-Z and Chris Rock taking in the Nets-Bulls contest last night?

Daily Links:

A Preview Of Every MLB Free Agent (Cake Rocks The Party)
How Did I Miss Keith Olbermann Making A "Falling Off The Roof" Joke? That's Pretty Tasteless (Football For Breakfast)
T.O.'s Sharpie Is Up For Sale (CNBC: Sports Biz)
Jaromir Jagr In Drag For Halloween! (Jaspers Rink)
Halloween In Wisconsin Is Special (Big Teen Poon)
Udonis Haslem Drives A Surprisingly Small Car (Ballsiest)
Pretty Funny Commercial With Wizards' Coach Eddie Jordan (Pop Jocks)
The CBB Coaching Carousel (Storming The Floor)
A Pro Athlete's Paystub Makes Its Way To The Internet (Fans Attic)
A-Rod's A Hero! (The Onion)
Kobe's Actually Not The Bad Guy This Time (I'm Writing Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:57 PM


Last night at the Meadowlands was the Nets first ever Hollywood stars and awkward old white guys night.

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  

"Damn Jay...what the hell you got us into? Mr. Whitey over here makin' me nervous. He lookin' like Jack Bauer hidin' his hands ackin' like he wants to Nina my ass."

Slater said...
Nov 1, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Nets games are so slow that Beyonce's seat filler has to tell jokes to entertain Jay.

Alex said...
Nov 1, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

Hey Jay-Z...have you ever heard my stories about setting up Alando Tucker and Brian Butch?

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 2:13:00 PM  

Hey Jay, you better not let these crackers have floor seats in Brooklyn.

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

Hey Jay.. Don't you feel like the filling of a reverse double stuffed Oreo Cookie!

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

I don't want to be here either.

GMoney said...
Nov 1, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

Rock: "Yo Jay, got a joke for you - a cracker, a rapper, an actor, and an extra from The Sopranos walk into a basketball arena. Which row do they sit in?"
Jay-Z: "I dunno, which one?"
Rock: "This one, mutha f***a! And Al Roker sits five rows back because The Man won't give him courtside seats!"

Ross said...
Nov 1, 2007, 4:16:00 PM  

Gosh, gee willikers, isn't this just a swell time Jay? I am loving watching this wonderful game, it is so much fun! I am having a ball!

Yes, you are so right Chris, I love it as well, it is so tremendous that we are here watching basketball, the sport that I love so dearly. What a bountiful gift this is! Chris, can you order me some brie and I'd also like a Fresca. thank you very much.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 1, 2007, 4:21:00 PM  

"If only I had some outlet for this comical situation."

goathair said...
Nov 1, 2007, 4:24:00 PM  

Rock and Jay-Z get turned on by Joakim Noah.

Mookie said...
Nov 1, 2007, 4:50:00 PM  

How is Chris Rock the only one in the front row that isn't stoned

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 8:07:00 PM  

In a rare sight, there is actually 3 out of 25+ people that are black in the premium seats. MLK would be proud.

dummy said...
Nov 1, 2007, 9:32:00 PM  

I don't care if Jay-Z and Chris Rock go to Nets games and say the Knicks suck, but if some random white dudes go to a Nets game and say the Knicks suck, I would have a problem with that!

-Isiah Thomas

Anonymous said...
Nov 2, 2007, 12:12:00 PM  

When did Nabisco come out with real Double Stuffed Oreos ?

Nov 2, 2007, 4:14:00 PM  

"After waiting until the last minute to buy tickets, Chris Rock & Jay-Z get stuck in the middle-aged white guy section of the IZOD Center."

Jason said...
Nov 4, 2007, 3:36:00 PM  

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