Create The Caption #116
Monday, November 19, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"Dear America: I have taken your Santa Claus hostage. This bomb will detonate in 24 hours unless I am traded from Milwaukee. That is all."- Matt
"The Worst 'Last Supper' Re-enactment Ever"- Corey
Santa: "Oh my god! it's Godzilla! Run!"
Yi: "Oh for crying out loud, get your asians straight..."- Kit
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Michigan's Lloyd Carr getting the Gatorade shower? (This photo is from a 2006 game against ND btw)
Daily Links:
ESPN's NASCAR Season, Umm Not So Good (Daly Planet)
All Bonds And A-Rod All The Time (Small White Ball)
Rich Gannon Likes To Brush His Balls (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Should The Twins Trade Santana? (I'm Writing Sports)
Some Boston Columnist Is Trying To Argue Ortiz For MVP (Vegas Watch)
This New Cowboys' Stadium Is Going To Have Every Final, Maybe Even The Final Four (Hawg Sports)
You Weekly Bad Fantasy Advice From Peter King (Blown Coverage)
43 Comments:
looks like water not Gatorade
Of course it's water you ass....look at the container. It's a term in Sports that you apparently aren't aware of.
Apparently I was not aware. I didn’t know that you in the business of offending your readers.
Well if you're being critical then I'm going to defend myself and the statement that was made. If you're offended by that then I feel sorry for you.
You just seem childish to me.
That's very true. If it's not your cup of tea you don't have to read. I hope you enjoyed your time, and thanks for reading.
If you want to argue more you can send me an email. Can you let us get back to the childish for the time being? Thx Bai.
Michigan players attempt to wash away the stink of failure.
"Oooowwwiee!! I thought that was supposed to be cold!"
Any more of this and I'm gonna quit!
AAHHHHH...My balls just flew out of my mouth and hit Bo's casket, you jackasses!!!
Zee goggles... they do nothing!!!!
This is how we really feel about you coach; you're all wet.
Lloyd Carr was born to be a football coach, he was even conceived from a Gatorade jug.
A interpretative dance, with Llllllloyd representing the Michigan 2007 title hopes and the cold shower representing Appalachian state.
Unrelated, for whatever reason, calling someone an ass amuses me. So thanks AA, I almost laughed out loud in my crim law class.
Lloyd Carr keeps imagining that "what will happen when I finally beat Jim Tressel" sequence in his head for the 100th time.
Introducing #2- R. Kelly
Or just as a Michigan fan...
I really hope that Gatorade container was full of battery acid.
Michigan celebrates after getting their first win of the year against a gritty Notre Dame squad. Lloyd Carr would say after, "That's a good win over a quality opponent. That Notre Dame has some talent. If I had to guess, I'd say they'll be playing in a quality bowl game when this year is done. I'll stake my job on it."
Can't we just have the slap fight between AA and the offended anon reader as the comment? That was the funniest thing in here so far
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you've done!! I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world."
Dorothy Tressel finally destroys the Wicked Witch of the Big 10.
Anyone wanna join in the wet shirt Contest??? WOOOT!!!
YOU DAMN KIDS
"Even when this water is COLD! COLD! COLD! Appalachian is HOT!... HOT!... HOT!"
Lloyd Carr spent all those years losing all the OSU and bowl games just to avoid moments like this.
"This is really going to put my wrinkle free khaki's to the test."
"I am DEAD SEXYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Dammit, I have a job interview right after the game. Now I have to change
i want more of AA bashing posters, all these comments are weak.
by the way, this picture has to be at least 4 year old b/c UM hasn't beaten osu, or won a bowl game, in 4 years...that alone is kind of funny...not as funny as pat white's 13 year old cousin wanting to bang him, but still smirk worthy.
Arrrrrrrr!!!! I said GOLDEN shower not the Gatorade shower!
Somewhere, R Kelly nods in approval.
Is this indicitave of what AA just did to that whiny Anon reader?
Is this indicitave of what AA just did to that whiny Anon reader?
Ohio State - Giving Lloyd Carr a cold dose of reality for the last 8 years.
I believe the anon reader is Lloyd Carr.
Retirement my ass!!!! Let's just drown him!!!
Aw, Hell...now my depends will weigh about 50 pounds!
Check out these slacks I got at the Gap! The water just beads up and rolls right off them. 15% off with my seniors discount.
These babies will come in real handy if we ever lose to a Division 1-AA team and I end up losing control of my bowels.
AAAAHHHH! This would feel so much better if it was after a National Championship game!
Hoping to confuse the pollsters, Michigan celebrates a win over Indiana. (who the Wolverines didn't play this season)
Whew...this is so much better than that golden shower I got from the fans after the App State game.
No wonder we suck. You assholes can't figure out that you don't give the coach a gatorade bath after a loss.
Probably the last time anyone cares enough about beating Notre Dame to actually dunk their coach in Gatorade. I think now teams probably just say "good job" to each other and go home.
Lloyd is going to have a hard time recreating this scene from his couch next season.