Create The Caption #116

Monday, November 19, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"Dear America: I have taken your Santa Claus hostage. This bomb will detonate in 24 hours unless I am traded from Milwaukee. That is all."- Matt

"The Worst 'Last Supper' Re-enactment Ever"- Corey

Santa: "Oh my god! it's Godzilla! Run!"
Yi: "Oh for crying out loud, get your asians straight..."- Kit

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Michigan's Lloyd Carr getting the Gatorade shower? (This photo is from a 2006 game against ND btw)

Daily Links:

ESPN's NASCAR Season, Umm Not So Good (Daly Planet)
All Bonds And A-Rod All The Time (Small White Ball)
Rich Gannon Likes To Brush His Balls (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Should The Twins Trade Santana? (I'm Writing Sports)
Some Boston Columnist Is Trying To Argue Ortiz For MVP (Vegas Watch)
This New Cowboys' Stadium Is Going To Have Every Final, Maybe Even The Final Four (Hawg Sports)
You Weekly Bad Fantasy Advice From Peter King (Blown Coverage)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM


Lloyd is going to have a hard time recreating this scene from his couch next season.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 12:54:00 PM  

looks like water not Gatorade

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 12:55:00 PM  

Of course it's water you ass....look at the container. It's a term in Sports that you apparently aren't aware of.

Nov 19, 2007, 1:00:00 PM  

Apparently I was not aware. I didn’t know that you in the business of offending your readers.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 1:03:00 PM  

Well if you're being critical then I'm going to defend myself and the statement that was made. If you're offended by that then I feel sorry for you.

Nov 19, 2007, 1:11:00 PM  

You just seem childish to me.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 1:20:00 PM  

That's very true. If it's not your cup of tea you don't have to read. I hope you enjoyed your time, and thanks for reading.

If you want to argue more you can send me an email. Can you let us get back to the childish for the time being? Thx Bai.

Nov 19, 2007, 1:29:00 PM  

Michigan players attempt to wash away the stink of failure.

Pete said...
Nov 19, 2007, 1:39:00 PM  

"Oooowwwiee!! I thought that was supposed to be cold!"

Riggs said...
Nov 19, 2007, 1:39:00 PM  

Any more of this and I'm gonna quit!

GB said...
Nov 19, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  

AAHHHHH...My balls just flew out of my mouth and hit Bo's casket, you jackasses!!!

hollywood wags said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Zee goggles... they do nothing!!!!

Festivus4All said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

This is how we really feel about you coach; you're all wet.

Bruce said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  

Lloyd Carr was born to be a football coach, he was even conceived from a Gatorade jug.

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  

A interpretative dance, with Llllllloyd representing the Michigan 2007 title hopes and the cold shower representing Appalachian state.

Unrelated, for whatever reason, calling someone an ass amuses me. So thanks AA, I almost laughed out loud in my crim law class.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:31:00 PM  

Lloyd Carr keeps imagining that "what will happen when I finally beat Jim Tressel" sequence in his head for the 100th time.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  

Introducing #2- R. Kelly

Nov 19, 2007, 2:41:00 PM  

Or just as a Michigan fan...

I really hope that Gatorade container was full of battery acid.

Nov 19, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

Michigan celebrates after getting their first win of the year against a gritty Notre Dame squad. Lloyd Carr would say after, "That's a good win over a quality opponent. That Notre Dame has some talent. If I had to guess, I'd say they'll be playing in a quality bowl game when this year is done. I'll stake my job on it."

Mez said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:51:00 PM  

Can't we just have the slap fight between AA and the offended anon reader as the comment? That was the funniest thing in here so far

Mez said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you've done!! I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world."

Dorothy Tressel finally destroys the Wicked Witch of the Big 10.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

Anyone wanna join in the wet shirt Contest??? WOOOT!!!

Shrugz said...
Nov 19, 2007, 2:58:00 PM  


Fred Morlan said...
Nov 19, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

"Even when this water is COLD! COLD! COLD! Appalachian is HOT!... HOT!... HOT!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 3:30:00 PM  

Lloyd Carr spent all those years losing all the OSU and bowl games just to avoid moments like this.

the great bambi said...
Nov 19, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  

"This is really going to put my wrinkle free khaki's to the test."

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 3:56:00 PM  


Shrugz said...
Nov 19, 2007, 4:08:00 PM  

Dammit, I have a job interview right after the game. Now I have to change

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 4:10:00 PM  

i want more of AA bashing posters, all these comments are weak.

by the way, this picture has to be at least 4 year old b/c UM hasn't beaten osu, or won a bowl game, in 4 years...that alone is kind of funny...not as funny as pat white's 13 year old cousin wanting to bang him, but still smirk worthy.

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 4:55:00 PM  

Arrrrrrrr!!!! I said GOLDEN shower not the Gatorade shower!

Jeremy said...
Nov 19, 2007, 5:30:00 PM  

Somewhere, R Kelly nods in approval.

Tom said...
Nov 19, 2007, 6:05:00 PM  

Is this indicitave of what AA just did to that whiny Anon reader?

Tom said...
Nov 19, 2007, 6:10:00 PM  

Is this indicitave of what AA just did to that whiny Anon reader?

Tom said...
Nov 19, 2007, 6:10:00 PM  

Ohio State - Giving Lloyd Carr a cold dose of reality for the last 8 years.

Tom said...
Nov 19, 2007, 6:11:00 PM  

I believe the anon reader is Lloyd Carr.

Mookie said...
Nov 19, 2007, 6:29:00 PM  

Retirement my ass!!!! Let's just drown him!!!

nsrrder said...
Nov 19, 2007, 7:08:00 PM  

Aw, my depends will weigh about 50 pounds!

John said...
Nov 19, 2007, 9:09:00 PM  

Check out these slacks I got at the Gap! The water just beads up and rolls right off them. 15% off with my seniors discount.

These babies will come in real handy if we ever lose to a Division 1-AA team and I end up losing control of my bowels.

Marty said...
Nov 19, 2007, 9:30:00 PM  

AAAAHHHH! This would feel so much better if it was after a National Championship game!

Jim said...
Nov 19, 2007, 10:07:00 PM  

Hoping to confuse the pollsters, Michigan celebrates a win over Indiana. (who the Wolverines didn't play this season)

Anonymous said...
Nov 19, 2007, 10:43:00 PM  

Whew...this is so much better than that golden shower I got from the fans after the App State game.

Jeff said...
Nov 20, 2007, 7:44:00 AM  

No wonder we suck. You assholes can't figure out that you don't give the coach a gatorade bath after a loss.

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2007, 12:50:00 PM  

Probably the last time anyone cares enough about beating Notre Dame to actually dunk their coach in Gatorade. I think now teams probably just say "good job" to each other and go home.

Nick said...
Nov 20, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

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